Chapter 823: A School Full of Good Intentions and Bad Intentions
823
Beckern's Western Band stood at the left and right ends of the school gate, some playing drums, some playing trumpets, so lively, and the most amazing thing is that among these people playing drums and trumpets, there are a lot of girls, these girls are wearing special costumes made in school white, and under them is a miniskirt, beating gongs and drums while raising their legs to do all kinds of movements.
"Damn, I don't wear safety pants!" Xu Taiping looked at the girls outside the window in shock, although these girls may not be very good-looking, but they are young and energetic, and everyone's figure is super good, and the most important thing is that the girls don't wear safety pants!
This point is the cultural difference between Huaxia and the United States, the girls in China are the kind of miniskirts to wear, but many of them have to wear safety pants, which obviously violates the essence of the miniskirt, because the miniskirt pursues that kind of looming feeling, if you are wearing safety pants, then what is there to see, and the girls of the United States, wearing miniskirts, many of them are thongs, C-shaped pants or something, and there are many that are not worn, this is the so-called pursuit of the perfect combination of man and nature.
At this point, even a nationalist like Xu Taiping is definitely doing better abroad than at home.
Xu Taiping felt that after returning to China, it was necessary to implement the relevant school rules of not wearing safety pants at Jiangyuan University!
Amid the sound of drums, the car stopped.
Cornell then took the lead and stepped out of the car.
After Cornell got out of the car, Xu Taiping got out of the car second, and then several accompanying teachers from Jiangyuan University also got out of the car.
Behind the teacher were waves of students from Jiangyuan University.
Xu Taiping took a look at the students of Jiangyuan University, and then looked at the students of Beckern University, and found that there is really a gap between the Chinese students and these foreigners in terms of height and physique, the height of the students of Beckern University is generally about 1.8 meters, which is about the same as Xu Taiping, and the students of Jiangyuan University are generally about 1.7 meters, but this is only the gap between boys, and there is not much difference in height between girls, but in terms of cups, the average cup of female students of Beckern University should be one cup larger than that of Jiangyuan University.
Xu Taiping glanced at Song Jialing, then sighed helplessly and said, "You're dragging your feet, Jialing." ”
Song Jialing could see at a glance what Xu Taiping was talking about, she stared at Xu Taiping in annoyance, and said, "You just dragged your feet, is it so useful?!"
"It's useful!" Xu Taiping nodded as a matter of course.
"Bastard!" Song Jialing stomped her foot angrily, considering that there were many people watching from the sidelines, Song Jialing temporarily suppressed her anger.
When there is no one left, she will clean up Xu Taiping well!
"Director Xu, please come with me here!" Connell took Xu Taiping and walked a few steps forward and came to a very sturdy middle-aged man.
This very athletic middle-aged man's name is Schwarzenegger, and the muscles on his body bulge high, looking like a bodybuilder.
However, through Cornell's introduction, Xu Taiping discovered that this person was not practicing bodybuilding, but the president of Beckern University!
That's right, this muscular man called Schwarzenegger is the principal, and Cornell are completely two extremes, one is gentle and elegant, like the grandfather next door, and the other is like a muscular uncle who may anal you at any time.
"Hahaha, I've heard of you at Beckern University, Director Xu!" Schwarzenegger held out his huge, face-sized palm at Xu Taiping.
"It's a real blessing, I've heard about you a lot in our school!" Xu Taiping said.
"Here, let me introduce you, this is the captain of the school security team, Slater!" Schwarzenegger said, pointing to a man in a light blue security uniform.
This person named Slater is a big fat man, who weighs more than three hundred pounds by eye, and of course, his height is not bad, about two meters tall.
Such a figure stood in front of Xu Taiping as if it were a mountain, almost blocking the sunlight in the sky.
"Mr. Slatert, it's a good thing!" Xu Taiping smiled and stretched out his hand.
Slater clasped his hands to his chest and looked at Xu Taiping from beginning to end, and then the corners of his mouth pulled slightly, and the thick beard on his nose trembled.
"Are you really Director Xu of the Security Department of Jiangyuan University, that is, the boss of the security team?" asked Slater.
"Yes!" Xu Taiping nodded, still holding his hand.
"I heard that your Huaxia is a relational society, it seems that this is indeed the case!" Shi Lei laughed and stretched out his hand to Xu Taiping.
These hands were a little smaller than Schwarzenegger's, but they were very fat.
Slater clenched Xu Taiping's hand, and said with a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, "Mr. Xu, I hope to be able to ask you some questions about security when I have time." ”
"It's my honor!" Xu Taiping said.
Slater let go of his hand with a smile, then looked at the people behind Xu Taiping, and shouted loudly, "Hey, listen, boys, I don't care how you study and live in Shenzhou, but, when you get to our Beckern University, you have to follow the rules of our Beckern University, I am not the kind of person who will laugh and coax children, in Beckern University, as long as you violate the rules of our Beckern University, then I will use the baton in my hand to open your white and tender ass!"
As he spoke, Slater pulled a baton from his waist and waved it in a demonstrative manner.
"I'm sorry, our Mr. Slatert is a retired special forces officer, so he has the temper of a soldier!" explained Cornell on the side.
"It's okay, I don't mind, when you go to a foreign land, you have to follow the customs!" Xu Taiping nodded with a smile, and then looked around.
In addition to the welcoming team, there were also many onlookers, all of whom had kind smiles on their faces, which made Xu Taiping feel quite satisfied.
At this moment, Xu Taiping suddenly saw a man wearing a suit and tie, who looked like a successful person in the workplace, walked out of the crowd and walked towards him.
Schwarzenegger on the side also saw this person, he hurriedly walked to this person's side, then said hello with a smile, and then led the other party to Xu Taiping's side.
"Mr. Xu, let me introduce you, this is the president of our school's alumni association, Ronner!" Schwarzenegger said.
"Oh, Rona-san, fortunately!" Xu Taiping smiled and stretched out his hand.
Rona looked at Xu Taiping's hand with an undisguised disgust, then frowned and said, "You... How long has it been since you washed your hands?"
"Ahh Xu Taiping looked at his hands embarrassedly, he thought how dirty his hands were, but he found out at a glance, but there was a little sludge in the crack of the nails, Xu Taiping quickly used the edge of other nails to pick out the sludge in the nail covers, and then rubbed his hands, and stretched out his hand again.
"Just shake hands, I'm not interested in you, I'm just coming to see what the Kardashians have been saying, very interesting Mr. Xu, I didn't expect it to be such an unhygienic person. Rona said, sighing, and shaking his head, looking disappointed.
"You seem to be so clean. Song Jialing, who was standing not far away, said disdainfully.
Rona looked at Song Jialing, his eyes lit up slightly, and then smiled, "I am indeed cleaner than the average person, this young lady, because I have to take a shower ten times a day, I will not let any sludge have a chance to stay on me for more than ten minutes." ”
"A big man, a perfume smell, I'll do it. Song Jialing said disdainfully.
Rona smiled, fully showing his gentlemanly part, and didn't bother with Song Jialing at all.
Xu Taiping retracted his hand in embarrassment and said, "I didn't expect Rona to have a habit of cleanliness." ”
The corners of Ronna's mouth hooked up a proud smile, and he was about to speak, when at this moment, a woman with a height of one meter and seven flowers, fair skin, blonde hair and blue eyes walked through the crowd to Xu Taiping's side.
As soon as he saw this girl, Xu Taiping's eyes lit up.
This girl's blonde hair is very eye-catching, exuding a golden light in the sun, the whole person is like a goddess, her face no longer has the childishness of a girl, instead of a semi-mature woman's unique charm, her face is set up with a pair of black-framed glasses, which makes her look more intellectual, she is wearing a beige sweater, the lower body is a British-style plaid skirt, the whole person gives Xu Taiping a feeling, it is definitely above 9.5 points.
The girl walked up to Xu Taiping, and then said in fluent Chinese, "Hello, Mr. Xu." ”
"Hello, who are you?" Xu Taiping looked at the other party suspiciously, although he boasted that he had slept with more goddesses than ordinary people had seen in a lifetime, but he really had no impression of the girl in front of him.
"I'm Karina, Kardashian's sister!" the girl said.
"Oh, it turns out that you are Karina, fortunately, I will be lucky!" As soon as Xu Taiping heard that the other party was Karina, what Kardashian said to himself immediately came to mind.
This girl is Ronna's girlfriend!
Thinking of this, Xu Taiping hurriedly stretched out his hand, grabbed Karina's hand, and then said while rubbing, "What a blessing, Karina, I am good friends with your sister in Huaxia, your sister often talks about you, saying that her sister is the most kind and beautiful!"
"Bastard, let go of Karina's hand!" Rona on the side saw Xu Taiping's hand rubbing his girlfriend's hand, and he was instantly angry and scolded him directly.
"Ronna, this is politeness!" Karina looked at her boyfriend dissatisfiedly and said, "In Huaxia, shaking hands is their way of expressing friendship!"
"But he's rubbing your hands!" cried Ronner.
"You're making too much of a fuss!" Karina shook her head, but although she said so, her hand still withdrew from Xu Taiping's hand.
Xu Taiping felt a little pity, of course, not because he didn't touch enough, but because the owner of such a delicate little hand turned out to be a girlfriend who was super clean and pretended to be a man, which is a tyrannical thing!