Chapter 671: Do it yourself

"......!" Nima, Tang Fei was instantly stunned by the dead fat man, the shamelessness of this dead fat man is indescribable, if he doesn't remember his kindness, the ghost is willing to make trouble with the dead fat man all the time, it's not because he has helped himself, he has to recognize this love, recognize this brother! But in the face of this kind of brother, Tang Fei also smiled and said: "Lao Tzu only tastes women, is he, men taste men, dead fat man, you are glass, why do Lao Tzu taste you?" I only taste my sister, I only taste women, and only a psychologically twisted freak like you will taste men. โ€

"Haha...... I don't have a twist in my heart, who knows if you have a special hobby!" The dead fat man retorted with a laugh.

"you, get out of here, damn it, you're ugly, it's disgusting to say. โ€

"Lao Tzu is ugly, Lao Tzu is happy, Lao Tzu will go back and crush you, be careful that next time I go to Jiangning, I will give you a Mount Tai to press, Tang Fei, you haven't been pressed for a while, are you floating?"

"...... "This dead pig, he is really cheap, when he was in school, he made trouble with him, and if he didn't agree with him, this dead fat man would come to Taishan to press the top, and a few people in the dormitory were pressed by him and couldn't move, who called his weight here, hey, this dead fat man, that weight, Tang Fei thought, pressed on Li Lili, what did it become?"

Thinking about it, it's a funny feeling, Tang Fei had no choice but to say with contempt for this dead fat man: "Dead fat man, you don't lose weight well, Li Lili is so slim, can you bear your weight? Don't you know how to feel sorry for your future girlfriend? If she is squashed by you, your happiness in the future will be gone!"

"......!" this sentence made a fuss, the dead fat man suddenly hit a few points, although it was a joke, but the weight was too heavy, the girl really didn't like it, for the sake of the beauty, the dead fat man also replied: "Lao Tzu has eaten a little less now, and he hasn't continued to gain weight!"

"You still dare to gain weight, if you get fat again, Li Lili will definitely be squashed by you, how can she be your girlfriend?"

"Roll ......" Speaking of this topic, the dead fat man himself can't cry or laugh, just this kind of slender and beautiful woman, is a little afraid of being pressed by him, but he can not press it, it's no problem to let the beauty press himself, but it seems that this is a little less interesting, when it comes to this kind of cheap topic, the dead fat man is full of energy.

And this slut also said in a thief's voice: "Tang Fei, my boss is also quite fat, and he is also a beer belly, you say, my director is pressed by him, can you stand it? What does it feel like to be pressed by a fat man, will a woman feel included, very secure?"

The sentence "poof......" made a fuss, Tang Fei almost squirted out with laughter, what is it like for a beautiful woman to be pressed by a fat man, you have to ask the beauty herself, is it safe to be pressed by a fat man? This hobby is special!

Tang Fei is not a beauty, how can he know, so Tang Fei also replied badly: "You go and ask your director, ask her if she is pressed by the fat man, is it very comfortable, is she very secure, if so, ask her to let you press it down, how good do you say, right?"

"Haha...... I want to ask the hell too, but I'm afraid that if I ask, I will be kicked out of the company by her, this woman is so tough!"

"It's okay, you are cheeky, just rely on her, fatty, I support you!"

"!" When it comes to this kind of shameless topic, it's much easier to talk to a dead fat man, but to talk about the morality of being a man and the scale of being a man, and talking to a dead fat man about that reason, if you really play the piano to a cow, you will be angry.

But when it comes to beauties, the dead fat man also asked: "Tang Fei, ask you something!"

"Well, you say, I'll listen!"

"You said that Sister JOY has such a good figure, how did it come about? The woman is white and tender, just take good care of it, but the breasts are not well maintained, you say that Sister JOY has had breast augmentation? I feel that her breasts are better looking than women who have done breast augmentation. โ€

"......!" "What's the matter, talk to the dead fat man about his wife, this Nima, Lu Yuqing knows it, will he beat himself to death! In the face of such a shameless fat man, Tang Fei really has a sentence to sell criticism, I really want to scold this fat man to death.

But his wife is all real materials, and what she touches by herself is not silicone, it is his wife's real figure, but this can't tell the dead fat man how his wife's figure is good and how it feels, in the face of this shameless fat man, Tang Fei had to say embarrassedly: "She is from fitness, who is like you think, she has been exercising since she was a child, and she has also learned gymnastics and kung fu." โ€

"Huh...... How do you know? Sister JOY told you?"

"She has a good relationship with my sister, and she has a good relationship with me, how could I not know!"

"......! Tang Fei, I really envy you, with Teacher Yang and Sister JOY taking care of you, no wonder you are so popular. "As soon as I heard that Tang Fei and Lu Yuqing had a good relationship, and when they got close, the fat man was really jealous, even if he felt that Lu Yuqing and Tang Fei had no ambiguous relationship, it was also the first to get the moon near the water!

"Alright...... You, do your thing, and be less envious, jealous, Hate, I'll accompany the baby to play a few rankings in a while, don't talk nonsense with you, and, fatty, you'd better be serious, if you are really good to Li Lili, she is willing to be your girlfriend, perhaps, I will look at your face, give her some opportunities to perform in the company, if you are so nonsense, Li Lili doesn't like you, I can't help, I can only tell you, don't envy the outside of the fancy world, find a favorite one, treat her well, your ability is so much, it's good to do this. โ€

"Know...... Isn't Lao Tzu just chatting casually!, just talk to you casually, you just keep talking about those serious things, and you can't make a joke. โ€

"What kind of joke is not a joke, if you say which woman has a good figure, how is it, it is called a joke, you see a girl with a good figure, you will always think in your heart, this is not a joke, okay! It's like if you watch a small movie and say how the women in it are, it can be regarded as a joke between men, but if you say to the girls around you that girls have some privacy, this taste is different, and I don't understand it when I tell you, anyway, you treat Li Lili well, if she is also wholeheartedly devoted to you, I see if I can give her a chance, help her appropriately, and help you, if you always think about a woman with a better figure, or something else, Li Lili doesn't like you either, then I really can't help, brother, that's all, you can do it yourselfใ€‚ โ€