"Dad, why are you so sure you can't fight?" asked Gina.

Xiao Peng laughed: "Why does Ukraine fight with Xiong Guo? The army uses the stupid X of the Android system to fight with Xiong Guo? Fight 10,000 times and lose 10,000 times! Now it is called ruthless, but if you really want to go to war, you will definitely be cowardly!"

In fact, Ukraine has been at war for several years. Since 2014, Russian-speaking regions in eastern and southern Ukraine have been engaged in exchanges of fire with Ukrainian government forces. The inexplicable beginning of this long tug-of-war, known as the 'Spartton War', has not stopped.

But the performance of the Ukrainian government army in this war is ridiculous, although their equipment is much more advanced than that of the armed forces of those Russian-speaking regions, they have repeatedly not made a profit, especially their artillery, which is all kinds of violent beatings. Sometimes the artillery was surrounded before it had even landed on its ground.

This is nothing, there are also a lot of artillery, such as the Ukrainian army's heavy D-30 towed howitzer and the old D-20 howitzer, which are all kinds of malfunctions, and they blew themselves up.

It took a long time for the Ukrainian side to investigate before finding out what the problem was.

It is said that there was a god named Shelstyuk in the Ukrainian army back then, when the artillery served, this god developed an Android application system, the purpose of which was to provide a simple 'fire control computer' for the old Soviet howitzers, with this thing, you only need to install the location and sensors on the mobile phone and the required artillery data, you can easily calculate the artillery combat data. Most of Ukraine's artillery uses this software.

As a result, this software has long been implanted with Trojans, and before the war starts, all the artillery positions are under people's noses, so it's a fart!

Gina was still nervous after hearing this: "But it is absolutely impossible for the bear country to back down on this matter." If the two countries do go to war, the location of Crimea means that it will be the front line. ”

Xiao Peng leaned back on the chair and took out a cigar, and Gina hurriedly lit it for him: "Gina, do you know why Ukraine knows that it is not the opponent of the bear country and still stirs up trouble at this point in time?"

Gina shook her head.

Xiao Peng explained: "To put it bluntly, this is a very low-level conspiracy. In 2019, Ukraine is about to elect a new president, and the incumbent Poroshenko's approval rating is the lowest among all the candidates. Now that such a conflict has erupted, leading to tensions and later martial law, which means that the 2019 presidential election in Ukraine is canceled and Poroshenko can remain in the presidency. To put it bluntly, this conflict between the two countries is just a trick played by Poroshenko to cancel the election. ”

Gina was stunned when she heard this: "Isn't this taking the safety of the common people for yourself in exchange for glory and wealth?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "You are right, he is now dragging his time, desperately seeking help from Western countries, and he doesn't dare to go to war if he can't find help, but Western countries are not so stupid, who wants to mess with the bear country if they have nothing to do? That's why I said I couldn't fight. ”

After hearing this, Gina thought for a long time and said, "Dad, do you know? When you brought us back, we were actually very scared. ”

"Afraid, afraid of what?" Xiao Peng asked.

Gina said: "In our impression, Huaxia is a very poor place, and we can't eat. And the people here have no faith, they are all barbarians. Even the education we received was that the Chinese were very dangerous. Dad, let me tell you something, don't be angry, in fact, when we came back with you, we originally planned to sneak into Egypt during the Suez Canal. But you healed me, and we came back with you。。。。。。 I'm telling you the truth, don't be angry. ”

Listening to Gina's words, Xiao Peng didn't feel any surprise, after all, for Gina at that time, Xiao Peng and they were very likely to be human traffickers, and if they were sold, they would be sold. But why did they follow Xiao Peng?

Even if it's sold than a human trafficker, it's better than living in a sewer, right? At least you can eat a full stomach, right?

Xiao Peng smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, why should I be angry, people have to learn to protect themselves, especially your growth environment, now that you are like this, I am very satisfied, to be honest, I am really afraid that you will learn badly." But why did you go to Egypt?"

Gina said: "When we were in Ukraine, we thought that Egypt was the most mysterious country, the mysterious golden tower, and the ancient culture。。。。。。 In addition, there are tourists from all over the world, and they want to go there to see if they can find opportunities. Egyptian mythology is also really fascinating, so we wanted to go there and check it out. ”

After hearing this, Xiao Peng said disdainfully: "The entire Western myth is a word ------ dirt. In Greek mythology, Zeus turned into a swan and a mortal to go hey, in Norse mythology, Loki turned into a mare to play with a stallion, and in Sumerian mythology, Enki was born for seven days and seven nights。。。。。。 There are too many such examples. Comparatively speaking, there are not so many messy things in our Chinese mythological system. We Chinese people are much more introverted, and so is the mythological system. But if there is one of the most polluted myths in various places, it must be Egyptian mythology. Compared with Egyptian mythology, other mythological systems are considered innocent teenagers. ”

Gina became interested: "Dad, do you know Egyptian mythology? ”

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said: "Anyway, in Egyptian mythology, the heavens and the earth were not separated at the earliest time, and there was an ocean in the chaos, and this ocean was the 'primordial water' Nunn, and later this Nun gave birth to an egg, and in that egg was one of the most important gods in Egyptian mythology, the 'Sun God' Ra. This is very similar to our Chinese mythological system, and the god Pangu in our Chinese mythology also jumped out of the egg, so the painting style is still normal at this time. ”

"And what's next?" asked Gina.

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "That 'La' has been alone since he was born, so he is empty, lonely and cold, and then he thought of a way to solve this problem------ masturbation." What's even more frustrating is that he swallowed the unknown liquid he took out into his stomach, and then combined with his saliva to give birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, namely the wind god 'Shu' and the rain god 'Tephnut', and then the brother and sister gave birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, that is, the earth god 'Gebu' and the sky goddess 'Nut'. From this time on, Egyptian mythology has completely entered a period of no shame, that is, all kinds of snaps, everything in the world is snapped out by the brother and sister Geb and Nut. Speaking of this, Xiao Peng pointed to the sky: "Including the stars in the sky, they were born one by one. ”

Gina was stunned when she heard this: "Dad, are you kidding me?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "That's what is recorded in Egyptian mythology." They then had four more children, the famous Hades King Osiris, the goddess of fertility Isis, the god of war and desert Seth, and the goddess of funeral and shelter Nephthys. Then the four siblings were paired again, with Osiris marrying Isis and Seth marrying Nefertis. These are the nine most important gods in Egyptian mythology. ”

"What's next?" said Gina, relishing.

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "The next thing is that the sun god Ra feels that he is old and wants to give up his place to Osiris, but Osiris once got drunk and slept with his brother Seth's wife, who is his own sister Nefertis. The two also had a child, the god of death, Anubis, oh, that is, the 'kobold' in Egyptian mythology (ps, actually a jackal head)!"

Of course, Seth was not happy, so he thought of a way to trick Osiris into a box and kill him, and then divided Osiris's body into fourteen pieces, and Osiris's wife Isis looked around for Osiris's body to help him resurrect him, and she worked hard for a long time, and only found thirteen pieces, and Tintin let the fish eat it。。。。。。 But this was not difficult for Isis, and found someone to make a wooden Tintin for Osiris to install it, and after Osiris was successfully resurrected, the two had a son----- the god of revenge, Horus, the god of revenge, who was the eagle-headed guy in Egyptian mythology. Don't ask me how Mu Ding Ding can have children, are people gods!"

Hearing Xiao Peng's words, Gina laughed: "Then what's next?"

"Next, the Prince's Revenge, Horus killed Seth to reclaim the throne. Anyway, you have to remember that in all the mythological systems of the West, it is either men and women messing around or war. Xiao Peng explained to Gina: "In our Chinese mythological system, all the gods are for the benefit of the common people, but there is no time to do so many messy things. And now we Chinese people are the same. Let's just say that our peaceful life now is something that we have achieved through a brutal war, so we cherish this hard-won peace even more. ”

After hearing this, Gina said, "Dad, when you talk about peace, I actually have a problem. ”

"You ask. Xiao Peng said.

Gina asked, "In the mouths of the media on our side, Huaxia is a military power. The news I get every day is that China is bullying the surrounding countries with its own military might. But when I came to Huaxia, I found that this was not the case. ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "So I said, the media is all nonsense." Just remember that there is only one military power in the world, and that is the Stars and Stripes. Among the top eight countries in the world's military rankings, the military spending from second to eighth place is not as strong as that of the Stars and Stripes, and the Stars and Stripes are also the countries that have waged the most wars. But when did the media exaggerate the theory of the military threat of the Stars and Stripes? It is 'just' for them to start a war, and it is 'threatening' for us to encircle our own territory. Besides, do you know how difficult it is for us in China to maintain peace? Relying on toy models to develop weapons, Huaxia is the only country in the world that has done this. ”

"Toy models?" Gina suspects she misheard.