Li Qingzhao whispered, and Mai Xiaoji laughed when he heard it, there were too many bad ideas of the ancients.

First of all, Li Qingzhao buttoned a high hat to Situ Xiaodan, saying that she looked like a female leader of the peasant uprising, Tang Sai'er of the Ming Dynasty. Situ Xiaodan admires female heroes and is not disgusted by this.

In addition, there are also some common characteristics, such as Tang Sai'er's favorite peony flowers, especially red peonies. A righteous body, dare to love and hate, love to fight and hug grievances, likes to paint with his own body, regards fame and fortune as dung, and especially likes to eat pig's tail, which can be said to be never tired of eating.

The piles and piles are all consistent with Tang Sai'er, no wonder she is shaken. Situ Xiaodan is nicknamed Peony, and he likes red, and red peony is quite far-fetched, Mai Xiaoji is puzzled, how does Li Qingzhao know that Situ Xiaodan likes to eat pig tails?

"How do you know so much about her habits, and isn't it too risky to ask around about her habits?" asked McEigh.

"Hehe, knowing yourself and knowing your opponent will win all battles. A person's appearance can be disguised, and the voice can change, but the most difficult thing to change is food. Especially Situ Xiaodan thinks that you don't know her, so I asked Xiaoyue to retrieve the surveillance video of the restaurant last night, Juxian Lou can be said to be sleepless nights, we looked at it separately, and after analysis and discussion, it was finally determined. Li Qingzhao said arrogantly.

"Amazing!" Mai Xiaoji praised repeatedly, and turned his head to think, "No, I often eat in restaurants, pig's trotters, pig's head meat, and large intestines are common, but I haven't seen a pig's tail?"

She asked the chef, but the chef thought it was difficult to buy, and there were not many people who liked it, so she didn't improve the food. Li Qingzhao analyzed.

"Haha, if you want to reason like this, Situ Xiaodan really can't think of it, and he won't be suspicious. It's just that the smelly socks smell the fragrance of heaven, what is the principle?" Mai Xiaoji inquired again.

"People are hungry, they eat everything fragrantly, they are almost suffocated, and they are not so sensitive to smells. ”

"However, what stinks is stinky, and it doesn't smell good. ”

"Haha, we asked the medical saint to prepare a spice recipe, boil and condense it into colorless flakes, I have already slapped it on Situ Xiaodan just now. Moreover, it can't fall off in two days. ”

"There's enough time, no one can hold their pee that long. But doesn't she smell it now?" asked McEch again.

"Hehe, Zuo Zhenren showed his skills and personally drew two talismans, called incense talismans, and I have hidden them in the security room. When the time came, Zuo Zhenren burned the talisman from Juxian Tower, and with the same sense, the incense piece began to emit a smell. Li Qingzhao explained.

"What if it's in the downstairs hall?"

"Haha, brother, girls have to save face, who is willing to let others see when they smell smelly socks. ”

The plan was detailed and meticulous, and there were a large number of participants, Mai Xiaoji was very happy, and he tried it to see Situ Xiaodan's reaction first.

Before Li Qingzhao left, Mai Xiaoji couldn't help but ask: "Who came up with the idea of smelling smelly socks?"

"Guess!"

"It's either you or Youwei, or Dezi. ”

"Haha, it's Wen Ji!"

When! The pen in Mai Xiaoji's hand fell on the table, and he didn't expect Cai Wenji to come up with such an idea, but Li Qingzhao smiled, "Brother, don't believe it." To deal with this kind of woman, you have to frustrate her arrogance first, and then you can uncover the skin and remove the flesh and bones!"

Mai Xiaoji shuddered, fortunately he didn't offend the ancients, otherwise he didn't know how he died.

If it sounds good, it depends on the effect, such as the grasp of the timing, and whether Zuo Ci is reliable or not, etc. In addition, even if it succeeds, it is unknown whether Situ Xiaodan can enter the bait.

Holding a fan meeting, there was almost no need to discuss, Yan Beifei and Nangong Yue both jumped up happily and urged to start handling this matter immediately. Nangong Yue couldn't make sense, so she could only ask Mai Xiaoji personally, and sent messages to Pan An and Song Yu respectively, inviting them to visit modern times.

"Thank you for the kind invitation, but it's just that it's inconvenient to go. Pan An replied.

Song Yu meant something similar, and he didn't really want to come. Mai Xiaoji directly used his voice, "Pan An, since you don't want to come, why do you prepare the video in advance?"

"I'm ashamed to earn gold. Pan An's answer was very realistic.

"People are running here when they make money, haven't you stayed enough?" asked Mai Xiaoji.

"It's really contradictory, but every time I go out, there are always onlookers. Pan An said the difficulty.

Song Yu is the same, there are fans to give gifts wherever he goes, apples, persimmons, bananas, you can't eat if you collect too much, and you can't ask for too valuable, this is the principle.

Just money!

Mai Xiaoji persuaded hard: "If you don't see a woman, you will never be able to come here." Speaking of which, you two are not too exaggerated, the most poisoned is Wei Jue, but it has not been cured?"

"How was Wei Jue cured?" Song Yu asked.

"It's very simple, I sat on the ground and thought about it for a while. Why is it so simple? That's because Wei Jue bravely took the first step. Moreover, in contemporary society, there is no shortage of handsome men and beautiful women, and the frenzy of chasing stars is different from before, and fans are more rational. You'll know when you come, no one will see you drooling when you see dementia. Mai Xiaoji said firmly.

Of course, Wei Jue was not so easy to figure out, but dying in severe pain and staying made a decision that a normal person would make.

Mai Xiaoji also assured the two that Juxian Building is insulated in the world, there are Zuo Ci and Mai Daochang, as well as Xiang Yu Liu Bang, the copper wall is ironclad, and even flies fly around.

In addition, Mai Xiaoji will also be responsible for their security work, whether he wants to interact with fans casually. But Mai Xiaoji also emphasized that the current fans are different from the ancient ones, in the final analysis, they are the parents of food and clothing, and they take other people's rewards for nothing, but they don't even have an attitude, who will praise you in the future?

Speaking of dry mouth, Song Yu was still hesitating, but Pan An was a little shaken, and asked tentatively: "Then can we only stay for a month and come back?"

"Of course no problem!"

Mai Xiaoji was secretly happy in his heart, the ancients came for the first time, and there was a minimum standard for enjoying the renewal of the contract, that is, to live for at least one month at the original price.

"And, if you want to stay, I'll renew your contract, and I'll take care of half of the cost. ”

Song Yu didn't say anything, but Mai Xiaoji was not in a hurry, the relationship between the two of them should be good, one agreed, and the other would be ready to move.

That night, when the two arrived, when they saw so many women here, they were so frightened that they were like Wei Jue at the beginning, and they covered their faces with their sleeves. The two of them are immortals who came out of the painting, Mai Xiaoji was too lazy to get too close to them, and it is commendable that Li Qingzhao and others were not too out of shape.

I'm used to seeing Wei Jue, and I'm immune.

There was no crazy and fiery worship, and there was no stalking siege, Pan An Song Yu was a little embarrassed, and came to greet everyone, afraid that the female pink syndrome would disappear naturally.