Chapter 845: Blame Me (Third Update)
"One day, you've read a book for a day?" the reporter exclaimed!
Zhang Fan nodded: "Yes, I'm busy all day, and I have very little time to read!"
"Poof!"
Countless people only felt that they had been hit by an arrow in the chest, and they felt inexplicably painful!
Your uncle, can you still pretend to be better than one day?
Yes, are you busy?
I'm so busy that I come to school for a few days a month.
If it weren't for the fact that there is a house on this side of the school, I would bet you wouldn't have been able to come to school once a month!
Holding Goddess Ye's little hand every day, driving around in the car, this is what you call very busy?
Lao Tzu believes in your evil!
If Lao Tzu can beat you, he will definitely beat your mother to the death!
Why are you pretending to be so comparable, and you're not afraid of being struck by lightning?
Let's take it easy, we can still be friends, OK?
The reporter asked again in disbelief: "It's only been more than a month since the start of school, have you already learned the knowledge of the university?"
Zhang Fan shook his head: "No, I was in the army for the past year, where is the time, no, I have to take the make-up exam, I really can't help it, I just read the book for a day! Well, it's actually quite simple." ”
"Ahem!"
This time, even Li Liang was choked by his own saliva!
Hi Nima!
I really can't help it?
Just read a book for a day?
Actually quite simple?
, is it easy?
Tsinghua University's courses are carefully selected, with comprehensive knowledge and wide depth!
Why did you tell me that you would do it in a day?
And it's still a perfect score?
Uncle, can you take it easy in front of reporters?
Damn for your low profile!
If this news gets out!
You are like this, where do you put the face of Tsinghua University's unmath students?
Where do you put the faces of countless teachers in Tsinghua University?
Are you jumping up and slapping us in the face?
A year's subject, you read it in one day, and you still get a full score?
What do you make the outside world think?
Let them think that we at Tsinghua University are all eating dry rice every day?
At this moment, Li Liang regretted it a little!
MMP, why did you let the reporter come, isn't this fucking lifting a stone and shooting your feet!
However, the eyes of a group of college students around them were red.
Their faces hurt hotly!
It feels like being picked up by ten strong men holding the soles of their shoes for two hours!
It's a college rhythm!
I fucking take one or two subjects a year, and you bastard even said that you only read a book for one day and got a perfect score?
You're so good, why don't you go to heaven?
Suddenly, the murderous aura was surging, and countless pairs of fire-breathing eyes almost wanted to burn Zhang Fan to ashes!
Not far away, a group of people who rushed over, Huang Sansheng, Jiang Ru, and Qi Ge froze in place!
Especially Huang Sansheng's face like a chrysanthemum in full bloom is the same as constipation at this moment!
MMP, he originally wanted to cheer Zhang Fan on!
After all, when interviewed by reporters, he, as a teacher, must come to cheer Zhang Fan up!
As a result, before the gas hit, he was scared to pee!
As far as Zhang Fan is concerned, he can definitely make him the public enemy of all teachers and students in Tsinghua University!
I'm simple, your sister, where do you put the faces of our professors who are asking questions?
Ye Xuan, who was watching this scene, rolled her eyes.
Actually, she wanted to explain it for Zhang Fan!
Zhang Fan read the book twice, two afternoons!
I watched it for three and a half hours in the first afternoon and six hours in the second afternoon.
That adds up, it's only nine and a half hours.
That's a day, right?
If it weren't for the fact that she was looking at Zhang Fan in person, she would definitely be suspicious!
But that's just the way it is!
I really only read the book for one day!
"Zhang Fan, are you very busy all day?" the reporter reacted after a long time.
He felt that he shouldn't have asked Zhang Fan about his studies!
In this matter, it's OK to interview some teachers, otherwise, he will really be blown to death by this braggart old iron!
It's better to ask about the trivial things in life!
Zhang Fan stretched out his hand, crossed his fingers and said, "Rub rice, do some military training with some friends, buy vegetables, cook, well, that's all!"
Listening to Zhang Fan's words, everyone opened their mouths wide, and the wind was messy!
After military training, buy groceries and cook?
What the fuck is this busy?
Uncle, are you here to read or play?
"Is there anything else you'd like to ask? If not, I'm going to buy a gift for my future mother-in-law!"
When Zhang Fan's voice sounded, a group of reporters all took a breath of cold air.
Immediately, a group of people almost cried and said, "Please, then I won't bother you!"
When Zhang Fan walked away, a group of people breathed a sigh of relief!
"Oh my God, this is the most braggadocio and unprofessional student I've ever met!" a reporter said, patting his chest.
"Seriously, I prepared all night last night, I listed more than fifty questions, and now, I can't remember a single question. A reporter said with a sad face.
"I'm not the same! I can't take what he said!"
Immediately, a group of reporters looked at Li Liang in a daze, and immediately, everyone asked with doubts: "Director Li, just this kid, did he really get a full score in the exam?"
Li Liang hurriedly came back to his senses, and there was also a wry smile on his face.
Immediately, he nodded: "It's really a perfect score, I'm 100% sure about this, the people who read the papers are all old professors." ”
"Is he really a freshman?" asked the other.
"Are you stupid? He is Zhang Fan, the national science champion last year, who stayed in the army for a year, and came to Tsinghua this year!" said a man viciously.
"What? National Science Champion?" a group of reporters were stunned!
You know, when they heard the news last year, they came to Tsinghua almost every day!
As a result, I found out later that the national science champion went to the army!
This is a permanent regret in their hearts!
But today, I actually met the right master?
Immediately, a group of reporters hurriedly turned around and looked towards the place where Zhang Fan left.
However, I saw a blue car shadow flash and disappear in front of me!
Looking at the departing Zhang Fan, a group of people beat their chests!
"Director Li, why don't you tell us such an important situation, if we know that he is that Zhang Fan, how can we let him go!"
Li Liang looked confused: "This... Didn't you let you go?"
MMP, do you blame me?
"Then I want to ask about Zhang Fan's situation at school, and ask Director Li to tell us truthfully, let's go back, definitely make a headline!" a reporter hurriedly said.
Hearing this, a group of men around them gritted their teeth: "We know about this!
"Okay, okay, this classmate, talk about it quickly!" the reporter hurriedly said.
"Zhang Fan, on the first day I came to school, I sent the people from the basketball club to the hospital!"
"The next day, I kicked open the security door of the female classmate!"
"I kicked the instructor into the hospital during military training!"
"He beat up the international students!"
"He smashed the school's infirmary......"
Hearing this, a group of reporters widened their eyes again.
, this is the legendary, the national champion of science?
It's a never-ending rhythm!
(Brothers and sisters, let's put it in the back?) Mom is in the hospital, and I have to cook alone, as a rookie, cook a meal, and after eating, it will take at least an hour and a half.) Now I only dare to eat two meals a day: in the countryside, I can't order takeout!)
(End of chapter)