Chapter 464: The Divine Comedy That Ruined Childhood
Hearing her mother's voice, Xu Jing couldn't help but be shocked.
She glanced at her own fruit, and at the moment she was like a frightened rabbit, and said uneasily: "Oh no, it's my mother who is back!"
Wang Hao's face was calm, and he said, "I know, my ears are not deaf, I heard my aunt's voice!"
Xu Jing was a little panicked, dragging the quilt and shaking around: "What should I do now, what should I do?"
"Or am I pretending to be stupid?"
Wang Hao glanced at Xu Jing, couldn't help laughing, and said: "You are stupid, you don't have to pretend, you are absolutely true to act!"
Xu Jingxing's eyes widened, and she said angrily: "Get out, you are stupid, your whole family is stupid!"
Xu Jing's mother's voice came out of the living room again: "Jingjing, what are you doing?"
"Mom, I'm not at home!" When answering, Xu Jing still widened her eyes, and she literally opened her eyes and said nonsense.
Xu Jing's mother smiled and said, "Silly girl, how can you answer your mother's words if you are not at home?"
Wang Hao covered his mouth and snickered: "I'll just say you're stupid, you still don't believe it." Now, even your mother says you're stupid, you're definitely your own!"
Xu Jing saw that Wang Hao was making fun of herself, so she pinched her fiercely and said angrily: "Shut up, you can die if you don't speak!"
Mother Xu asked, "Jingjing, who are you talking to?"
Xu Jing's smart eyes blinked in the air and said, "Mom, I haven't woken up yet, I'm talking in my dreams!"
After saying that, she got into the quilt and covered her head with the quilt by the way.
This time, it was Wang Hao's turn to be confused.
In such a scene, how embarrassing it is to meet with the future mother-in-law!
Thinking of this, Wang Hao was also covered with his head, and went directly to the quilt, touching Xu Jing's fair and tender delicate body, crispy and numb, as if electrocuted, that feeling was almost heavenly.
Xu Jing screamed "ah", raised her legs and rushed to Wang Hao to kick the eagle.
Wang Hao was caught off guard and was directly kicked out of bed by Xu Jing's kick.
"Jingjing, what's wrong with you?" At this moment, the door squeaked open, and Mother Xu walked straight in.
Seeing this scene, Wang Hao rolled on the spot and got under the bed.
Xu Jing glanced at the place where Wang Hao rolled down, and said with a little weakness: "Mom, I'm fine, I saw a cockroach just now!"
Mother Xu looked around and asked in surprise: "Ah, cockroaches, no, how can there be cockroaches in our house, Jingjing, are you mistaken?"
Xu Jing was worried that her mother would see Wang Hao under the bed, so she quickly took over the words and said, "Well, maybe I was wrong!"
Mother Xu walked to the bed, gently brushed her daughter's hair, and said, "Jingjing, you are not young anymore, you are still so dishonest when you sleep, you have a good bed, and you slept hard into a kennel!"
Xu Jing nodded, pouted and said, "Yes, kennel!"
As she spoke, she also raised her pink fist and hammered the bed board hard, which shook with a "dong dong" sound.
"Jingjing, I heard your father say that your leg is injured, it's not serious, let your mother take a look!" As she spoke, Xu's mother lifted the quilt.
"Jingjing, why do you sleep without even wearing pajamas?"
Xu Jingqiao's face turned red with shame, and she whispered, "Mom, I'm fine." It's still early, I want to sleep a little longer, you go back to your room and rest!"
Mother Xu looked at her daughter with a strange expression and said, "Okay, you can continue to sleep, I'll go out to buy some food, it is estimated that it will take an hour or two to come out!"
After speaking, she glanced meaningfully at Wang Hao's shoes and turned around and walked out of the room.
After making sure that her mother was finished, Xu Jing knocked on the bed board again and shouted in a low voice: "My mother is gone, get out!"
Wang Hao got out from under the bed and smirked at Xu Jing.
Xu Jing saw that Wang Hao's smile was too cheap, and she wanted to kick him when she raised her legs.
Wang Hao grabbed Xu Jing's fair-skinned ankle with a gentle tug, and said, "My legs are injured, and I'm not honest!"
After speaking, he gently stroked Xu Jing's scallion-white calves, and praised with a sigh of relief: "These long legs are enough for me to play for a year!"
Xu Jingbei clenched her teeth and snorted indignantly: "Hmph, sluts, they men are all sluts!"
Wang Hao glanced out the window and said, "It's dawn, I'll go back first!"
Xu Jing waved her hand at Wang Hao, and said impatiently: "Get out, get out, don't come back in the future!"
"Okay, you're good, I'll get out first!"
However, before Wang Hao could walk to the door, Xu Jing's voice came from behind him.
"Wang Hao, you promised me that you would not leave me again!"
Wang Hao saw Xu Jing's eyes, suddenly moistened, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Jingjing, I'm going to help your father find the murderer, not to leave you, don't cry!"
Xu Jing's eyes lit up and asked, "Really?"
Wang Hao nodded heavily and said, "Well, really!"
Xu Jing stretched out her little white hand and said to Wang Hao, "Then pull the hook!"
Wang Hao was a little confused, he really couldn't understand how girls nowadays like to play such a mentally retarded game.
Did you really respond to those four words: big chest and no brain?
Of course, he could only mumble these words in his heart. must not be put into words, otherwise, Xu Jingmm's mouth will be deflated, and she will cry directly, and her sins will be exposed.
"Okay, retractor!"
"Hang yourself on the hook, you can't change it for a hundred years!"
After pulling the hook, Xu Jing stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes and said to Wang Hao: "You sing me a song and then leave!"
Wang Hao asked, "What song do you sing?"
Xu Jing said word by word: "Conquer!"
This is the song that a certain bastard forced herself to sing when she and Wang Hao met for the first time. Now is the right opportunity, a shame.
Wang Hao was a little embarrassed and said, "Let's change it, how about kissing goodbye?"
Xu Jing's eldest lady came up, pouted and said very stubbornly: "Don't, I just want to listen to conquest!"
Wang Hao still feels a little unspeakable, he is a big man, singing conquest in front of women, what is the matter?
His eyes rolled back and forth, with a sly smile, and asked, "I can't sing conquest, or you teach me?"
When Xu Jing saw Wang Hao with a wicked smile on his face, she knew that he must be deliberately tricking herself, so she snorted and said, "Hmph, if you trick me, I won't be fooled!"
Wang Hao thought for a while and said, "Conquest can't sing, I'll sing you a children's song!"
Xu Jing blinked her eyes and said, "Children's songs are okay!"
Wang Hao saw that Xu Jing was relieved, so he cleared his throat and began to sing.
"Little rabbit, break your legs!"
When singing, he still had a wicked smile on his face, staring at Xu Jing's long legs exposed outside, and couldn't take his eyes off it.
Hearing Wang Hao's childhood ruining divine comedy, Xu Jing was embarrassed, and immediately yelled at him hysterically: "Wang Hao, you slut, get out of me, how far away the sun is, you can get me as far as you want!"