ps: There are only three watches today, and this is the third time recently, Lao Yang apologizes to all book friends, but there is really no way, don't hide it from you, Lao Yang's daughter has been sick for a week, this week she has repeated colds and fevers, this season of high flu incidence, all book friends should take care of their health。。。。。。 It's really not that Lao Yang is lazy, it's really forced by the situation. Lao Yang knelt down for all the book friends。。。。。。

Eh, since they are all kneeling, Lao Yang said cheekily again: For the sake of Lao Yang's daughter who is so diligent when she is sick, give Lao Yang some monthly passes?

Finally, Georgina's due date arrived, and everything was ready only to owe the east wind. And Georgina is also very competitive, and the time is very accurate. was sent to the delivery room that had been prepared in Yang Meng's small courtyard.

Yang Meng was wrapped in a bath towel, he had just finished taking a shower, and bowed to Xiao Peng with a bright muscle: "Dude is in!"

Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng's shoulder: "Brother, take care!"

Yang Meng was stunned: "Take care, take care of what? Oh, I understand, you're afraid that those women will drool when they see me, right? Haha, don't worry, Lao Tzu won't let them eat!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's okay, you can go in quickly!"

Yang Meng looked left and right: "Bloomberg's old thing is too disagreeable, why don't you have a baby with your own daughter?"

Xiao Peng pointed to the sky and said, "He's here, okay, you hurry up and go in and accompany Georgina." ”

Yang Meng happily entered the delivery room.

Xiao Peng went over to pick up the helicopter, not only Bloomberg came, but his mother and others came, Bloomberg was obviously a little nervous: "Where's Georgina?"

Xiao Peng pointed to the delivery room: "Go in and accompany Georgina to give birth." ”

Bloomberg said hurriedly, "When did you go in?"

"I just went in, and I don't know how long it will take, so don't worry. ”

The old mother frowned and said, "You are also yes, how can you give birth at home if you don't go to the hospital。。。。。。?" Phew, no case!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "You can rest assured, all the preparations have been considered, and Georgina's body is fine, it will be fine." ”

My mother is still not at ease: "If you don't go to the hospital, what do you young people think!"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "This is not my idea, Georgina strongly requested it." ”

The old mother pouted: "Xiao Peng, you listen to me, go to the hospital as soon as you have a child! That Emilia is too, you two have been separated for so long and haven't talked about it." So when will I be able to hold my grandson? You can't 。。。。。。 anymore. ”

Xiao Peng coughed dryly, and his mother was very dissatisfied with the distance between him and Emilia so far. Especially now that Georgina is going to have a baby, she seized the opportunity to nag Xiao Peng. In her eyes, a video like Xiao Peng and Emilia every day is not a partner at all!

Dad pushed Grandpa and walked over: "Okay, the children are all older, you know what to do, don't you say it, don't you bother to say this every time? Now that Georgina has a baby, what are you talking about here?"

Mom glared at his father: "He has a number? There is a fart number! Look at Yang Meng, he has given birth, how can such a big person fall behind others in everything?"

But at this point, my mother stopped talking. After all, this is not an occasion.

When Bloomberg knew what Xiao Peng was talking about, he said to his mother apologetically: "My daughter has made me arrogant and bothered you. ”

After hearing this, my mother waved her hand and said: "Lao Bu, you misunderstood, I don't blame the child for fooling around, I'm worried about the child's body, you are a man, you don't know, this woman gives birth to a child is to hang around on the ghost door, so everything must be ready." I heard Xiao Peng say that children should use the Mayan tradition to have children, haven't I heard it, so I'm worried. ”

Bloomberg listened, "Oh, I've heard it too, it seems that my husband followed him into the delivery room, it's not a big deal." Georgina is my own daughter after all, and I certainly can't agree to it if the risk is great. ”

Hearing him say this, my mother made up her mind.

Gina stuck out her head: "Why is there no movement? I watch the birth of a child on TV, all ghosts cry wolves." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Peng flicked Gina's head: "What are you here to make a fuss about? The most taboo thing about having a child is to shout, in case you don't have the strength to give birth for Georgina?"

Gina stuck out her tongue after hearing this, but Xiao Peng suddenly laughed: "But I don't know if Georgina shouts or not, but I know that Mengzi will definitely shout!"

Gina had a disbelieving expression on her face after hearing this: "Dad, don't tease me, Uncle Mengzi is the most MAN man I know。。。。。。 Oh no, it's a little worse than Dad, but that's also MAN's, I educate Feng Jianting all day long to learn more from you and Uncle Mengzi, oh, and Uncle Pan. How could he have shouted?"

Xiao Peng was there to help Bloomberg light a cigar, and before he could answer, he heard a hysterical scream from the delivery room. Everyone looked at each other, and sure enough, it was Yang Meng's movement.

And the scream was earth-shattering, and even the beasts who were around to watch the excitement were startled. Strange thing about real Nima, what kind of scream did Georgina scream when she gave birth?

Xiao Peng happily lit a cigar for himself: "Ah, it's starting to give birth!"

Several people looked at Xiao Peng and looked at each other, not knowing what was going on in the delivery room, everyone was curious and wanted to go in to take a look, but not long after, Yang Meng's screams came from inside, this time it was even more miserable.

Xiao Peng couldn't help it anymore, holding his stomach and laughing.

Bloomberg asked curiously, "Shaw, what's going on inside?"

Xiao Peng held back a smile and waved his hand: "The Buddha said: Don't say." But he obviously couldn't help laughing, and choked on his cigar to the point that he coughed.

Bloomberg looked at Xiao Peng like this, and became more curious, leaned over and whispered: "Xiao, you tell me quickly, or I will tell your mother about you in the Stars and Stripes Country, those beauties。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng's expression stiffened after hearing this, this was to make people grab the little tail, and he coughed dryly: "You come here with your ears, I will whisper to you, don't tell others." ”

After saying that, Xiao Peng whispered a few words in Bloomberg's ear, and the expression on Bloomberg's face changed significantly after hearing this, and after a while, he couldn't hold it back, and he also held his stomach and laughed.

At this time, there was another scream of Yang Meng in the delivery room, and Bloomberg pointed to Xiao Peng after hearing it, and then the two of them laughed together.

Dad was also curious, and ran to Bloomberg's side: "Old Bu, what the hell is going on?"

Although the two speak the same language, it is very strange that both of them can understand each other's meaning, saying that even if they don't understand Bloomberg, they should be able to guess what Dad wants to ask, Bloomberg hurriedly waved his hand: "You can't say it, you can't say it." ”

After hearing this, my father frowned: "Xiao Pan, you help me tell Lao Bu! If he doesn't say it, when his daughter-in-law comes, I will tell his daughter-in-law some little secrets." ”

After Pan Peiyu told Bloomberg what his father said, Bloomberg was also stunned, and finally beckoned, called Dad and Pan Peiyu to his side, and the three of them muttered quietly, and at this time Yang Meng's screams came from the room, and the three of them were stunned after hearing this voice, and then laughed together.

Now the people around him are curious, they are all asking what is going on, and finally everyone knows what happened after everyone's expressions are different, the men at the scene laughed when they heard Yang Meng's screams, and the women such as Mom and Gina smiled bitterly when they knew.

And the reason for this is that this damn Mayan tradition of giving birth to children is too weird:

When they give birth, in addition to letting their husbands go in to accompany the birth, there is another rule, that is, to find a rope to tie to the husband's little brother, if the wife is in pain, pull the rope hard, and the beautiful name says: 'Let the husband feel the pain of his wife when she gives birth'.

Now Georgina is in pain when giving birth to a child, let's not talk about it, anyway, Yang Meng must be very painful.

However, in addition to Yang Meng's constant wailing, Georgina gave birth to a child and everything went well. Soon after, the sound of a child crying could be heard in the room.

"Michael, you're a grandfather!" Xiao Peng was sitting there, and when he heard the child's cry, he jumped up and congratulated Bloomberg.

At this time, the face of a small nurse appeared on the glass in front of the delivery room, and she said to Xiao Peng: "Mother and daughter are safe, Miss Georgina has given birth to a beautiful daughter!"

Hearing her words, the audience cheered.

Bloomberg raised his foot and was about to enter the delivery room, but Xiao Peng grabbed him: "Don't toss, those rooms are all opened, and they will be sent directly to Georgina's room." Just go to the room over there! I'll go and see the fierce man!"

After hearing this, Pan Peiyu came directly to Xiao Peng's side and prepared to go in to see the excitement together, Xiao Peng looked back and was speechless for a moment, there were more people waiting to go in to see the excitement behind the emotion than there were people who went to Joanna's children.

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "Okay, Mengzi is also a person who wants to save face, and he hasn't dressed yet, so he will go to see Georgina." ”

After listening to Yang Meng's words, everyone reluctantly left here, and only Xiao Peng and Pan Peiyu entered the delivery room.

After entering, there was a strange smell, no wonder, after all, he had just given birth to a child, and when he looked back, Yang Meng was sitting on the chair on the side with his head down. Seeing Xiao Peng and the two coming in, he raised his head and looked at the two of them with a desperate expression.

Xiao Peng coughed dryly twice, and made a gesture of smoking at Pan Peiyu, this is not the time to smoke a cigar leisurely.

Pan Peiyu took out a cigarette and lit it directly and stuffed it into Yang Meng's mouth.

Yang Meng took a puff of his cigarette with an expression of despair that he had never had before: "Xiao Peng, we are brothers, right?"

Xiao Peng nodded, looking at Yang Meng's pitiful appearance, he 。。。。。。 I want to laugh even more now.

Yang Meng took a deep breath: "As a brother, I ask you a question, you can't lie to me." ”

Xiao Peng didn't speak, and nodded: "You ask, I won't lie to you!"

Yang Meng looked up at Xiao Peng: "Did you already know?"

Xiao Peng pretended to be confused after hearing this: "What did you know earlier?"

Yang Meng's face was full of pity: "You said it and didn't lie to me." ”

Xiao Peng blushed: "Okay, you ask." ”

"Did you already know that this was the result?" Yang Meng raised his head and looked at Xiao Peng with a serious face.

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "Uh, I do know." ”

Yang Meng's face turned red after hearing this, and Xiao Peng looked at him: "Dude, are you okay?"

"I'll fight with you!" Yang Meng jumped up from the chair and pounced on Xiao Peng!

Xiao Peng ran away after hearing this, it's not that he can't beat Yang Meng, the key is to fight with a man running around the street with a bare ass, he really can't do such a thing. Xiao Peng's burst of laughter could be heard throughout Qianliyan.

Yang Meng didn't chase him out, on the one hand, because Pan Peiyu grabbed him and asked him to get dressed, and on the other hand, because of the 。。。。。。

He really can't move his legs now! That's a pain!

When Xiao Peng arrived at Georgina's room, he heard a commotion before he reached the door.

Xiao Peng coughed twice, and after signaling that he could go in, Xiao Peng walked in, only to see the situation in the room that startled Xiao Peng: Georgina was sitting on the bed and didn't know what to do, and Gina was holding her down there.

"What's going on?" Xiao Peng asked.

Gina explained, "Dad, Georgina is going to take a shower!"

Xiao Peng scratched his head after hearing this, this is indeed a bit embarrassing.

This Chinese woman gives birth to a child, that is all kinds of immovable, especially the first month after giving birth, which is the so-called 'confinement', the rules to be followed in this month are called more: no getting out of bed, no washing hair and bathing, no wind, no cold food, etc., etc., etc., and foreigners do not have confinement at all.

And foreigners don't have the idea of confinement at all, and even if the plastic surgery country and the Japanese country are so close to China, there is rarely such a thing as 'confinement'. People should go to work after giving birth to a child and rest for two days, like Stars and Stripes, there is no even paid maternity leave, and it is time to go out and take a shower and wash your hair.

Let foreign women go without washing their hair or showering for a month?

And Bloomberg is also quite difficult, because these top medical staff in the Stars and Stripes country he found, they are not like the obstetricians in Huaxia, who let patients have a good rest, but have been encouraging Georgina to get out of bed and move, the reason is that the blood in the pregnant woman's body is in a hypercoagulable state, if she lies down and sits still for a long time, it is easy to produce venous thrombosis in the lower limbs, and now like developed countries, maternal death due to dystocia, hemorrhage or infection is extremely rare, and the main cause of death is thromboembolism. So they've been encouraging Georgina to move.

And Georgina is also in a hurry, she was sweating after giving birth to a child just now, and even she couldn't stand the smell herself, how could she not be in a hurry to take a bath?

Well, Xiao Peng can't speak on this matter, this is what Yang Meng should do.

But now Yang Meng looked at his newborn daughter, and his mouth was almost grinning to the root of his ears. In other words, Georgina's health is really good, and I don't know that because she ate too well in Qianliyan, the newborn child turned out to be eight pounds and two taels! This Nima is a huge child! It is also thanks to Georgina that she can give birth smoothly.

And...... may be because Georgina's genes are too good, this daughter has blonde hair, and now she has really become a veritable 'yellow-haired girl'.

Just when the house was lively, Xiao Peng's phone rang suddenly, and he hurriedly went out to answer the phone. The call was from Mr. Sun.

Did you get the news very quickly, did you come to call to congratulate?