"Hey, you pay attention, your saliva is dripping on the screen of your phone, and it's disgusting that your saliva can come out through the mask. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Kang knocked Deadpool hard and took back the phone.

Deadpool laughed cheaply and made more than a dozen meat jokes in a row.

Li Kang also replied to Deadpool, but Li Kang thought about it for a while, he decided to go to Doctor Doom overnight and set a trap for a terrifying mutant like Magneto, which is by no means a trivial matter, although the general policy has been confirmed, but in terms of details, it cannot be ambiguous, and the problems caused by Deadpool also need to be solved.

For example, Deadpool peed on the only big bed in the room, and this bed had to be replaced, otherwise he would not be able to sleep.

"Hahaha.... It turns out that this bed is not a bathroom, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'm going to find someone to change the bed, you wait here obediently, understand~?All problems are solved by your good brother Deadpool, you just sit here as your uncle, eat a piece of tiramisu~, drink coffee, this is a good thing, I have never eaten such a delicious thing, you can taste it. Deadpool shoved the leftover tiramisu into Li Kang's hand, and he opened the door, not even stepping out of his foot.

"Boom!" Deadpool flew out with a loud bang, his body slamming against the wall like a cannonball, making a sound of bones shattering, and he slowly slid off the wall like a mural.

Outside the door, the one-armed old butler held a laser gun with a flash of laser from the muzzle, and behind him were four guards armed to the teeth.

"Honorable guest, I'm so sorry, we just caught a Hydra man, he confessed that he had bought an assassin and wanted to do you badly, so I rushed to the rescue, it's great that you weren't hurt, I'll bring someone to clean up that pile of garbage. The guards behind the one-armed old butler crossed Li Kang and dragged Deadpool out of the room with a big hole in his chest, which was another time that Deadpool was being treated as garbage.

"Please let him go, he's my good brother, not an assassin, and it's all a misunderstanding. Li Kang rubbed his temples and said with some anger.

"It turned out to be a misunderstanding, I'm really sorry, I didn't know there was an inside story, and I rashly hurt your friend..."The one-armed old butler looked down at Deadpool, the big hole in Deadpool's chest was still oozing with red liquid, he couldn't help frowning and said, "Your friend seems to be dead, but don't worry, we will have a grand funeral for him." ”

"Wow.. Oh.. Grand.. The funeral was fantastic... I've always wanted to.. I want a big funeral, I don't know if there is a girl at the funeral, I've always liked Scarlett Johansson, please let her come, I'm going to dance with her, I'm going to jump on the grave, knock times... Click.. Knock times.. Hit times.. Can you arrange that?" the wound on Deadpool's chest healed rapidly, and soon the internal organs and bones inside the hole were healed by themselves, and the skin was quickly repaired, and he jumped up violently, covering his crotch with one hand, and did a horseback riding dance that had been obscene to the extreme.

A look of surprise flashed in the eyes of the one-armed old butler, he was worthy of being the deacon of the Destruction Castle, and immediately calmed down and bowed slightly.

"Since the two of you are fine, it's the best, the host is worried about the guests, please come with me, as for this... Friend, you can rest in your room, I think the host will summon you soon. The old butler said to Deadpool.

"Hahaha.... This is not good, you must not believe it, on the bed in the room, there is a big bubble of urine, the smell is too bad, there is no way to rest, if you don't believe it, you will be able to smell it, you must be able to feel the male hormones like stallions, that's right! That's the man's urine in the man's urine, just my Deadpool pee, hahaha... Deadpool raised one hand, and Li Kang slapped it cooperatively, this kind of provocative scene, the two have performed countless times before.

“... Then I'll arrange for you to change rooms. This time, the old butler was really stunned.

"No, both of us are going to see Doctor Doom, this has something to do with the purpose of our alliance, oh... By the way, that Hydra agent, you let him pay Deadpool's account first, and then let him go, I know why he came. Li Kang stretched out his hand and turned the old butler's body around, allowing him to lead the way in front.

Deadpool followed by his side, and kept saying some strange things, he used to be a kind of nonsense talker, but now he talks more, and many times he is talking about meaningless things, such as he suddenly said to the air just now: Author, some people say that you update too slowly, you go to watch American dramas secretly, be careful that I explode your chrysanthemum with a big gun... Okay, you can just take it, the big gun is hungry and thirsty...

Li Kang thought about it for a while, but he didn't understand what he meant, maybe Deadpool's mind was really mixed with something weird, but since he was targeted by Deadpool, no matter who this fungus was, he was dead.

On the contrary, he admires the old butler even more, Li Kang knows that Deadpool is virtuous, this guy does not leave his old profession in three sentences, there must be and urine in every sentence, and there are more vulgarities than three vulgarities, the old butler can actually endure it expressionlessly, and he rushes to this concentration, this old butler with only one arm is also a character.

The hall was brightly lit, and Dr. Doom sat steadily at the end of the long table, a pair of eyes behind the mask, staring into the distance, no matter what he was thinking, he must be planning something grand, his mind would never be limited to this small country in Eastern Europe, Latvia was too small for Dr. Doom.

"Wow~!I've finally met Doctor Doom's real person," Deadpool suddenly crossed the old butler, trotted obscenely in front of Doctor Doom, and reached out to touch Dr. Doom's head, but his hand was bounced away by a force field, he rubbed his wrist, and said, "Oh my God, sure enough, a billion worth of heads can't be touched, in fact, I'm curious, how did you offend Nick Fury? He offered a billion bounty for your head." ”

Doctor Doom had been keeping an eye on him, and he had an idea of the situation, and suddenly he grabbed Deadpool's wrist with a lightning bolt, turned his head to look at Deadpool, and said word by word.

"Because I liberated Latvia!" Doctor Doom then lets go of Deadpool and returns to his original seated position.

"Liberation? hey. Dude, don't you know that you are a dictator? Isn't it too shameful to use the word liberation, I don't mean anything else, I just feel strange, what makes you feel that you are a liberator, it's not usually people like you who are overthrown, that's called liberation, isn't it?" Deadpool said unknowingly, he pulled out a chair and crouched beside Dr. Doom.

Li Kang slapped his head, Deadpool, this guy is really a little expert at death.

"Latvia was ruled by a brutal pro-American king who betrayed his people, sold valuable minerals to American companies at low prices, and carried out ethnic cleansing and foolishness at home, and before I overthrew him, only one-third of the country had electricity, less than 25 percent of the country was covered by roads, and 85 percent of the country's illiteracy population was starving. ”

"And in the three years of my rule, all unequal treaties have been abolished, minerals have been returned to the country, the power grid and roads have reached 100%, now less than 5% of the population is illiterate, the people of the country have enough food, and under me, there is still the House of Representatives governing the country, if they no longer love destruction, they can vote to depose me at any time, so watch more with their own eyes and listen less to some biased reports in the Western media. Doctor Doom said calmly.

(If you like this book, please recommend the collection, thank you ~~~)