"People's lives are miserable, you said that people are a poor little female ghost, if you want to be reincarnated, you can't want to become a Buddha and become an immortal, now I have done so many things for you, I can't eat your two incense sticks, it's impossible to overdo it, and it is impossible for anyone to overdo it in this life, and others can't see me, and I can't talk to people, so what do you say about me!" Li Xiaoman said in a mouthful of Sichuan pieces, the Sichuan dialect sounded soft and glutinous, which also made Li Hugo helpless.

"It's not that I won't give you food, you eat well!" Li Hugo said, "Then you say, you speak Shanghainese for a while, and Sichuan dialect for a while, where are you from?"

Grandma told you, your grandma and I were back then, and the people who asked questions could be lined up from the big world to the Bund! You were born a hundred years late!"

"Che, you've always been at thirty years old, and you still say you're a grandmother?" said Li Hugo smiled.

Suddenly, Li Xiaoman stopped talking, and Li Hugo realized that he seemed to have gone too far, so he said: "But, according to the seniority, I have also experienced nearly a hundred years, at most, if you count me as my sister, grandma will not be able to do it." ”

"Eh, my brother is so good!" Li Xiaoman laughed evilly.

Li Hugo was taken aback: "Okay, you trick me!"

"That's it, compare with me, you're too shallow!" Li Xiaoman floated to the top of a bookcase in the distance, "When did you and that girl get married?"

"Marriage, you mean getting married?" Li Hugo moved the antiques and began to clean them with a brush.

Li Xiaoman held his cheeks with both hands, and said to a pair of embroidered shoes in the distance: "Don't hide it, change it and come out!"

Li Hugo was puzzled: "Are you talking to me?"

"There's another ghost here, when you went to the toilet just now, she secretly followed, this is a little perverted girl!" Li Xiaoman snorted.

"Hahahaha......" A charming and ethereal voice came slowly, Li Hugo looked over, and found that there was already a woman on the embroidered shoes, this woman wore a red hijab, she couldn't see her appearance, and she was wearing a wedding robe from the Qing Dynasty.

"Sure enough!" Li Xiaoman floated over.

And the woman said slowly: "My name is Meng Wanqing, I thought that I would stay with you for a while, so I dreamed that someone else would buy me, but I didn't expect this young man to be so delicious...... Slip ......"

She sucked her saliva, and the ghost still had saliva.

Li Hugo was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth: "No wonder I saw that this shoe was black just now, I thought it was the original owner of this shoe who had very heavy foot gas before his death......"

"You...... You're athlete's foot, girl's feet, those are fragrant little feet!" she said, lifting her foot, but her foot was no longer visible.

"Hahahaha......" Li Xiaoman smiled from ear to ear.

Li Hugo then remembered that this pair of shoes was collected from a stall, after all, there is such a powerful existence as Li Xiaoman by her side, her eyesight is amazing, and she can see the old objects at once, so because of Li Xiaoman, Li Hugo received a lot of money.

These small shoes are quite cheap when it comes to a single pair, but if you get a pair, they are worth a lot!

And at a glance, this pair of happy shoes knows that they are from everyone's girlfriends, and they are also inlaid with jade pieces, with fine workmanship, which is very rare.

"It's so big, wow...... It's still the same as it was at the beginning. As she spoke, the female ghost with a red hijab but no face floated to the side of a cabinet, and she sniffed a shaft and said.

Li Hugo was embarrassed: "This ...... This is the dry shit used to rub the butt after untying the big hand......"

"Hu......h? Wait, aren't they all paper?", the female ghost said.

"That's your big family. Li Hugo came to the other side and said: "With this peg is also a good life in ordinary people's homes, most of the people at the bottom, they often use leaves or pebbles to wipe things, so as to avoid a lot of troubles, and luxury points also use straw or sticks, sticks are pegs, of course...... Be careful when scraping, after all, the thing is too rough, and it will scratch the skin ...... if you don't get cold. ”

Li Hugo coughed: "Later, in the Republic of China, people rubbed the clods in this way, of course, this is a particularly kneaded clod, which is very comfortable to use, but sometimes it will be rubbed on the hands, as for the paper...... Hehe, paper from poor families is very scarce, it is a luxury. ”

Li Hugo looked at Meng Wanqing, who didn't speak, and continued: "The name of wiping the butt is very indecent, so people call it cluck, they rub the cheeks with soil, and the soil is a clod of soil, of course, even if it is soil, it is also exquisite." You can't use ordinary clods, the ordinary clods are not formed, you can't achieve the effect of wiping, and you use the adobe of a broken adobe house, and this kind of soil is gathered and formed, which will not lead to the tragedy of rubbing the cheeks and picking the with your fingers. ”

"Don't talk about it. Meng Wanqing's voice was already a little deformed.

And Li Xiaoman, who was next to him, leaned back and fell back with a smile, rolling around floating in the air: "Miss...... Hahaha...... My old brother, that's a good person!"

"I said Wanqing, why do you have a red hijab on your head? Can't you take it off?" Li Hugo was also very curious about what the red hijab looked like, Meng Wanqing was a beauty, an ugly girl? Of course, as a friend, Li Hugo didn't care.

Meng Wanqing smiled stupidly: "Do you really want to see it?"

"Look!"

"Okay!" As she spoke, Meng Wanqing opened the hijab towards Li Hugo, and suddenly Li Hugo saw the appearance, and was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, and his face was full of worship.

Li Xiaoman came over and said, "What's going on, I'll take a look!"

"Hey, whoever made you laugh at me, I won't show you!" Meng Wanqing said, and entered the pair of embroidered shoes.

Li Xiaoman was busy: "What did you see?"

"Oh my god!" Li Hugo walked towards the bathroom, and then began to wash his eyes.

In the afternoon, Feng Haoran came over with some refreshments to drink tea with Li Hugo, Li Hugo is very particular about drinking tea and is also very stylish, so Feng Haoran is also happy to drink tea with Li Hugo.

Seeing Feng Haoran frowning, Li Hugo said, "What's wrong with you again?

Feng Haoran shook his head and looked at the embroidered shoes in the distance: "It seems that you have added a good friend again?"

Good friends are the jargon of the road, which means that female ghosts are different from evil spirits, Li Hugo said: "Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you." ”

"You dealt with that dog demon?"

"Where is the dog demon, it's a human!" is a person!" Li Hugo sighed, telling the ins and outs of Ma Jiliang's affairs......