494. The toughest sable cicada in history
In the Taishi's Mansion in Luoyang, there is a man with a frank chest, with a big belly, and it can be said that his arms are more than a woman's legs.
He had a sloppy beard, the beard was like a broom, scattered all over his chest, several beautiful maids were combing his beard with horn combs, and one of them was a good-looking woman, with a smiling face, charmingly snuggled in his arms, untied the Taishi's beard one by one, and then braided it into a braid.
Taishi laughed happily, and this person was Dong Zhuo.
At this moment, a shout came from outside the door: "Taishi, Taishi!
Dong Zhuo stood up excitedly, because the appearance of the red rabbit horse marked that his plan had come, that is, to envelop Lu Bu, this Lu Bu is a horse lover, he is Ding Yuan's righteous son, if he is going to win him over, the meeting gift is indispensable, and the red rabbit horse is Dong Zhuo has been brewing for a long time.
Taishi immediately pushed away the beauties beside him, and strode towards the door: "Where is the red rabbit horse?
But the Taishi came to the door, and his expression of anticipation soon collapsed, where was the red rabbit horse in front of him, it was a bare horse, the horse was tossed by Li Hugo and almost died, at this time he finally came to the capital, his legs were still trembling, and his little eyes couldn't stop looking at Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo froze for a while before he reacted, he pointed at the bad horse and said, "This is ...... Red Rabbit?"
"Yes!" The commander of the escort rubbed his hands and said, "This is what you said, Taishi, 300,000 gold bought a thousand miles from the Western Regions, and it is said that it can travel 800 miles a day and 500 miles at night, and it can run for three days and three nights without eating or drinking!"
The commander blew the sky.
"But it's not red, why is this hair bald......" Taishi said.
The commander had already thought of his words: "That's the case, Taishi...... This horse is pampered, and when it is sent here, it is not adapted to the water and soil, and then it is strained for three days and three nights, and the tendons and flesh of the body will become skin and bones. ”
Taishi's face quickly darkened: "Are you stupid for me?"
Suddenly, the atmosphere stiffened, and people looked over one after another, and the Taishi said: "To be able to become such a king and mung bean horse in three days, you are not only a fool for me, but also for me to be a blind man!
The commander led the horse, and the bad horse's legs trembled, as if it would collapse and fall at any moment, and it was moving very hard, although it had to tremble three times with every step, which made the master frown.
I saw that the commander was sneering and said: "Master, this red rabbit horse has not recovered yet, so the color on this body has not recovered, and if you feed it for a few days, its hair will naturally turn red......
Taishi fell into a long silence, and said slowly: "Chitu is the king of sweat and blood, but it is unruly by nature, according to legend, the black horse under the seat of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, is also like this, in order to subdue it, the overlord actually killed and injured thousands of people to capture the red rabbit horse, and this horse has a very strong temperament, and would rather die than give in, it is impossible to be subjugated by everyone and be controlled by others, isn't this red rabbit rather die than yield?"
As soon as Dong Zhuo's words fell, the bad horse that had been holding on for a long time finally couldn't hold on, and fell to the ground with a plop, and his limbs began to twitch continuously.
Dong Zhuo said: "Stay, he has a noble blood, if he refuses to accept me, he will forcibly feed it grass to eat, crush the forage, and pour it into me!"
"Yes!" everyone led the red rabbit horse to change.
Dong Zhuo had a sad face here, but in the Situ Mansion on the other side, Wang Yun and Wang Situ were now in a long stupor, his eyes were round, he trembled his hands, pointed to the young girl in front of him and said: "Zhang Qianhu, you tell the old man, this woman is Muer Village, Jiuyuan County, Bingzhou County, and the legend is that the beautiful woman Diao Chan descended from heaven to earth?"
Zhang Qianhu scratched his face: "That, that's her ......"
I saw the girl in front of me, three big and five thick, with a long left foot and a short right foot, a pockmarked face like starlight, a body as thick as a bucket, and her hands were comparable to the pillars at the door.
"You tell me, although the old man is old, but he is not stupid! The old man is childless and wants to take that Diao Chan as a righteous daughter, ...... now Bring me this?"
"What, don't be angry, Situ, we also know the origin of Miss Diao Chan, so we ate and drank well along the way, and ate fat...... I'm fat with stretch marks. Zhang Qianhu said.
Old Situ almost spurted blood: "Pregnancy, you are big! The old man wants a daughter, not a pig!"
"Actually...... In fact, Miss Diao Chan lost weight, it was the beauty of the country and the city, and we were all stunned at that time, it turned out that there was such a beautiful woman in the world, but Lord Situ didn't have to worry, it was not difficult to lose weight. Zhang Qianhu smiled.
Wang Situ angrily pointed at "Diao Chan", and he said loudly: "So you say that you are thin?"
It turned out that at this time, "Diao Chan" had gone to the desk and was swallowing the melon seed pastries on the table, almost grabbing a handful, and the few maids next to him were stunned, which was clearly not eating for several days, and it was a starving ghost reincarnated!
Wang Situ resisted the urge to faint, he pointed to the door and said, "Zhang Qianhu, you, you give me out!"
"Hey, hey, retire from my position. Zhang Qianhu was relieved, and immediately turned to leave, and outside the door happened to be another commander, the other party had just returned from the Taishi Mansion, the moment the two looked at each other, Zhang Qianhu shook his thumb, and the other also nodded, everything was silent.
Wang Situ held his cheeks and silently looked at the girl in front of him who might be eating: "Chan'er, from today onwards...... The old man is your father-in-law......"
Originally, Wang Situ planned to buy Diao Chan as a tool to win over Lu Bu, because Lu Bu was young and vigorous and had a sense of justice, but unfortunately he followed the wrong person, and now Dong Zhuo also fell in love with Lu Bu, and he Wang Yun naturally also fell in love with Lu Bu.
Regardless of whether Lu Bu is mixed with Ding Yuan, or with Dong Zhuo, these two people are not good at stubble, and Wang Situ is a right-hand man by his side, so he thought of this man whose martial arts are the best in the whole Luoyang, and even the whole world.
But I didn't want to, I gathered the beauties of the world and wanted to choose the most beautiful girl, but I didn't expect to invite a rice bucket home.
Diao Chan stuffed rice into his mouth and said vaguely, "Got it, Dad, is there anything else?"
Wang Yun was so angry that his beard trembled: "The whole family's food has been eaten for you, and you haven't eaten enough?"