"Isn't it cool to go to the bar for a drink, Bundy?"

"That's ...... Cluck...... I remember when I was studying in the United States, I ran out at night and got caught by my mother!"

"And then ......"

"And then ......" Lu Yuqing thought of this, and laughed strangely, it was when she was seventeen years old when she went out with her boyfriend, and was caught by her mother, and her buttocks were red from the feather duster, that lesson was really painful, but such an ugly thing, Lu Yuqing still had to save face, but to Tang Fei, she smiled strangely and said: "Tang Fei, do you want to know?"

“…… Ask, ask me what interesting things you used to do! What kind of nonsense are you doing, Yuqing, I feel that sometimes you really should be spanked, it's too nonsense. ”

"Hehe, Tang Fei, you dare to spank my ass, you want to die!" Lu Yuqing said with a wicked smile.

"I don't want to! But as a friend, if you do something too much, I really dare to fight! Just like Huo Guang in the past, for the sake of the Han family, he sued the emperor of the Han family and abolished the Han emperor Liu He, if you are too naughty, I really dare to whip you a few times. ”

"Cut, how can a friend spank a friend's ass, even if the friend is excessive, isn't it a grace?"

"Hey...... Who calls you a naughty girl, between boys, this kind of thing hurts self-esteem, but for a naughty girl, it will definitely not hurt self-esteem, because the personalities of men and women are different, and there are many personalities that are complementary!"

"Poof...... Well, even if you make sense, in fact, when I was seventeen years old, I went to a bar to drink, and was caught by my mother, and I drank a lot of alcohol, and I was a little drunk, and my mother was angry and beat me with a feather duster, and I really remember it too deeply, and my ass was red at that time, really, my mother was not soft at all, and she was not distressed at all, and the feather duster was almost broken. ”

"Poof...... Ha ha...... Yuqing, you should be like that, who called you a naughty ghost so noisy. ”

"Hey, stinky Tang Fei, you still laugh, laugh again, you come over tomorrow, I promise to shoot you to death." ”

"Che, you think I'm really scared of you?"

"You're not afraid that I'll beat you, are you?"

"Haha...... In fact, it's all friends playing around, what's not to be afraid of! I'm not conniving at your occasional willfulness, working outside, seeing that you are also working hard, like your family conditions are so good, you usually work so seriously, it's really rare, it's very difficult for you, you want to go home and want to be willful, want to indulge, I will naturally be bullied by you, I'm afraid that there is actually something to be afraid of. ”

"Hee...... Giggle...... Tang Fei, let me ask you!"

"Well, what do you ask?"

"Your sister is with you, do you feel so sorry for her too?"

"Uh...... Isn't it!" Tang Fei smiled faintly, and then asked, "Why are you asking this?"

"I'm jealous of her, if only I had known you earlier, in that case, it would be me who was by your side, not your sister. ”

"......!" This question, I don't know how to answer it, in fact, Tang Fei also likes Lu Yuqing, it's embarrassing to say this kind of thing, forget it, Tang Fei still diverted the topic and said: "Yuqing, don't talk about this, let's say if you have anything else interesting! ”

"I, why do you say me, what about you? Did you have anything interesting before? I want to hear from you. ”

"I ...... What could I do interestingly!" Tang Fei said speechlessly.

"Cut, if you don't want to tell me, just say it, damn egg, stinky Tang Fei, just laugh at me. ”

"No, it's not funny, if you want to talk about something like yours, I just remember that when I was four years old, I wet the bed and was beaten by my mother. ”

"Bedwetting when I'm four years old!" Is this funny? Lu Yuqing also did it when she was a child, but she doesn't remember, who didn't wet the bed when she was a child, but she didn't have an impression, and suddenly Lu Yuqing asked again: "What is bedwetting when you're four years old, it's funny when you're fourteen years old!"

"Damn...... Fourteen years old still wetting the bed, that's not funny, it's sick!"

"Giggle...... If there's anything else you're interested in, tell me about it. ”

"Me, that's gone!"

"Cut, you're lying, Tang Fei, you just want to laugh at me, I'm afraid of shaking out your own mess. ”

"It's not really interesting, because when I was six years old, I started to help the family, helping my mother go to the mountains to collect some dry firewood, and at the age of seven I accompanied my brother to chop wood, and at the age of eight I had to carry the burden, and there was really nothing to do, because at that time, I was either studying or helping the family, so there was no wayward fun. ”

"......! Tang Fei, what you said is true?"

"Well, what are you lying about, my family is very poor, and I have been very miserable, and a lot of things have happened later, if I am as naughty as you, and I am willful, and the book is not as good as you read, then how can I be better than you?"

"Giggle...... However, in a person's life, there are few mischievous things, and I really feel that I have no memories!"

"Yes, I feel like I don't have a childhood, and the youth is gone, I don't know when, I'm like an adult, always preoccupied, the only thing that makes me have some young people's memories is the girlfriend I played, when I play with her, I have that kind of young people's memory! haha......"

"the egg, you're talking about other girls! Talk to me, why are you pulling her?"

"To tell you the truth, I really pull, with the baby, I feel like a teenager, and I have a lot of fun!

"What is it?"

"Stupid Yuqing...... It's said that you are a confidante, and without you, I even wonder if I'm a waste, hehe...... With you, not only do I feel very powerful, but also that a girl like you will worship me, like me, and feel ......like me! Speaking of this, Tang Fei also laughed presumptuously, indeed Lu Yuqing gave him too much self-confidence, and also made him really feel that he was very strong, and at school, girls like Xiao Lingling can look down on themselves, and they can despise themselves as a boy who can't get a graduation certificate, even if he thinks that he has the talent to withstand the heavens and the earth, in fact, he is very hesitant, very suspicious of himself, and even sometimes he feels like crazy.

"Huh...... Then you still call me stupid, Tang Fei, you owe a beating, if you are by my side, I will definitely bite you, bite you bastard, always call me stupid!"

"Haha...... The stupidity between friends is actually said when the relationship is good, and the better the relationship, the more they will say that, don't you think?"