When Ye Kai heard this, he almost burst out laughing.

I thought: The fortune teller is really ruthless, and the cow dung has to be weighed in pounds, plus a bubble of urine, this thing is not smoked to death when it is wiped on the body?

Niu Tou also looked at Cao Erba suspiciously, suspecting that he was playing tricks on him.

The second starling touched the beardless chin, and said seriously: "Believe it or not, although the method is a little rough, but being able to survive is the last word, after you go back, you will also teach this method to a few other people, whether you use it or not, it is up to fate." ”

The Minotaur hesitated for a while, then finally gritted his teeth and said thank you, leaving, it seemed that he had decided to try this non-mainstream method, after all, life is the most important.

When there was no one next to him, Ye Kai asked Cao Erba: "Brother Erba, your method is nonsense, right? ”

Unexpectedly, Cao Erba said solemnly: "This is not nonsense, it is true, the corpse qi belongs to the yin, the method I just taught him is called the method of shading and avoiding evil, cow dung, and the child's urine are all positive, full of smell, plus there must be a strong smell on the bed on the old man's body, called dead gas, which can cover the corpse qi temporarily." ”

Ye Kai nodded, he didn't know what he knew, but each door had its own unique methods, and he didn't delve into it.

……

……

When I left the criminal police team, I took a police car when I came, but when I went back, I couldn't even get a taxi, and I waited at the intersection for half an hour without half a taxi.

The two of them pressed the road on the streets of the city, Cao Erba's outfit attracted countless eyes from passers-by, and Ye Kai always felt that their expressions when they looked at themselves obviously contained the word "liar".

"Lao Cao, if you wear so much on a hot day, you are not afraid of covering up the prickly heat? I see that you have been wearing this dress for many days, and it is about to become moldy, I will pay for you to buy clothes in a while, how about it?" Ye Kai was like a foreigner who did good deeds, patted him and said, the second starling brother has evolved into Lao Cao.

Cao Erba agreed with this title, but he didn't agree with the change of clothes: "No, this is a golden silk five-element robe that only my true disciples of Mai Sect can wear, warm in winter and cool in summer, water and fire do not invade, and it is not dusty, and it is not washed, and I am not used to wearing other clothes." ”

Ye Kai's eyes lit up: "Is it really fake? Then you are a god robe? I'll try it!"

He raised his foot and was about to kick it over.

Cao Erba hurriedly dodged away: "What are you going to do?"

Ye Kai smiled and said: "Let's see if I will leave footprints, I will believe it if I don't keep it, otherwise, you have to change my clothes immediately, don't you see that others think that we are embarrassed and a pair of liars?"

As he was talking, there was a sudden uproar overhead, and a large basin of water and a plastic basin fell together, accompanied by a girl's exclamation.

Ye Kai raised his eyes and looked, and hurriedly launched a swift wind to retreat in one step.

"Ahh

"Whoa—"

"Boom!"

With a long exclamation from a girl, Cao Erba was poured a basin of water from head to toe, and the pink basin fell, which happened to be on his head and tilted back at a thirty-degree angle, covering his vision.

Ye Kai made a decisive contribution and escaped a catastrophe.

Standing three meters away, I couldn't help but gloat: "This golden silk five-element robe is really a comparison of the cow, and a basin of foot-washing water pours you to the cold, but this dress is still clean, the god clothes, it is really a god clothes, I want to get a set to wear it." ”

Cao Erba took down the basin in annoyance, hung bitter gourd on his face, and looked up to see that the four big characters were hanging above his head: Comfortable foot bath.

"I'll go!"

The fortune teller also burst into foul language.

At this time, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl wearing white pajamas and red slippers hurriedly ran down, and when she saw Cao Erba's miserable appearance, she almost laughed, but then she stuck out her tongue and immediately bowed her head to apologize......

Cao Erba frowned and asked, "You won't really pour a basin of foot-washing water for Dao Ye, right?"

As he spoke, he sniffed hard with his dog's nose, but fortunately he didn't smell any stinky feet.

The girl hurriedly said: "No, no, this is not foot washing water, this is the ...... I use to wash my face"

But even if he washes his face, Dao Ye can't stand it.

"This Daoist, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to, that ...... Why don't you go inside and wash up?"

Cao Erba's golden silk five-element robe is invulnerable, but the yin and yang hat on his head is ordinary, and it is very funny to be deflated by this basin of water and droop there, and the hair on his face is messy, so he can only wash it with her.

Then the conversation learned that the girl's name is Manli, is the foot washing sister of this comfortable foot bath, just got up to wash her face, found that the sewer pipe was blocked, and put the basin after washing her face on the windowsill, who knew that she accidentally touched it, and it fell down, fortunately it was only the second floor.

Ten minutes later, Cao Erba took a shower at their place, took off his hat, revealing his long hair, his robe was still on, but under his feet was a pair of slippers, looking nondescript.

The little sister named Manli said embarrassedly: "I was really sorry just now, otherwise I would have given you a free foot, and I would have apologized, wouldn't it, Daoye?"

Ye Kai thought he would refuse, but he didn't expect this product to nod and agree, and said, "Press it well, I will come often in the future." ”

Speaking of which, this is the first time he washes his feet in a foot bath shop, and he serves him a girl in her early twenties, who looks like that, probably too early, people have not officially opened their business, and they yawn while pressing; , made a little girl blushing and heartbeat, and she was at a loss.

Ye Kai couldn't stop slandering: "This guy just said that the smoked jewelry is full of beauties that are easy to push down, won't he also touch them all over for the reason of looking at them, right?"

Not to mention, soaked and pinched, it was quite comfortable.

When I went out and turned right, I just saw a bank, Ye Kai went in and cashed the cash check, and the deposit of 100 million yuan alarmed the bank manager on the spot, just looking at Ye Kai's turtle clothes, I thought he picked it up somewhere!

However, the rules are the rules, the check is no problem, the bank does not recognize the person, the manager pulls Ye Kai into the VIP room like an uncle, changes a VIP card on the spot, and introduces various investment and financial management, etc.;

"Ye Kai, Second Starling, here!"

As soon as I walked out of the bank gate, I heard a familiar woman's voice, it was Zixun, sitting in a MINI car, poking her head out of the window and waving to the two.