The dean came in person, Shen Jiayao was dumbfounded, she couldn't sit or stand. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info After all, she is a girl, and in front of an old guy at the level of the dean, she still has to be cheeky.

Qin Shuqing held the teacup, his eyes swept over all the students in the classroom, and slowly sat down in the corner of the first row.

He's here to listen to the class!

The older he gets, the more his curiosity stops, sitting in the office scratching his ears and cheeks, Old Man Qin still can't help but come to take a look, wanting to see how Ye Fan's first lecture begins, how to deal with those young masters and young ladies who are not subject to control, and by the way, steal two more tricks.

"Classmate Shen Jiayao, there is no teacher, you just stand and listen to the lecture!" Ye Fan glanced at the class and said lightly: "If anyone is not convinced, stand up now, when I start speaking, whoever wants to make trouble for me again, the dean will not be able to save you." ”

There was a brief silence, and suddenly, a sharp taunt floated over—

"Just you? A broken security guard dares to make a big fuss? Believe it or not, I'll kill you every minute. A boy in a baseball cap sitting in the back row was on his desk, holding a cigarette in his mouth, reaching out to hug him left and right, and hugging the two chicks around him who were pretending to be cowardly.

The dean is here, he dares to smoke in class, or hug left and right!

"You are Luo Xiaogang. Ye Fan smiled and took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a number in everyone's puzzled eyes.

"Vice Mayor Luo?" he deliberately raised his voice and said, "Yes, it's me." Your baby son wants to play me to death every minute, you can watch it yourself. ”

The boy in the baseball cap opened his mouth wide, the cigarette butt in his mouth fell into his shorts, and he jumped up in horror and slapped indiscriminately.

Syllable!

The mobile phone was covered on the podium, Ye Fan smiled at the dumb beings, and threatened: "You are stupid, I don't blame you, it was your parents who gave birth to the wrong egg." In my place, it is the dragon you coil for me, and the tiger you lie down for me, otherwise it will be a dead end. ”

Everyone can see that this young male teacher is really not simple.

"Bragging, no one is better than you. Now only Shen Jiayao is left unconvinced, pouting with disdain, and everyone else has the mentality of waiting and seeing.

"Hehe, classmate Shen, it seems that you haven't realized what you did wrong. Ye Fan stepped off the podium and walked slowly towards Shen Jiayao, the collective eyes focused on him, and even Qin Shuqing turned his head to look at him.

Shen Jiayao raised a cold and arrogant face, and his unyielding gaze was opposite to his death, he couldn't lose, he must not admit defeat.

In front of the dean and the whole class, if he loses in the hands of Ye Fan today, will he still have the face to come to the class again in the future?

No one knew what Ye Fan was going to do, but he slipped to Shen Jiayao's side, leaned over slightly, and smiled intimately: "In this way, the teacher will not embarrass you as a girl, if you can stick to this class, I will give you full marks for "Clinical Studies of Chinese Medicine". ”

Huh, is there such a good thing?

Why don't you choose me! Many people cry out with regret in their hearts.

"You said it!" Shen Jiayao avoided his head slightly, this guy was so close that his saliva was about to splash on his face, so disgusting.

"Teacher Ye has always been very good at what he says, students, start class now. Ye Fan turned around with his hands behind his back, and a hint of evil flashed at the corner of his mouth that was difficult for others to detect.

"As soon as I walked in the door, I noticed that many of you were sick. For example, Lin Shiya, no matter what I do or say, you are always expressionless, are you paralyzed?"

"And Luo Xiaogang, I want to come to your nightlife is very rich, as the main lecturer of the clinical course of Chinese medicine, Mr. Ye has to remind you that you don't know the value of essence when you are young, and you have to do it yourself. ”

"Classmate Xie Guanglei, please don't look at me pitifully with that kind of vague and ambiguous eyes, please wipe the saliva off your arm first, either get out of here, or lift your spirits, I'm not a pigsty here. ”

"Hong Wenxin, who smokes and plays with his mobile phone in class, who are you pretending to be forced to show me? Do you want to come to the front and pose for it?"

A series of cynicism, naming and ridiculing not only made the person who was pointed out embarrassed, but also made other students very incredible, he was able to call everyone's name without any mistakes, as if everyone was already very familiar.

"You are facial paralysis, your whole family is facial paralysis!" waited until he stopped a little before Lin Shiya had a chance to slap the table and fight back.

"Teacher, what's your business if you don't shed tears? If you want to play, just say it, these two girls have given you away!" Luo Xiaogang said in a weird manner.

The fat man who slept soundly, and the pimple boy who smoked, all pretended not to hear it, and still snored like thunder and the mobile phone crackled.

"Good, very good, worthy of a group of princelings and daughters. Ye Fan nodded with a smile, pointed at Lin Shiya and said, "When your birthday is the day of Wushen Yuezi in the year of Xinwei, do you know what festival this day is?"

"Halloween, legend has it that when the Gate of Hell is opened!" Ye Fan asked and replied to himself: "People born at this hour have a 1 in 10,000 chance of contracting a terminal disease, don't you think it's the first time you faint by the playground that day? Enjoy the few days, Lin Shiya." ”

Hearing his assertion, Lin Shiya's face turned extremely pale for a moment, Mu Ran was there, and her two eyes, which were originally aggressive, lost their focus and brilliance.

On her ninth birthday, she had her first seizure, then fifteen, eighteen, and twenty, and each time she was getting shorter and shorter, and she was in a coma for longer and longer, until this time, only six months after she had fainted at home.

"Luo Xiaogang, since you don't listen to the advice, I don't need to persuade you again, but, judging from your complexion, you have been unable to do it recently, right?"

"You! You fucking fart!" Luo Xiaogang kicked open the desk in front of him, and rushed up angrily to fight Ye Fan.

All this fell under the eyes of Old Man Qin, but he was careless, picked up the teacup and blew the broken leaves on his head, completely staying out of the matter and becoming a bystander.

Ye Fan greeted him with a smile, knocked on the fat man's head on the way, and finally woke him up: "Do you know how many people die suddenly in their sleep? A fat man like you, who snores like thunder and sleeps with his eyelids half-open, has serious cardiopulmonary overload, and he will sweat profusely when he squats in the toilet, right?"

The fat man's eyes were in a daze, and as soon as he woke up, a layer of sweat broke out on his forehead.

"I'll go to your sister's!" Luo Xiaogang happened to kill at this time, and he raised his foot and kicked Ye Fan's chest.

Ye Fan made a slight mistake, slapped it over, and snapped! Luo Xiaogang spun around on the spot and fell to the floor with a thud.

Poof--somehow he landed on the ground and let out a fart.

"What a stinking fart. Ye Fan pinched his nose and waved his hand.

Several girls couldn't help but laugh and tremble, Luo Xiaogang couldn't get up when he fell there, and he wanted to die in shame.

Ye Fan was about to comment on Hong Wenxin, when Shen Jiayao suddenly left her seat in a hurry, and rushed out of the classroom with her legs under her skirt tightly together.

What is she doing? Don't even give away full marks for nothing?

Countless eyes looked at her hurried back in amazement, unable to understand what was happening.

Only Ye Fan is secretly happy, sample, this time the punishment is light, next time I ask you to pee your pants directly in public! When he just faced Shen Jiayao face to face, he very covertly touched an acupuncture point on the waist of this little girl, that place, commonly known as "diuretic acupoint".

Walking in front of Hong Wenxin, Ye Fan slapped his palm on the tabletop, crunching - the fine wooden table cracked from under his palm, crisscrossing and crisscrossing, and the entire desktop was torn apart in the blink of an eye, turning into a spider web.

"When you come to the academy, you must advocate cultural fighting, not martial arts. His eyes swept over many boys, raised his palm, snatched Hong Wenxin's mobile phone, and slowly pinched it in his hand, accompanied by a piercing twisting sound, the alloy shell mobile phone, which was said to be indestructible, emitted a puff of black smoke in his hand!

"Arrogant in front of me, no matter how big your egg is, no matter how deep your pretense is, I can pinch it like this. ”

When, the scrapped mobile phone fell on the miserable desktop, Hong Wenxin was completely dumbfounded.

Both soft and hard, the means are ruthless and vicious, but in a few minutes, several famous thorns in this class were planted on Ye Fan's hands.

"Okay, classmates!" Ye Fan clapped his hands and walked towards the podium, and his loud voice echoed in the classroom: "From now on, the people who stay are all my disciples. My students, everyone has to get a perfect score in this class, and if you don't get a point, you'll give me an hour to kneel and lick the playground!"

"The students I teach, everyone must be successful, even if you become a hooligan in the future, you must be the most awesome hooligan!"

"In my class, no matter what halo you wear on your head, take it off for me, break it up and throw it aside!"

"As your teacher, the salary is only 3,000 yuan, and I don't lack this cigarette money! You owe me millions, tens of millions of dollars when you listen to my class, but I don't plan to collect this fee, I want you to owe me for the rest of your life! Because you can't afford it!"

Shen Jiayao, who returned to the door of the classroom from the bathroom, heard these loud and angry words, and was like her friends, at this moment, all of them became good babies, listening to the harsh rhetoric blankly, and regained the feeling of being a student for the first time......

This feeling makes the blood of the whole body flow to one place, merge into that passionate heart, and then boil!

"Is there anything you want to leave? Standing on the podium, Ye Fan's sharp eyes looked down on the earth like a goshawk and swept across the audience.

No one.

Even Luo Xiaogang didn't leave, it wasn't that he didn't want to leave, but that slap really convinced him, and he was afraid.

Shen Jiayao returned to her seat with a cold face, still standing there.

"Teacher, how can you teach without handouts and textbooks?" A petite and delicate girl in the middle of the first row supported her soft chin, and her quirky eyes smiled like two crescents.

"Qin Qiaoqing, here is a living dictionary of Chinese medicine!" Ye Fan pointed to his head and said: "What I said is a handout, and what I write is the real handwriting, now prick up your ears, open your eyes wide, and throw the books downstairs from the window!"

"Teacher, you're too domineering!" Qin Qiaoqing clapped his palms and laughed, "But I like you like this!"

Poof――

The first book of "Clinical Science of Traditional Chinese Medicine" flew out of her hand to the window, and then, the second and third books......

There was a fluttering rain of books downstairs in Huichun, and the sweat drops that Vice Mayor Luo wiped his head had just come out of the car, and his head was hit hard.

"Oops, who's throwing things?"

As soon as he raised his head, he saw a flood of books smashing at him, overwhelming the sky and flying to his heart's content.

"Oh maa!"