"Worried about her, worried about what she's doing? Xiao Peng didn't know why.

Father Xiao patted Xiao Peng on the shoulder: "Xiao Peng, while your mother is not here now, I will teach you a lesson! The war in the in-laws' family is an eternal theme. ”

Xiao Peng sneered after hearing this: "Dad, look at the scary thing you said, what kind of war can Mom and Mrs. Sean have? Can she still eat Mrs. Sean?"

After hearing this, Dad thought for a while: "Don't say it, it's really possible!"

Xiao Peng couldn't cry or laugh after hearing this, but Xiao's father pulled Xiao Peng aside to give Xiao Peng an education lesson alone.

"Xiao Peng, I'll talk to you about something serious today. Daddy said with a serious face.

Xiao Peng could only let Yang Meng accompany Bloomberg, which could be regarded as Weng's son-in-law chatting. He and his father returned to their own courtyard.

"Dad, just tell me something!" Xiao Peng made a pot of tea for his father.

After Father Xiao sat down, he lit a cigarette and said slowly: "Xiao Peng, you are with Emilia now, I have no objection, but love is a matter of two people, and marriage is a matter of two families." What is it called when you are in love? Hormones? Yes, just this word, hormones are overflowing, so what body shape, appearance, character, temperament and temper can be ignored, every day is that you are the wind and I am the sand. With love, what is enough. But this marriage and living at home, that is not the case. ”

Xiao Peng asked curiously, "What is it like to get married?"

Father Xiao was silent for a while, and said amazingly: "Marrying a wife is like buying a pig." ”

Xiao Peng was drinking tea, and when he heard his father's words, he sprayed directly: "Dad, what are you doing?"

Father Xiao looked serious: "What am I messing with you? You haven't heard such a sentence, it is called 'catching a pig baby and watching a pig woman', which means that you have to see how the other party's parents are." This marriage is a matter of two families, you look at that Mrs. Sean, she looks like her eyes are on the cover of the heavenly spirit, although she doesn't say it, but people don't look down on our family. ”

Xiao Peng's eyes glared: "She dares! ”

Father Xiao glanced at him: "What nonsense are you talking about? We in Huaxia have been paying attention to the 'right family' since ancient times, and this good family pair does not refer to the equality of material power, but the equality of family education, etiquette, the way of life, and even living habits, Xiao Peng, think about it, is there too much gap between you and Emilia in this regard? These two people are not on the same channel, so it is a matter of time before they break up! Don't think that you can catch up with Pan Jinlian with a face of Ximenqing, okay?"

Xiao Peng was silent, what his father said was still targeted.

Father Xiao looked at Xiao Peng's expression and continued: "You and Emilia are in love now, love and life are not the same, it is impossible for you to marry a daughter-in-law in the future and not talk under the eaves, right? ”

Xiao Peng blinked: "Dad, do you have an opinion on my mother?"

Father Xiao gave him a blank look: "Do you think I'm joking with you? Do you remember Uncle Li? It's the security guard Lao Li on the dock?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course I remember." What's wrong?"

Father Xiao said: "I saw him a few days ago, and his hair was gray. ”

Xiao Peng asked, "What's wrong?

"What are you messing with his daughter-in-law? it's for his daughter-in-law to toss!" said Father Xiao.

"Ah, he's still 'picking ashes', his body is good!" Xiao Peng's eyes widened when he heard this.

The so-called 'picking up ashes' refers to the father-in-law and daughter-in-law blindly hooking up。。。。。。

Xiao's father raised his hand and was about to hit Xiao Peng, but Xiao Peng hurriedly dodged over: "If you have something to say, the gentleman doesn't move!"

Father Xiao snorted coldly: "What nonsense are you talking about! It was his daughter-in-law who was tossing around at home. ”

Xiao Peng was curious and lit a cigar: "How did you toss it?"

Father Xiao said: "His daughter-in-law, who is quite thrifty, has been married to his son for five years and does not let Lao Li and his son eat a meal outside." ”

Xiao Peng scratched his head: "This seems to be an advantage, right?

Father Xiao gave him a blank look: "You listened to me! When the town was in the big market, she could buy eight pairs of pants for Lao Li and his son at a time! These are the eight pairs of pants a year! Lao Li is not rich, seeing that his son is so hard, the old couple gritted their teeth and bought a car for their son for 200,000 yuan. As a result, the next day, he asked his daughter-in-law to change to a small QQ. ”

Xiao Peng didn't understand: "What are you doing with QQ?"

Xiao's father said: "People say that it is a waste to buy such a good car, and you have to save money for your son to marry his daughter-in-law!"

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: ", she thinks long-term enough! Thirty years ago, how many people could have died in a 10,000-yuan household? Who still cares about 10,000 households now? Is it useful to save money?"

Father Xiao nodded: "Who said it wasn't! And Lao Li also said that his daughter-in-law is full of rituals, no matter what festival or anniversary, it must be passed, otherwise she will not be valued, and the family will accompany her to toss together, you are as old as Lao Li, you know when it is Halloween, is this not fatal?"

Xiao Peng grinned and secretly laughed on the side after hearing this.

Father Xiao continued: "This is not the most critical, the most critical is his in-laws. Every time I go to Lao Li's house, I say the same thing, that is, her daughter must be in charge of the family's finances, if she doesn't agree, she will start crying, making trouble and hanging herself, what's 'my daughter gave birth to a son for your family and suffered so many grievances that you can't even do such a thing'. Sometimes when it gets too big, the police station that can make a fuss has come several times. ”

Xiao Peng's eyes widened: ", why are you not leaving?"

Xiao's father glanced at Xiao Peng: "Divorce? How can it be so easy? There are two kinds of people who can't divorce: one is the rich, and the cost of breaking up is too high; the other is the poor, who can't afford to get married, and how to divide the house after the divorce is a problem." Especially now that Sidao Town is developing so well, his daughter-in-law there is making more trouble, and now the family can't live their lives, which is the result of marrying the wrong wife. ”

Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Emilia won't be like this. Dad, I think you think too much, every parent loves their children, but no one is perfect, there are inevitably advantages and disadvantages, your son and I also have a lot of problems, even if I am married to Amilia, but in essence, our family and Mrs. Sean's family are still two families, she has her own relationships, her own life. Let's live our life, the two families are separated by half a world, how can they have so many contacts?"

Father Xiao looked at Xiao Peng: "But Emilia is not used to life in Huaxia, she is really married so far away, what if she encounters something that she is not used to and wants to go home? ”

Xiao Peng listened to his father's words but was powerless to refute them, and after thinking for a long time, Xiao Peng said: "On the bright side, the distance between the two families is far enough, and there will be no conflict between the in-laws, right?"

Father Xiao sighed after hearing this: "With your mother's temper, conflicts will still occur." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Peng thought about his mother's usual performance, and then thought about Mrs. Sean's appearance, there was a contradiction between the arrogance of the Western aristocracy and the unreasonable old lady in the East。。。。。。 It was a beautiful picture.

He said in an uncertain tone, "Dad, you are deliberately scaring me, right?"

Father Xiao shrugged his shoulders: "What am I scaring you for? I am worried when they go out, is that as big as you? Do you know your mother or do I understand your mother?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Dad, you let my mother bully me for too many years and have been forced to have paranoia, right?"

Father Xiao shook his head and said, "Child, you are still young, you still don't know your mother。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng smiled and said nothing, what kind of bullying did my father let my mother bully. I've been suffering from you all these years.

"Dad, how are you and my grandfather?" Xiao Peng changed the subject.

Father Xiao was stunned: "What can you do with me and your grandfather?" But to be honest, now that your grandfather has been on the island, his face is much better, and he has quit smoking. Is this cattle good for your health?"

"Maybe I'm happy to see you, and now the living environment is good, the birds are singing every day, and the mood is good. Xiao Peng explained.

Father Xiao thought about it for a moment and said, "Xiao Peng, there is something I want to discuss with you. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Dad, what do you still have to discuss with me?

Father Xiao said: "I want to move your grandmother's grave and bury her on our island." Although your grandfather is a bit of a bastard, the most worrying thing now is your grandmother's side. Wouldn't it be better for your grandmother to be closer to our house? Can you find someone who can look at feng shui? This all says, 'The poor don't change their doors, and the rich don't move their graves.'" But...... He didn't finish his words, but looked at Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng smiled: "Dad, you have the final say in this matter." I'm sticking with you. But where can we find a capable person now? We don't even need to look at this Qianli Rock, it is definitely a treasure of feng shui! It must be a dragon's lair! Just move on!"

Father Xiao's eyes widened: "What nonsense are you talking about? How can such a grave relocation event be such a child's play? I have heard that there is a master on Hong Kong Island, you can go and see it when you have time, and find a master to come back and have a look." ”

This is not Xiao's father's feudal superstition, all fishermen rely on the sky for food, and they can't do it if they don't believe in evil.

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said, "Dad, let's do it, Mr. Guo's father will celebrate his sixtieth birthday on the eighteenth day of the first month of the new year, and invite our family to the birthday banquet." I didn't want to go. Since you have said so, after the Chinese New Year, our family will all travel to Hong Kong Island together, and by the way, let's go to the master and come over to show grandma. Okay?"

Father Xiao's face was overjoyed when he heard this: "This method is good!

Xiao Peng nodded: "Okay, wait for my mother to come back and tell them that I just went shopping on Hong Kong Island!"