These arrogant and impudent words immediately triggered a violent backlash and a collective explosion of chaos, like a grenade thrown into a pit. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What kind of attitude do you have!" a stocky old man in a suit slapped the table and jumped up.

"How can such a person teach and educate people, how can he cure diseases and save people?" a middle-aged woman chattered.

"If you want me to see, Old Qin, you are dazzled this time!" Another dean shook his head and sighed, in fact, he wanted to say, Old Man Qin, you are blind to find such a person!

"Forget it when you blast it out, forget it when you blast it out! Don't insult Xinghai's style and learning. ”

All kinds of faces, all kinds of ridicule, all kinds of open scolding and secret wounds, and swords...... For a while, the interview meeting became a criticism scene.

Qin Shuqing became an ant on a hot pot in a hurry, and he couldn't say a word of the round field when he opened his mouth, how could one mouth be able to defeat everyone's mouths?

Ye Fan smiled and listened to these vicious words, and looked at Fang Lanyan through the smoke he spitted out.

The pair of sharp eyes like knives, as quiet as black jade, shrank a few times, snapped, the pencil in his hand snapped in response, and Fang Lanyan slammed the table: "Enough!"

Everything was quiet, and the air was silent for a moment. The unwilling mouths were firmly closed, and they sat down reluctantly, as if the scolding was not enjoyable enough.

"If you want to see you in bed, then see you in bed!" Fang Lanyan stood up and said, "Go to an affiliated inpatient department and conduct on-site clinical assessment!"

Is that okay?

Surprise is surprise, but no one objects.

"There's no need to bother, right? There are so many sick people present, why bother to seek the near and far?Sister Fang, are you right?" Ye Fan smiled and Fang Lanyan's eyes met, and as soon as these words came out, the people below couldn't hold back their anger again.

"It's too presumptuous, whoever is sick, you say who is sick!"

"Standing in the academy like this, it's simply an insult to Xinghai's reputation!"

"Call the security guards, call the security guards!"

The twitter, old-fashioned accusations almost drowned Ye Fan, especially those experts and professors who were teachers on weekdays and pretended to be dignified and noble, one by one was more indignant, as if Ye Fan had just put a huge green hat on each of them.

"Stop!" Fang Lanyan's cold eyes swept over all the excited faces, and once again suppressed the group with the dean's coercion, looked at Ye Fan and asked coldly, "In your opinion, you want to consult and treat them here?"

"That's just one of them. Ye Fan nodded slightly and stepped on the cigarette butt.

"Then let's start! Push an emergency bed over!" Fang Lanyan left his seat and walked towards the center of the conference room, and said loudly: "From now on, each of you must cooperate with his diagnosis, if you are sick, you will be treated, and if you are not sick, you will cultivate your self-cultivation, this is not a park, not a vegetable market! Whoever treats this as a nursing home, I will call whoever retires early!"

The dean was furious, everyone was silent, and no matter how big the fire was, he had to endure it. Otherwise, where do they still have such treatment and status when they retire, they are used to being commanding beasts, and once they have no place to roar, they can only obediently be watchdogs.

Ye Fan grinned with a cigarette in his mouth, and finally, it was his turn to make a move.

Tremble, old fellows, and get ready to be stabbed!

Let Uncle Ye tear through your glossy skin with a knife and shake out all those filthy and unsightly things!

Fang Lanyan walked step by step along the seat passage, and her deep and wise eyes were fixed on Ye Fan.

She walked like this, her slender thighs stood out from the crowd, her extremely superb figure was suddenly revealed, the perfect proportion of the nine-headed body, coupled with the temperament of the superior tempered by being in a high position all the year round, when she made gestures or clear eyes, she showed a noble and glamorous, sacrosanct queen demeanor!

Feng Meimei, the assistant to the dean and Fang Lanyan's personal secretary, quickly pushed a mobile hospital bed from the outside.

"Doctor Ye, please use it. Feng Meimei smiled sweetly, revealing two small dimples.

Another beauty, although her temperament and figure are worse than Dean Fang's, she is also an extremely eye-catching intellectual beauty. With curly hair hanging down her shoulders, a sweet smile, and a sky blue skirt uniform, she belongs to the kind of gentle and demure female secretary in the workplace.

Ye Fan glanced at her with a smile and said, "Miss Feng Meimei, please go to my bed first, oh, it's a hospital bed." ”

Feng Meimei's face suddenly became ashamed and angry, how could he speak like this in front of the leaders of the whole hospital!

The expressions of the people below were full of wonder, it seemed that he was not only an arrogant child, but also a disciple, which was simply not enough to worry about! There was nothing to climb with such a person, and the sense of superiority in everyone's heart was suddenly raised to the height of the Himalayas.

Turning her head to look at Fang Lanyan, after getting her eyes to instruct, Feng Meimei raised her legs and sat on the mobile hospital bed, and lay down carefully.

On-site consultation, can he see if he is not sick? What kind of medicine does this kid sell, even Qin Shuqing can't figure it out now, and secretly sweats for him.

Feng Meimei put her hands on her chest, a little nervous, not knowing what this Doctor Ye wanted to do.

"Give me your left hand, please. When Ye Fan pinched Feng Meimei's wrist and pretended to cut the pulse, the eyes of the people below widened, this is the pulse of traditional Chinese medicine, what kind of disease can he really cut?

At the same time, a trace of true qi penetrated through his fingertips, walking along Feng Meimei's meridians, and his perceptive eyes quickly followed, sweeping Feng Meimei's chest.

"Alright. Miss Feng Meimei, you can get out of bed. That is, after more than ten seconds, Ye Fan withdrew his hand, with indifferent confidence on the corner of his mouth.

"What kind of illness did Assistant Feng have?" someone couldn't help but ask.

Disdainful gazes abound, and they can collect a basket.

Ye Fan smiled and said, "Wait a minute, I'll reveal them one by one." Now, Dean Shi Yongcun, it's your turn. ”

The bald Shi Yongcun snorted coldly, but he didn't plan to get up, making it clear that he didn't cooperate. He still didn't believe it, for the sake of a candidate who was nothing, could Fang Lanyan really ask him to be laid off?

"Dean Shi!" Fang Lanyan directly and unceremoniously named him, not because of how important Ye Fan was in her eyes, but because as soon as he said it, it was a holy decree, and no one was allowed to disobey him.

Shi Yongcun leaned on the old man and shouted: "I'm not sick! I'm very healthy! I don't need a charlatan to point fingers! I like to find whoever I like!"

Fang Lanyan hugged her arms, her pretty face was covered with a layer of ice-like coldness, and said in a deep voice: "This is the interview meeting of the graduate school, Dean Shi Yongcun, please pay attention to your wording, I will say it again, cooperate with him!"

"Dean Fang, do you really want to let him mess around to the end?" Shi Yongcun loosened his tie, his face was full of iron, and in the face of Fang Lanyan's questioning, he still argued with reason: "Deans, this interview is a complete waste of time, there is no academic reflection, and there is not even a minimum personal profile! I think it should be stopped immediately!"

Many old men were secretly frightened, everyone knew that Shi Yongcun's backstage was very strong, but he didn't expect to be tough to such an extent, and after only a month in office, he faintly impeached the queen and replaced her with excessive performance.

No one dared to say anything, after all, Fang Lanyan was not a good stubble, and it was better to avoid this battle of the king, if it affected the pond fish, it would really be worth the loss.

"Okay, okay, look at what you're scared of. Just as Fang Lanyan narrowed his eyes and the terrifying volcano was about to erupt, Ye Fan smiled and waved his hand: "Since Dean Shi is secretive and avoids medical treatment, it's okay not to see it, but I still have to reveal your condition later." ”

"Full of nonsense! Where am I sick!" Seeing everyone's suspicious eyes, Shi Yongcun was furious and took the case.

"Patients often say they are not sick, just like a drunk person always says they are not drunk. Dean Shi, there is no doubt that you are sick all over your body, and I will talk about it in detail later. Ye Fan waved his hand, unwilling to argue with this bald man anymore, and pointed to the middle-aged woman in the expert group of the medical school: "Trouble this doctor, lie on the hospital bed." ”

Shi Yongcun sat down angrily, and the middle-aged woman's face changed drastically, as if someone had stepped on her tail, and she said sharply: "I am also a doctor, I don't know if I am sick or not? I refuse to accept the clinical examination of an unqualified fake doctor! Dean Fang, I want to defend my human rights, please don't believe the lies of this kind of liar, and ignore everyone's dignity." ”

It was really a wave of unsettled, and now not only Ye Fan's problem was more tricky, but Fang Lanyan also seemed to be aware that an undercurrent was rising on the originally calm water surface of this academy, and it was beginning to fall out of her control.

"Okay, if you don't go up, you won't go on it, do you think anyone can go to the uncle's bed casually?" Ye Fan said coldly: "An exterminator like you deserves to suffer, continue to take your Chinese medicine, Aunt Pelvic Inflammatory Disease!"

What? She has pelvic inflammatory disease? Everyone was shocked to see this woman's stunned, self-contained face.

They were not shocked by what disease this woman had, but surprised by Ye Fan's terrifying ability to diagnose diseases, could this be the supreme realm of seeing, hearing and asking questions in the legend?

Shi Yongcun was also stunned, Old Man Qin showed a smug smile, Fang Lanyan's bright eyes flashed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Doctor Ye, then I'...... What disease do I have?" In the silence, Feng Meimei was a little nervous, and looked at Ye Fan softly, she was really afraid that she would make a mistake and suffer from a terrible disease.

"Miss Feng has been busy with work recently, nervous, and has some endocrine disorders, so a certain tissue in her body shows an undeserved disorder. Ye Fan approached her with a smile, stretched out his hand and pointed at Feng Meimei's chest: "In this place, there is a bit of glandular tissue. ”

"Huh?" Feng Meimei exclaimed in surprise, isn't that breast hyperplasia?

Oh my God! I've heard that if it's serious, you have to cut off your entire breasts!

Glancing at her panicked appearance, Ye Fan smiled and said, "Miss Feng doesn't need to be anxious, I have a unique secret recipe in my hand, I can do it without taking medicine or surgery, and I can ensure that you recover." ”

"Really, Doctor Ye, thank you so much!" Feng Meimei was overjoyed, if it weren't for the presence of so many leaders and experts, she would have almost pounced.

"I'll get in touch when I'm free. Now let's talk about your illness, Dean Shi. Ye Fan walked towards the round table with his hands behind his back, Shi Yongcun looked up at him, his eyes were flustered and evaded, and a drop of cold sweat quietly flowed from his temples into his neck.

"I'm not sick, who said I'm sick......" It's all at this time, and he's still dead duck with a hard mouth.

Ye Fan smiled, raised his head and said: "In the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period in the past, there was a divine doctor Bian Que, with superb medical skills, omniscience, acupuncture, traditional Chinese medicine physiotherapy, internal and external surgery, every time the medicine must be eliminated, so it is famous all over the world." Once, the king of Wei asked Bian Que, I heard that the three of your brothers practice medicine, so your medical skills must be the most brilliant, right?"

Bian Que replied: I cured the disease when the patient was terminally ill and in pain, so when he was cured, they were grateful, and they did not hesitate to praise him in all directions. The second brother treats people, often at the beginning of the disease, when the symptoms are just present, so the villagers think that the second brother will only treat minor illnesses and disasters. The eldest brother looks at the disease for others, and before the patient becomes ill, he can prescribe medicine to cure the disease before he realizes the serious consequences. Prepare for a rainy day, but it is not valued by patients, so it has the least reputation. ”

"Then may I ask all of you here, who has the best medical skills?"

This simple and simple question stopped everyone. It's not that I don't know, but I don't have the face to answer.

Ye Fan smiled confidently, suddenly knocked on the table in front of Shi Yongcun and shouted: "Of course it's Uncle Ye and me!

Nobody, no one, really no one dares to fight. Although he was arrogant and arrogant to the limit, at this moment, there was not a single challenger in the most powerful expert lineup in the entire Xinghai Medical College.

"Silence is surrender, and that's good, I accept you admitting defeat. Dean Shi, in fact, you don't need to be treated at all, it's more cost-effective to go back and prepare the urn. ”

"What did you say?" Shi Yongcun was once again aroused, stood up suddenly, and looked at Ye Fan on the table.

Isn't this swearing! This is cursing him to death!

"You have recently lost a lot of hair, insomnia, palpitations, irritability, frequent urination, urgency, blood in the stool, dizziness, bleeding gums, do you think this is a menopausal disease? I tell you, you are really incurable! You are cancer, blood cancer!"

Shi Yongcun sat straight down on the chair, gasping for breath, his eyes were distracted, covering his heart, and he looked like he was about to die.

"Dean Shi! Dean Shi, call an ambulance!" There was chaos in the conference room, people hurriedly carried Shi Yongcun out, and the rest of the people stared at Ye Fan like aliens.

A few words actually cut off Shi Yongcun's way of life, this is not a miracle doctor, this is a ghost doctor!

"Dean Fang, this assessment ......" Old Man Qin was secretly happy in his heart, who would dare to have any objections now?

Everyone blinked, expecting Fang Lanyan to make a decision, it seemed that there was going to be one more freak in the medical school.

Stepping on the pair of black strappy high heels, Fang Lanyan paced back and forth a few steps, her eyes flashed, and she waved her hand and said, "I can give the green light here, congratulations on your successful entry into the medical school and the first affiliated school." ”

"Great!" Qin Shuqing was so excited that he jumped up and made a victory gesture with Ye Fan, the old and the young had just high-fived each other, and a "but" interrupted their success.

"However, you have to start from the bottom, just take the graduating class, as for the First Affiliated Hospital, temporarily arrange an intern seat for him in the outpatient department, and sit for half a day a week. ”

"What? Not a mentor, not an expert, you are Chi Guoguo's suppression! Jealousy is jealous!" Ye Fan was so angry that he finally cut off six generals with five features, and ended up planting in the hands of a woman.

Fang Lanyan raised her arrogant chin slightly and said, "My words are the final verdict, the monthly salary is three thousand, if you are not satisfied, you can not do it." ”

"You...... What a week!" Under the continuous pull of Old Man Qin, Ye Fan gritted his teeth and whispered: "Wait and see, one day you will obediently climb into Uncle Ye's bed." ”

"What are you muttering?" Fang Lanyan's eyes froze.

Ye Fan turned his head and changed his face, and said with a heartless smile: "Haha, I said, one day I will diagnose and treat Dean Fang?

"Yes, I'll look for you when I have time. ”

"In a word, I'll wait for you by the bedside, don't look at me with that kind of gaze, you want to be crooked, it's the hospital bed!" Without waiting for the others to have anything to say, Ye Fan swaggered out.

"Hey, this stinky boy!" Qin Shuqing pretended to be angry and hurriedly chased him out, and his heart was actually happy.

In the corridor, the old man intercepted Ye Fan and asked in a low voice, "You just said that Shi Yongcun had blood cancer, is it true or false?"

"Damn, are you really serious?" Ye Fan pursed his lips with a look of contempt.

"What, you're playing with him?" Qin Shuqing was really stupid this time.

Ye Fan crooked his mouth and sneered, patted him on the shoulder and walked away, leaving only the words that made the old man even more sluggish: "Didn't the doctor misdiagnose it? What's more, the uncle doesn't do this full-time!"

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