"Grandma, I don't believe they don't want me if I smash a box of money in their faces!" With a ruthless heart, Ye Huang went towards Yucheng University......

Half an hour later, in front of a supermarket in front of Yucheng University, Ye Huang squatted on the ground and lit a cigarette and looked at the beautiful women in and out of the school with a depressed face.

Just now, when Ye Huang was about to enter the school, he was stopped by the two sorry social security guards in front of the door, and the reason was even more fucking: unemployed young people are not allowed to enter the school!

You don't have to fuck outsiders to enter! If you get yourself here, you will become an unemployed young man who is not allowed to enter! Does Lao Tzu look like an unemployed young man? Where does Lao Tzu look like an unemployed young man?

If it had been in the past, Ye Huang really wanted to slap him to death, but now people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and Ye Huang can only be defeated and retreat in the one-third acre of land in others.

"His grandmother's mouth is black and white, and the door is really tight, so she won't let Lao Tzu be a gentleman on the wall, right?" Crooked his mouth, Ye Huang scolded in his heart with a cigarette butt in his mouth, and at the same time, his eyes were also aimed at the high fence wall of the school.

"Dude, are you in trouble?" Just as Ye Huang was about to start acting, the three students who came out of the supermarket behind him stopped Ye Huang.

"Yes, hehe, just about to enter the school, I didn't expect to be blocked by the two gods of the school, saying that unemployed young people are not allowed to enter, and I am worried. ”

"Hehe, I didn't expect that I guessed correctly, you were really blocked out by those two door gods. Brother, you may not know when you first came, those two gods are very jealous, and people from outside the school are almost embarrassed as long as they are more handsome than them, and you are not the first to enter the Tao. ”

"And what's the matter? As long as the two of them look like Zhong Kui, wouldn't every boy who went in have to be embarrassed?" Hearing this buddy's words, Ye Huang raised his eyebrows, these two living treasures are really fucking weird. Based on the stumbling appearance of the two of them, it is estimated that there are few uglier people in the whole world than them, and I don't know how this Yucheng University would put these two living treasures in front of the door.

"Brother is right, except for the old man and children, basically everyone has to be embarrassed, if the brother really has something, I will give you a trick. ”

"That's a good dare, as long as I can enter the school, I will definitely invite the three of you to drink when I have the opportunity in the future. Ye Huang was busy.

"Hehe, then you don't have to, this is actually a well-known thing, although these two living treasures like to be difficult but in fact they are not bad and like tobacco and alcohol, you just need to go to the supermarket to buy some cigarettes and alcohol to face their way will be easy. The latter smiled.

"I'm rubbing, it's been done for a long time because I didn't give a gift, Xie Lu Xie buddy, if this thing is done, I will definitely invite you to drink. Hearing the other party say this, Ye Huang couldn't help but roll his eyes, this unspoken rule has been extended to the little security guard in front of the door.

"Brother is polite, it's just a gesture, you better hurry up and do your own thing, let's go first, and we'll see you again when we have the opportunity." ”

"See you again!" After saying goodbye to this somewhat enthusiastic student, Ye Huang glanced at the two door gods who were very horizontal, sniffled, turned around and entered the supermarket with a disgruntled face, bought two soft Chinese, and then turned back and walked towards the school gate.

"Damn, you two black and white impermanence won't let Lao Tzu in this time, Lao Tzu will break in directly!" muttering in his heart that Ye Huang had also arrived at the door.

"Are you kid not beaten? I told you that unemployed young people are not allowed to enter, why do you still want to squeeze in, this is a school, do you understand, it's not something you can enter casually~!

Zhao Datou and Li Erhu saw that Ye Huang, who came over just now and wanted to enter the school, came back again, and immediately stopped each other and said in a non-disrespectful tone.

"Two little brothers, I said that I am not an unemployed young man, I came to school to have something to do, can you do it?"

Brother Zhao Datou is not a fool, so he can naturally see that this Ye Huang is not an unemployed young man, but this kid just walked in with a rush and didn't look at the two of them, and the two of them were unhappy and naturally wanted to find some trouble.

And this kid is so fucking inferior, you just say you're handsome, and you're so handsome, isn't it that Chengxin can't get along with the two of you.

Just when the two of them were about to blast this kid who didn't treat the two of them as cadres again, Zhao Datou saw the Chinese cigarette in Ye Huang's other hand, his eyes immediately lit up, he stabbed Li Erhu, and then coughed dryly.

"It's convenient, cough cough, brother, you also know the way of this convenience is not casual, the school has regulations and we also act according to the charter, it's difficult to do......"

Tilting his head and holding his chest up, Li Datou pretended to be underbeaten and said, but in his heart he was thinking that if you kid is interested, leave the things in your hand and let you go, if you kid is interested, our brothers will spend it with you today!

"Damn, I was bullied by two little security guards, are these two bastards watching too many Feng Gong's movies, and they really regard themselves as cadres!" Although he scolded the other party in his heart, he didn't know how many words, but in line with the principle of stepping on a low-key point, Ye Huang still didn't have a seizure.

A tense face squeezed out a smile that was even uglier than crying.

"Hehe, I also know that the two little brothers are in trouble, it just so happened that I accidentally bought two more cigarettes in the supermarket just now, and I have no place to put them in my hand to honor the two, do you see my affairs?"

While speaking, Ye Huang handed over the two cigarettes he was holding in his other hand, "Two little brothers, let's be honest, I am going to come in and apply for a teacher, and I didn't bring anything today, so these two cigarettes are the right to be used as a brother's meeting gift." ”

"Ah! It turns out that my brother is here to apply for a teacher, oh, you really didn't say it earlier, we will be a family in the future, this is really a big flood that washed the Longwang Temple family and don't know a family. ”

"Then since the brothers are in a hurry to do things, our brothers will not stay long, and in the future, we are all brothers, so we don't have to put up these scenes anymore, you see how expensive it is. ”

Originally, Zhao Datou and Li Erhu were ready to let him go when they saw that Ye Huang really took out the two soft China, but the cultural knowledge of the two of them was at the junior high school level, and they didn't come up with any decent words for a long time.

"Hehe, it should be! Then I won't disturb the two of you to go first. Ye Huang said politely, but he scolded in a low voice in his heart, grandma has a mouth, what kind of water washed the Dragon King Temple's own family does not recognize their own people, when did Lao Tzu and you two become a family?

If I had relatives like you, I should have persuaded your parents to shoot you on the wall! This JB person is ugly is not a crime, it is not right for you to come out to scare people, and scare Lao Tzu!

Ye Huang gritted his teeth in his heart and said that he couldn't bear it, and he must find a chance to get back to the field after being overshadowed today, otherwise if this was spread to the killer circle and said that he was the number one killer who was bullied by two little security guards, it would not make people laugh to death.