Chapter 185: Poisoning!
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Although Yang Yi had long known that he couldn't bargain in front of these two old foxes, he still couldn't help but feel distressed. TMD, Lao Tzu gave away five million with one mouth. That's enough for me to eat as many steamed buns as I can.
But when he thought of being able to 'borrow' ten special elites, Yang Yi's heart was finally much more balanced. As long as you are very awesome, you can smash them with a bunch of exercises, money, and beautiful women. After all the coercion and temptation were used, Yang Yi didn't believe that they would turn against each other. Who stipulates that three months will be three months? When the time comes, they are looking for an excuse to let the two old foxes go, and won't they have three more subordinates who will be ten more than ten?
"Boy, you're not kind. Why didn't you bring me tea just now for Sun Monkey?" After finishing his business, Mao Feng stared at the bag of tea on the coffee table with bright eyes.
"Grandpa Mao, I've copied so much tea now, you two should save some and drink it first. I'll send you some in a few days. Yang Yi said patiently. I originally planned to humiliate the old fox, but I was afraid that he would change his mind, so I could only endure it first. In two days? When Lao Tzu is in a good mood, maybe he will remember it.
Mao Feng didn't say a word, picked up the tea and ran out, and when he arrived at the door, he didn't forget to turn around and shout: "Those ten people will go back to your door tomorrow to report." ”
Sun Aiguo didn't expect this old guy to come to this set, he was slightly stunned, and then ran out, how could such a good tea let him swallow it alone. "Guards, guards." Stop the ** head for me. ”
The guards were about to cry, what is this TNN called? There are chiefs on both sides, and he doesn't dare to participate in the peace even if he is killed. However, in line with the principle that soldiers take obedience to orders as their duty, Xiao Li had to stretch out his hand to block Mao Feng. Anyway, the one behind is also his direct boss, and it's a big deal to lie down when he is about to bump into it. I obeyed the order to stop it, but I didn't.
"**Head, if you have a kind, you will stop for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will settle the old account with you today. I haven't settled the account with you about the wine last time. What the fuck do you want to swallow it alone? Sun Aiguo looked a little angry in the back. This old thing, usually it is more difficult to get something from him than to ascend to the sky, from his own time when he is a smooth thing, it is called a handy, that is called a matter of course, and that is called a shameless. Can't he see that this bag of tea was given by Yang Yi, the appointed grandson-in-law? People can be shameless, but they can't be shameless to this extent. If there was a gun now, Sun Aiguo thought that he would definitely shoot, he would.
Mao Feng ran faster than a rabbit, and turned his head to show a provocative smile. said loudly: "The fool just stops, Lao Tzu is old, but he is not confused." I'll laugh at this bag first, and then you can ask for that kid. ”
Yang Yi was frightened and hit a spirit, and then smeared oil on the soles of his feet. If you stay here, you will be really stupid-, this old thing will be taken and will be taken away, and you will still want to burn the war on yourself. Yang Yi made up his mind that he would not give him any good things in the future. If you want to blame --- blame, blame you for not giving birth to a promising son, and your son didn't give you a granddaughter who is as beautiful as Sun Ying. Yang Yi found a barely plausible excuse for his partiality.
Yang Yi came out of the military region and went back to school, no way, those lewd people in the dormitory haven't seen each other for a while, it's still weird, it's good to go and see.
When he arrived at school, it was just in time for school to end at noon, Yang Yi made a phone call to Li Fatzi, and Li Fatzi waved his hand directly. It's not interesting to say that eating in the cafeteria, eating in a restaurant outside, and drinking a little more wine by the way.
Yang Yi waited at the school gate for a while, and the three of Li Fatzi came out in groups. Li Fatzi hugged Yang Yi fiercely, and shouted, "Brother, I want to kill you." The pedestrians on the road were looking sideways, thinking they were Lala.
Yang Yi's old face couldn't help but feel embarrassed, pushed it away fiercely, and scolded with a smile: "Dead fatty, let's find someone else." It's really disgusting, and I'll have to eat later. Although Yang Yi said so, he still felt warm in his heart, this is a brother.
I ordered a large table of dishes in the restaurant and asked for two cases of beer. Yang Yi began to be a little worried, I don't know if with the amount of Li Fatzi's wine, after these two boxes of wine, he can still go to class in the afternoon.
It is said that Xiao Bie is newlywed, how do you feel that it is suitable to use it on them. Far from being estranged, the relationship is much more cordial.
When the meal was almost finished, Li Fatzi said mysteriously: "Brothers, let me tell you a good news, I am broken." ”
Huang Yaohui's face was full of disdain, this fat man is a bit too big to brag. That MM would be blind to the fat man's posture, and sneered: "I'm afraid your place was broken by the five-fingered girl ten years ago, right?
"Don't you believe it?" Fat Li was anxious, and rummaged through his wallet for a long time before he pulled out a photo. smiled: "See, right? This is my horse, it's right enough." "The photo shows a long-haired girl in a white dress, wearing a pair of glasses, and she looks weak, but the length is quite attractive. was held in the arms of Fat Li, and the two looked sweet. What Fat Li said should be true. I don't know how this girl was deceived by Li Fatzi.
Yang Yi was shocked for a while. To be able to find such a good little cabbage with this kind of appearance is even more surprising than Fat Li drinking three cases of beer without falling to the ground. But how do you look at the photos, how do you give people a combination of beauty and the beast. I don't know what's going on now, it seems that this kind of combination is popular, beautiful women love beasts, and handsome guys love dinosaurs. "You can't be the young lady you used money to find, right?" Yang Yi asked uncertainly. Only this possibility can be explained.
"Fuck your sister. The mind is really dirty, uncle, how could I do such a thing?" Li Fatzi glared at Yang Yi angrily, shook his bangs with a narcissistic expression, and said with a smile: "A charming man like my brother, how many girls have come and gone, how can I fall into the position of going to ***?" You see, this is our dear family, called Fang Xiaoyao, the flower of the J Provincial Health School. Later, when I saw it, I put the cover a little brighter. Remember, don't dig into the corners, or I'll be done with you. ”
Sun Guoping's face was full of disdain, and he took a sip of wine and said: "This kind of goods, don't give it away for free, who will rob you? Isn't that one the best?"
The fat man was not angry, and carefully put the photo in his wallet. said with a smile: "That's because you don't know how to appreciate, I can't find a more beautiful woman than our dear family." ”
Yang Yi almost burst out laughing, this dead fat man is too good at, if it is really like what he said, then the women in the world must be erased at least half, and they have to choose beautiful wipes. "Fat man, how did you do it? It's only been seven days since I realized that it was broken. ”
To be honest, Yang Yi is really envious of Li Fatzi's speed, it only took so many days to take down a woman, if he also has this speed, it would be great.
Fat Li's face didn't know if it was because he drank some wine or what, but it was slightly red. Like a woman, she squirmed for a long time before she said embarrassedly: "Actually, she is our neighbor, we have been classmates from middle school to high school, and we can be regarded as childhood sweethearts, and we have no guesses." This time I went back to do what I had never dared to do. ”
day, waste Lao Tzu's expression. Yang Yi glared at Li Fatzi viciously, this guy was originally teasing them for a long time. I thought it was the kind that was quick to solve, but it turned out to take so long. If there is such a long time, Lao Tzu can even make a villain's life. I still envy you for begging.
Before you know it, two cases of beer have bottomed out. Of course, most of them still went into the stomachs of the three Yangyi, otherwise Li Fatzi would have fallen down long ago. Yang Yi originally planned to leave it at that, after all, they still had classes in the afternoon. But who knew that Fat Li waved his hand and asked for another box. said that the afternoon class was skipped, the brothers haven't seen each other for so long, how can they be worthy of the party and the people if they are not drunk.
After drinking four cases of beer, Li Fatzi decided to lie down, and even Sun Guoping and Huang Yaohui were seven points drunk. Yang Yi could only smile helplessly, it seems that he has to work hard to carry this fat pig back to the bedroom today.
Yang Yi settled the account, carried Li Fatzi on his back, and then supported Sun Guoping and Huang Yaohui to the bedroom with his left and right hands. The people on the road looked at this strange combination with strange eyes. Yang Yi was ashamed and angry, but he couldn't throw them into the street, as if they were far away in just a few hundred meters. Halfway through, Yangyi's mobile phone rang, but Yangyi really couldn't spare his hand, so he could only let it go.
It was not easy to put the three of them on the bed, and then he took out his mobile phone and looked at the five missed calls. It was all called by Kong Fan. Yang Yi had a bad premonition. Hurriedly dialed the phone again. The phone rang only once and was connected by Kong Fan.
"Boss, where are you? Kong Fan shouted into the phone anxiously.
"What the hell is going on, you say slowly. Is something wrong with the resort?" Yang Yi tried to keep himself calm, but his heart was trembling. Yang Yi knew that Kong Fan's so-called big thing must be not small.
"No, boss, have you read the newspaper?" Kong Fan was about to crush the newspaper in his hand. "The newspaper said that 10 people were poisoned by drinking our wine and are now being rescued in the city hospital, and it also said that the wine also has harmful ingredients to the human body. Boss, come over quickly, I'm in the city hospital. ”
"Don't worry, I'll come right over. TMD, hung up the phone, Yang Yi couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth. The formula of this wine and cosmetics was given by him, and it is impossible to contain harmful substances at all, and if there were, it would not have been approved by the Quality Supervision Bureau at that time. Someone must be behind this.