Chapter 85: Kick Him Out
Shen Jiayao sat there dignified and cold, as if she hadn't heard Ye Fan's question, but her eyes were looking at him, infinitely indifferent, like a pool of glaciers, bottomless. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The audience was silent, and the breathing could be heard.
Doesn't this give Teacher Ye face? With her personality, she is the only one in the world who dares to be so arrogant.
Ye Fan chuckled lightly and took the lead in applauding: "Thank you Shen Jiayao for your unique answer." ”
What? Is that the answer?
Everyone's brain cells were not good, and sporadic applause jumped up and gave it to Shen Jiayao inexplicably.
A strange brilliance flashed in Shen Jiayao's eyes, did he really understand his own thoughts?
"Teacher Ye, it's your turn!" Chu Xinyan laughed and coaxed.
"Yes, yes, teacher, what is love?" Li Yan also shouted, with a seductive smile on the corner of her mouth.
Ye Fan smiled, turned around and wrote a traditional love character on the blackboard.
"Do you see?" he said, "a claw, a bald cover, a heart, and a friend, which together means to capture the heart of a friend." ”
"Is it complicated? It's actually quite simple. Loving this kind of thing is like eating chili peppers, it's very refreshing when you eat it, but it's always uncomfortable when you pull it, but you still think about it if you can't eat it. ”
There was a laugh below.
"Then has anyone ever wondered why this is happening?" Ye Fan asked with a smile.
"I know, I know. Chu Xinyan raised her hand and replied: "Studies have found that the human pituitary gland secretes a chemical called phenylethylamine, which can stimulate adrenaline production, make the heart beat faster, and make people feel happy." ”
Ye Fan agreed, nodded and said, "That's the way of Western medicine and biology. Now when we talk about traditional Chinese medicine, the so-called love, in my opinion, is actually a disease, a kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder that combines paranoia, ego, arrogance, money worship and countless other negative emotions. ”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar.
"You can question me, but listen to me first. He said, "When a man talks about love, he wants to possess and dominate one person, or more. When a woman talks about love, she wants to be spoiled, and she hopes that there is only one thing in the eyes of the other party. This is the most basic and popular thinking, and more patients achieve various selfish desires with money, status, and possession as the purpose, and under the guise of love. So everyone in this world is sick, and they are all very sick, unless you admit that you have no love, of course, there is a possibility, you are not a man, and you are not a woman. ”
There seemed to be a little bit of truth, everyone was quietly savoring his words, and a cold voice suddenly appeared.
"Are you sick?"
It's Shen Jiayao, and only she dares to be so rude.
"Absolutely. Ye Fan smiled and said: "Only a person who is not sick is the most terrible, because he is so pure that he is incompatible with this dirty world, will pearls and gems be born in the garbage heap? This is the first topic I want to talk about today, I am not talking about love, nor am I lamenting the darkness of the world, I am talking about pathological medicine, everyone has diseases, but there are priorities. ”
"Teacher, I don't agree. Wouldn't we all have to go to the hospital?" retorted one student from an out-of-class class.
Ye Fan waved his hand and said, "This classmate, you still haven't understood what I mean. When I talk about illness, I include psychological, physiological, imminent, and already ill, and what you are talking about is still a narrow understanding, but only a physical illness. ”
"Only by recognizing the concept of illness can we be qualified to speak for medicine. External senses, internal injuries, qi, essence, spirit, bones, blood, and flesh are all included. Many diseases, when discovered by doctors, have no cure, and there is nowhere to regret them, because they have missed the best time to recognize their illness......"
His expression suddenly became solemn and awe-inspiring, and his eyes swept over the class with his hands behind his back.
No one saw that his fingers were pressed on the red blood veins in the palm of his palm...... If he could regret it, was that kind of life really what he wanted?
Heartfelt applause shook the classroom.
This lesson is really not in vain, treating the disease before recognizing the disease, is the way to learn, Ye Fan used the hottest topic at the moment, from love to traditional Chinese medicine, to pathology, which they had never experienced before.
It's fresh and exciting.
Bang! The door of the classroom was suddenly violently kicked open, and more than a dozen security guards from an unknown college rushed in with electric batons.
Immediately after, several well-dressed professors and leaders strode in with indignation on their faces.
"It's him, drag it down, throw it out!" a man with glasses pointed at Ye Fan and shouted.
The students in the classroom kept standing up, and the expressions on their faces went from dazed to shocked to uncontrollable anger.
This is the academy, this is the classroom, and someone dares to violently break into it to arrest the teacher they admire the most!
"Who are you, get out!" Qin Qiaoqing slapped the table and scolded angrily, this gentle girl with a crooked crescent moon when she laughed, was the first to fight for the person she liked, and fought bravely like a boy.
"Get out of our classroom!"
"Get out!"
Hundreds of students gathered the same word in their mouths, shaking the heavens and the earth, and the sound was like a rolling tide, and Shengsheng suppressed these dozen security guards, not daring to move.
"It's the other way around, dean, dean, you see ......" The man with glasses asked for help behind him, and everyone noticed that it was Shi Yongcun, the dean of the Outer Chinese Academy, who was guarded by a group of professors.
This is to avenge the killing, Ye Fan smiled.
Dean Shi walked out of the crowd, waved his arms, and said loudly: "Be quiet, be quiet." I have a few words to say. ”
"Dean Shi, this is the medical school, you are here to give the command, there is a suspicion of overstepping your authority, right?" Chu Xinyan said.
"That's it, the School of Foreign Chinese also wants to manage our medical school, why? Everyone took pictures and uploaded them to the Internet!"
"No matter what he says, don't listen! Get them out!" one boy yelled with a fist.
Seeing that the scene had a tendency to get out of control, a cold sweat broke out on Dean Shi's forehead, these students are at an age where they are easy to be impulsive and easy to explode, this time they chose the wrong time and place, it's going to be bad!
"Everyone, be quiet. Ye Fan patted the blackboard eraser, and gradually stopped the chaotic scene of the crowd's anger.
A pair of eyes, good people, bad people, neutral people, all cast on him.
Clearing his throat, Ye Fan smiled: "We can stop violence, we can't stop others from farting." Dean Shi Yongcun, please. ”
"Haha-" All the students laughed.
"You!" Shi Yongcun pointed at Ye Fan and said angrily: "Fellow students, as a teacher of the academy who preaches and teaches, I have the responsibility to question how such a person entered our medical school!"
"What kind of person?" Ye Fan asked with a smile, "I slept with your granddaughter?"
"You!"
"I owe you money?"
"......" Dean Shi's face turned red sharply, and he took off his glasses in anger and shouted: "You misdiagnosed!"
"I see. Ye Fan smiled lightly: "I'm sorry, I forgot that I wasn't a veterinarian last time, and I was sorry, old Shi." ”
There was another burst of laughter, and Shi Yongcun's secretary waved his arms and shouted: "Presumptuous!
Where could he stop the laughter of so many people with one mouth, and the whistle and joy in the big classroom became more and more cheerful.
Dean Shi's heart was almost so stuffy that he vomited blood, and pointed at Ye Fan and scolded in a trembling voice: "You...... You don't have medical ethics! You don't deserve to be a teacher!"
"You also need to be moral about well-dressed beasts?" Ye Fan was still smiling, but this smile had a kind of coldness, "Dean Shi, you probably don't know what I did before. ”
Shi Yongcun felt a kind of nervousness, inexplicable nervousness, and asked intermittently, "Do it, what do you do?"
"Captain Security!" Ye Fan slapped the podium vigorously, and his voice was so loud that everyone felt their hearts tremble for an extra second!
The security guards of those foreign language colleges shrank their heads in unison, this momentum, this majesty, is more awesome than their captain! They have also heard of the fame of Ye Baoan of the medical school, and only then did they know what tricky people they had provoked.
"I'll count three times, people who don't belong to medical school, trouble turn backwards, roll in unison, one!"
"Two!" The students below helped in unison, and the small group of people at the door were all sincerely frightened, their faces were blue, and they thought they could take the opportunity to pat Shi Yongcun's ass, but now they are in a dilemma!
A pair of embarrassed eyes could only cast a tentative inquiry to Dean Shi, should he go, or get out?
"Let's go!" Shi Yongcun waved his sleeves back, took two steps, and then released cruel words: "I will send an official letter to the dean! If she is biased, I will go directly to the Municipal Education Commission!"
"Get out of here!" a shoe sole was thrown from the back of the classroom.
Immediately, mineral water bottles, books, and bench legs smashed all over the door!
The security guards covered Dean Shi and his gang to flee in embarrassment.
Ye Fan smiled and returned to the original topic: "Everyone retracted their contemptuous gaze, and we continued to talk about the first step of clinical diagnosis of traditional Chinese medicine." ”
"Teacher, are you looking to hear and ask?"
"Yes and no. Ye Fan waved his hand and said: "To cure diseases and save people, start with prevention, Western medicine has vaccines and antibodies, what does Chinese medicine have?"
"Human pox!" someone blurted out. In the Song Dynasty, Chinese medicine has invented human pox to avoid plague, leading the world for more than 800 years!
"It's kind of an outdated approach. Ye Fan shook his head and said: "The most profound thing about Chinese medicine is not the various treatment options, but in foresight, and in the fact that early onset can be detected without the help of instruments. If you meet a person on the street and you can see at a glance what disease he has, can Western medicine do it? Therefore, when we study Chinese medicine, we must first cultivate our own sense of superiority, and even you look down on yourself, how can you make others respect you?"
Yes, not only to study Chinese medicine, but also to be a human being. If you look down on yourself, will others respect you?
Some pondered, others nodded, and more began to applaud.
In this warm atmosphere, the sound of heavy leather boots slamming on the floor sounded in the classroom corridor outside, and the whole building seemed to be shaking!
What's going on?
Shi Yongcun came back so quickly?
The students stood up in twos and threes, their necks stretched, and someone nervously held their phones, ready to call the police.
Listening to this momentum, it is far more powerful than the group of security guards just now, and there is a deep killing intent in the air, who is it?
This class is even more exciting than watching American blockbusters......
Ye Fan put away his lecture posture, put his hands in his pockets, and turned sideways to meet this wave of upcoming challenges.
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