Chapter 0989 - People Fight for a Breath (4)
"We're all ready to ......"
It didn't take long for the seven actresses to draw the snake spirit costumes.
The seven of them went to the scene like the fairy cave together, and it really had a bit of the taste of the snake spirit seven sisters.
Jiang Ziya changed into a very simple linen shirt and pants, with a cane, and played the role of an old man in his true colors.
"Okay! I'll talk about the show!"
Keitaro Yamashita said: "The process is very simple, the cause, the white snake and the green snake captured the old man back to the cave!
"Ming...... White...... ......"
The seven women replied listlessly, looking very reluctant, and in private they were talking to each other.
"Let's make a film with an old eunuch, and we have to act like being conquered, this is too much of a test of acting skills, right?"
"Look at that old man's weak and unruly appearance, and he still wants to conquer the seven of us? Huaxia people are like this, they like to slap their swollen faces and become fat!"
"I really don't understand what investors think?
"Who makes the family rich? Let's be pressed by the ghost and play hard. ”
"Fortunately, that old guy looks weak, he will definitely not last long, everyone can fool around, and you can take the money and leave!"
"Yes, yes, yes......"
Obviously, these seven women are extremely unwilling to see Jiang Ziya, and they are thinking about taking the money and leaving!
"Hmph, a bad old man, embarrassed to rob our male number one!"
Island Jay Lun said angrily: "I bet he can't even hold on for three minutes, so he has to lie down tired!"
The island country elder Bi pursed his lips and said, "I also bet that he can't even hold out for three minutes, so he has to surrender!"
Kato Kitao, who didn't speak from beginning to end, finally opened his mouth and said with a pretended face: "Chinese men have been called 'sick men of East Asia' since ancient times, and he is humiliating himself by robbing our male number one!"
As the saying goes, cutting off people's financial means is like killing their parents.
In the eyes of these three guys, Jiang Ziya is the one who cuts off their financial route, and the three of them are cursing Jiang Ziya in circles in their hearts.
Chen Xiaobei did not respond to these remarks at all.
He just lowered his voice and translated these words full of ridicule and provocation to Jiang Ziya word for word.
"Brother Bei!"
Jiang Ziya's face was already gloomy, his tone was full of anger, and the aura of the whole person had completely changed!
Time seems to have returned to the night when Northern Xuanzong was besieged, and Jiang Wuya seems to have changed back to the generalissimo of Tianbao who strategized and won thousands of miles, Jiang Ziya!
"What, do you want to say it first?" Chen Xiaobei smiled faintly.
"The Buddha fights for a pillar of incense! People fight for a breath! They say this about me, saying that we Chinese men, I absolutely can't bear it!"
Jiang Ziya's face was calm, and he said almost word by word: "Give me the nutrition express! I want to conquer their women with practical actions! Destroy their men! I want them to taste the taste of being slapped in the face!"
"Okay! count you still a little bloody!" Chen Xiaobei grinned and handed Jiang Ziya a small bottle that had been prepared a long time ago.
"This is your nutrition express?" Jiang Ziya looked slightly stunned and asked, "What's in it?"
"There's a Baiguo Dragon Whip Wine I brewed myself!" Chen Xiaobei said with a smile.
"Dragon...... You actually have a dragon whip in your hand! This is a good thing to make up!" Jiang Ziya's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait for an expression.
It is not difficult to see that this old man is still very fond of drinking.
"However, the effect of this tonic needs to be played slowly, and it won't help me much in a short period of time......" Jiang Ziya said with some concern.
"You still need to say that Gothic has added ingredients to you! You can just drink it directly, and detonate your flood power in minutes!" Chen Xiaobei has already seen through everything and has long been prepared.
"Okay! The old man fought with them!"
Jiang Ziya was angry, opened the cork, and drank the spiced Baiguo Dragon Whip Wine in two sips.
"It's so bitter!What did you add?" Jiang Ziya asked with a frown.
Chen Xiaobei said with a smile: "The red envelope of the Chinese New Year's Eve is frequent, I grabbed three Wei Xiaobao's golden gun pills, and added a whole one to you!"
"Golden ...... The golden gun does not pour pills...... Uh......"
Jiang Ziya's expression was slightly stunned, and he suddenly let out a low gasp.
Almost in the next moment, his entire person's aura changed again.
His eyes were like a hungry beast, staring straight at the seven sisters of the snake spirit. The skin gradually turns red, as if it has been burned by fire. There are even two blood vessels bulging on his forehead, which makes him look very excited.
"Are you okay?" Chen Xiaobei was taken aback.
"I'm fine!"
Jiang Ziya grinned, as if he was alone, and said in a deep voice: "Hurry up and start shooting, my big knife is already hungry and thirsty!"
"Okay!" Chen Xiaobei nodded, and immediately asked Keitaro Yamashita to start shooting.
"Attention units, the seven sisters of the snake spirit vs. the old man, now the filming is officially started, Action!"
With the order of Keitaro Yamashita, the film officially started.
The small movie has no requirements for acting skills, the white snake and the green snake bring Jiang Ziya into the cave, followed by the indescribable picture of wide clothes untied.
After some verbal arguments, Jiang Ziya couldn't wait to get down to business with the first green snake.
"Let's start the timer, I'll live eat in more than three minutes!" said Jay Lun, the island nation.
The island country Lao Bi said angrily: "Cut, the live broadcast is outdated, that old guy can last three minutes without surrendering the gun, I will live broadcast the grave jumping, ashes bibimbap!"
Kato Kitty snorted coldly and said arrogantly: "Are you two naïve?
"Will you pretend?, then you can pretend to be one and take a look?" the island nation Jay Lun and the island country Lao Bi had unconvinced expressions.
Kato Kitty glanced at them and said, "If that old man can survive three minutes, I will kill myself in minutes!"
"666! It's worthy of Mr. Kato! There's nothing wrong with it!" Jay Lun of the island country and Bi Bi of the island country were full of praise.
In their opinion, Jiang Ziya is a weak and bad old man, and he definitely can't do that, so they naturally pretend to be forced as much as they want.
But in the next moment, the three of them pretended to be forced to commit crimes, and they were completely dumbfounded.
"He's so fast! like a sewing machine......" Jay Lun's eyes widened.
"His strength is also very strong! Just like a bull...... "The old man of the island country grew his mouth.
"How could the green snake's expression be so enjoyable! It's only been a dozen seconds, has the green snake already fallen? Oh my God! How is this possible?" Kato Kitty's face was red and green for a while, and the sweat came down.