Just as Zhao Yang was guessing in his heart, a voice suddenly came from his ears!

"Come on, drink it. ”

As soon as the voice came into his ears, Zhao Yang's heart jumped!

Caught off guard, Zhao Yang even breathed sluggishly!

He clearly heard that the "third uncle" was talking to him, not the little girl!

The voice was in his ears, but when the "third uncle" spoke, it was towards him.

As for that little girl, it is not in the same direction as Zhao Yang at this time!

At this time, Zhao Yang's heart was completely suspended!

The other party was obviously talking to him, but he didn't even open his eyes at this time, how did the other party notice that he was awake?

At this moment, the little girl blinked her bright eyes and asked strangely: "'Third Uncle', people haven't woken up yet, are you stupid?"

After saying that, the little girl laughed innocently and coquettishly.

"The third uncle is not stupid. ”

"Third Uncle" smiled and said, "Hey, brother, it's time to get up." ”

At this moment, Zhao Yang suddenly felt a stiffness in his face.

He can't pretend anymore!

But now if he really opened his eyes, it would be too embarrassing!

Isn't this an admission that he's pretending to be asleep?

No, Lao Tzu is still very tired, and he can't get up when he dies!

After paying attention, Zhao Yang simply pretended to be a dead dog.

At this moment, he suddenly heard the third uncle laugh.

Damn, laugh at your sister!

Zhao Yang scolded secretly in his heart, but at this moment, the third uncle suddenly said a word, and almost didn't scare Zhao Yang to pee!

I saw the third uncle say: "Nannan, it seems that this person is dead, you pour this pot of boiling water on him and scald it, kill the bacteria, and then we will drag him out and feed Xiongxiong." ”

"Okay, okay, hey, Bear!" she clapped and laughed happily, and the whole person jumped for joy!

But now, Zhao Yang almost jumped up with her!

In the next second, Nan Nan suddenly said strangely: "Third uncle, didn't you say that he was still saved, but he was tired and didn't die?"

"yes. The third uncle nodded and said.

"That'...... Why is he dead again?" asked Nan Nan curiously.

"Because he wasn't tired to death, but he pretended to be dead. The third uncle sighed.

"How did you pretend to be dead?"

"You pour boiling water on it first, otherwise the water will be cold for a while, and the water temperature will be less than 100 degrees, and there will be no way to completely sterilize it, in that case, Xiong Xiong will have diarrhea after eating." The third uncle said with a smile.

At this time, Nan Nan nodded immediately, picked up the iron kettle with great difficulty, and then walked over to Zhao Yang!

At this time, Nannan is very close to Zhao Yang, and it only takes three or four small steps away!

One-step...... Two-step ...... Three-step ......

Zhao Yang was shocked in his heart, he knew that the third uncle was joking with Nannan, but this little girl didn't think so, she must not have understood the third uncle's joke, so she was serious!

If Zhao Yang doesn't get up again, a pot of boiling water will be poured on his head!

Suddenly, Zhao Yang lifted the quilt and jumped up violently, and then there was a burst of shouting: "Lao Tzu is not dead!"

Zhao Yang jumped three feet high, and hit the roof beam of the house when he boarded, and the roof beam of the house shook for a while, as if it was about to collapse!

Zhao Yang landed on the kang and raised his head to look at the roof in amazement, for fear that he would get into trouble!

In this winter, if the house collapses, it will be stupid!

Fortunately, the roof only trembled for a while, and showed no signs of continuing to collapse.

Zhao Yang retracted his gaze uneasily, and instead fell on the little girl's face.

At this time, the little girl was wearing a pair of big gloves on her hands, and she was struggling to hold the big iron kettle, but her little face was so frightened that she was white!

In the next second, Nan Nan looked at Zhao Yang and said in shock: "Third uncle, he ...... He deceived the corpse......"

I'm going to blow up a fart corpse, I'm not dead at all!

Zhao Yang looked at the "Third Uncle" a little bitterly, and at this time he finally saw what the "Third Uncle" looked like!

This third uncle has thick eyebrows and leopard eyes, and a beard, his face is dark and ruddy, and his overall face looks very rough!

What made Zhao Yang feel that this person was a rough old man was that he was still wearing a dogskin hat on his head at this time!

However, what doesn't match this "third uncle" is that the little girl is completely a Loli, the kind of Loli that is soft and easy to push down, looks very cute!

Seeing Zhao Yang turn his head, the third uncle looked at Zhao Yang and grinned.

Zhao Yang was embarrassed by his laughter, coughed lightly, and said to Nannan: "That, my uncle is not dead, your third uncle lied to you." ”

"Huh?"

The little girl was shocked, blinked her big innocent and cute eyes at Zhao Yang, and asked, "How do you know that his name is Third Uncle Li?"

"What's that?" Zhao Yang didn't react for a moment.

I only heard the little girl face the "third uncle" and said, "Third uncle, it turns out that you have known each other for a long time." ”

At this time, Zhao Yang was even more confused.

He quickly understood what the little girl had said before.

What I just said was "your third uncle", but the little girl heard it as "third uncle Li".

This is just because this old man is actually not the third uncle of the little girl, but he is really called Third Uncle Li......

Zhao Yang suddenly felt that his brain was a little messy.

In these years, there is still an honorific title in the name?

"I don't know him, brother, you said you woke up when you woke up, why do you want to pretend to be dead. After speaking, Uncle Li burst out laughing, and his voice was extremely hearty.

Zhao Yang was embarrassed, and said helplessly: "I don't know what the situation is, how dare I open my eyes, if I remember correctly, I am your prey." ”

"Prey?" Third Uncle Li glanced at Zhao Yang stunned, and then laughed again: "Prey, hahahaha, it's so interesting!"

"What's so ridiculous, didn't you put that trap?" Zhao Yang asked.

"Yes, we put it, and we did it alone. Uncle Li glanced at Nannan with a smile.

At this time, Nan Nan said to Zhao Yang strangely: "Uncle, from the barren mountains and mountains, why did you go there?"

"Chasing. Zhao Yang said helplessly.

At this moment, Uncle Li and Nan Nan glanced at each other, and asked almost in unison, "Chasing the enemy?"

"No, my daughter-in-law was abducted...... Zhao Yang said speechlessly.

At this time, Uncle Li laughed again!

"Why are you so miserable! Your daughter-in-law can be abducted! Hahahaha!"

Third Uncle Li's laughter made Zhao Yang feel even more embarrassed, and he was about to speak, but he found that Third Uncle Li was smiling and laughing, and he actually cried.

"Eh, what's wrong with you?" Zhao Yang looked at Third Uncle Li in a daze.

However, Third Uncle Li was already in tears at this time, looking extremely sad.

"Boy, you and I are actually in the same disease......"

Uncle Li's face was full of tears in the blink of an eye, he pointed to the kang head, and said, "Don't stand, look up at you, I'm so tired, sit down and talk." ”

"Good ......" Zhao Yang immediately sat on the kang when he heard this.

(End of chapter)