"Uncle Mao......"

"Just call me Brother Mao, brother. ”

"Here's this recipe for you, remember to eat one pair a week. ”

"Brother, what is this for?"

Mao Chengwen hurriedly and cautiously took it and asked.

"Brother Mao, you are almost forty years old, after all, you are not a young man, you know......" Chu Jiang said with a smile.

"Haha. Mao Chengden understood what was going on.

At this time, a few young men quietly approached Chu Jiang, and asked a little excitedly: "Brother Chu, show me the qi too, let's have another pair." ”

"Get out, it's not your share, what to make up for when you're young!" Chu Jiang said with a smile, "By the way, Brother Mao, if the eldest sister is happy, give me a call, after all, the age is on the high side, and the child should be several times more careful than normal people, I will prescribe a prescription for the fetus according to the situation of the eldest sister." ”

"Okay, Brother Chu, if I can have children, you are...... The benefactor of our Mao family. Mao Chengwen shook Chu Jiang's hand again and said excitedly.

"Hands, hands. Chu Jiang was humble for a moment, and then asked with a smile, "It's time for you to come up with the exam questions." ”

"What other exam questions are there, in the whole world, except for Brother Chu who can be worthy of the moon cold, there is no one else!" Mao Chengwen said loudly, and at the same time his eyes swept the young people around him.

So in this way, an uncle who was talented was going to stand up for Chu Jiang, but because of a diagnosis of Brother Jiang, he completely stood by Brother Jiang's side.

A few young people opened their mouths to speak, but in the end they didn't say it, because they asked themselves if they were Mao Chengwen's opponents.

"Go and call the stone, let him come!"

"Let the stones come!"

The two young men muttered in a low voice, now no one had the power to turn the tide except the stones.

In terms of the literary exam, when most people were about to die down, a lewd young man stood up.

In a big town, although the folk customs are simple, it does not exclude that there are a few who are unlearned and unskilled, nor do they exclude that there are a few who are obscene, just like our fingers, there are long and short.

"Ah Wei, what do you want to do?" Chu Jiang did not speak, but Mao Chengwen spoke first.

"Uncle Mao, let's test him with a question, in fact, it is equivalent to checking for Uncle Leng An, it's not good for you to protect him like this. Ah Wei seems to be eloquent, and as soon as Mao Cheng was said by him, he couldn't find a reason to refute it, because from a certain point of view, he really shouldn't protect Chu Jiang.

"Brother Mao, it's okay, I'll do it myself. Chu Jiang gave Mao Chengwen a reassuring smile, because at this time, if Chu Jiang still let Mao Chengwen hold it, it means that he lacks grace.

"Okay, have the courage! Then I can come up with three uplinks, how about it?" Ah Wei praised Chu Jiang for a moment, and then immediately said. If Chu Jiang doesn't agree, it will be tantamount to telling everyone that Chu Jiang has no courage.

"Okay. Chu Jiang smiled faintly, what kind of difficult pair can a lewd guy make, Chu Jiang didn't believe it in his heart.

"One gun, two bullets, twenty-eight years without fighting. Ah Wei's eyes rolled and he opened his mouth.

As soon as Ah Wei finished speaking, the people with faster reaction ability immediately had black lines on their heads, because this pair ...... It seems that it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, and Ah Wei, this guy, said it in front of two or three hundred people.

But you say that this pair is difficult to achieve, literally, it can't be said, and everyone can only be silent.

Lewd, lewd guy is a lewd pair as soon as he opens his mouth!

But Ah Wei didn't know that in fact, our Brother Jiang was a hundred times more obscene than him.

As soon as Chu Jiang heard what was going on, he didn't wait for the four eyes to remind him, and after a little thought, he said: "One hole, two doors, no one has entered for twenty-five years." ”

"Good!"

There were a few young people who applauded desperately, not for Chu Jiang, but for Chu Jiang's lower couplet, because this lower couplet was too ...... It's reverie, even thrilling.

Chu Jiang shrugged his shoulders and expressed helplessness, people are so obscene, he is not so right, how should he be right? Everyone also felt that they could only be so right, and they only blamed Ah Wei for being obscene in their hearts.

Leng Yuehan certainly understood the meaning of the upper and lower links, so her cheeks flew over the red clouds.

"There is no bull's strength, and there is no land to cultivate. ”

"Two acres of fertile land are idle in vain, waiting for someone to plow. ”

"There's nothing to play during the day, it's okay to play at night. Horizontal batch: extremely annoying. ”

"The sky is hollow in the day, and the hole is empty at night. Horizontal batch: Respond to requests. ”

Chu Jiang can be said to be like a fluent answer.

Ah Wei was stunned for a while, and everyone wanted to scold Ah Wei for being obscene, but literature is literature after all, and it only has the meaning of hints, and it seems that there is no reason to scold.

"Wait a minute, this lewd brother. When Chu Jiang saw that Ah Wei wanted to slip away, his body blocked him.

"You...... What do you want to do?" Ah Wei saw Chu Jiang's skills just now, and asked himself if he was Chu Jiang's opponent, his face changed, and he was a little scared.

"Don't worry, I just wanted to ask you a hypothetical question. Chu Jiang saw that everyone wanted to scold this Ah Wei, and even wanted to teach Ah Wei a lesson, but he couldn't seem to find a reason, so he asked with a smile.

"You...... Say. Ah Wei saw that Chu Jiang was not using force, so his confidence came again.

"Let's say one night you and a girl are playing in the park and sitting on a chair under a big tree. And you weren't in a very good mood, so you said to the girl, 'I'm not in a good mood, can you make me happy?' And you say, 'Let's get started.'" 'Girl said, 'I'll make you happy with one hand' At this time, how would you answer?" Chu Jiang said.

"I'll ...... Nod. Ah Wei gradually entered Chu Jiang's hypothetical scenario, and then said greedily, "I will shake my head." ”

Nodding his head certainly means agreeing, and shaking his head certainly means that one hand doesn't seem to be enough.

"That girl saw you nodding and shook her head, so she continued, 'I'll make you happy with my two hands, okay?'" Chu Jiang continued.

"Okay. Ah Wei nodded again and then shook his head unwillingly.

Everyone said they didn't understand, Ah Wei was obscene, why did our Brother Jiang become obscene?

So everyone began to look at Chu Jiang with strange eyes, and Leng An and He Jie's faces were also a little unbearable, but Leng Yuehan always kept smiling and listening.

"The girl continued to whisper softly, 'Then I'll use two hands and a mouth to make you happy?'" Chu Jiang continued.

This time, Ah Wei nodded desperately, looking excited.

Playing with two hands and one mouth, isn't it very enjoyable, Ah Wei seems to have been completely brought into a happy and extremely comfortable scene by Chu Jiang.

The strange eyes of everyone became even more serious, because what Chu Jiang said was too explicit, and everyone seemed to know what a woman could do with two hands and a mouth.

"Okay, then I'll give you full authority to make you feel good on behalf of that woman!" Chu Jiang laughed.

No, this guy has such a heavy taste, and a man wants to make a man feel refreshed?

In everyone's hearts, there seemed to be thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

When everyone was puzzled, Ah Wei slapped Chu Jiang twice, and Chu Jiang slapped him with his left hand and hit him with his right hand.

Ah Wei's face immediately swollen, and his teeth fell to the ground.

"Which beauty is going to use her mouth?" Chu Jiang said in a loud voice.

This time, everyone completely understood Chu Jiang's intentions, so-

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Several sturdy women spat Ah Wei's face!!