"MURRAY SHOW" (ALSO CALLED MURRAY SHOW, ENGLISH MAURYSHO) IS DEFINITELY THE BEST TV SHOW IN THE STARS AND STRIPES COUNTRY IN XIAO PENG'S EYES, AND THERE IS NO ONE.

To put it simply, the content of this show is two words: recognize Dad.

It's no secret that there are many single mothers in the Stars and Stripes, many single mothers are living in poverty, and at this time they need to find the child's father to take responsibility------ pay child support, right?

In the early years, the father of the child could not admit it, but now there is a way to ------ DNA verification.

But it also costs money to get a DNA test, and those single mothers are already living in poverty, so how can they afford to test their DNA? So "The Murray Show" was born: I will help you pay for DNA tests to find a father for your children, and you will have the opportunity to get a reward of 1,000 US dollars. Some men suspect that the child is not their own and will go on the show to test their DNA, of course, this thing must be true, it is not an extra, everyone must sign a legal document to bear legal responsibility.

And then this made the birth of the most wonderful reality show in history: all the women on the show will swear that the child must be a man, cry that they and the man are in love and then be abandoned, the two sides start a wonderful debate, and there are bodyguards on the field at any time to prevent the two sides from fighting. When the two sides were almost scolded, the host Murray finally took out a document with the DNA verification results.

The show is wonderful to a certain extent, and the guests who come are all kinds of things.

For example, some women bring a man to the scene for DNA testing, and after scolding for a long time, the DNA verification results are not right? It doesn't matter, but after a few days, another man will be dragged to the scene, and another one will be delayed。。。。。。

There are also two men who are white, and they gave birth to two blacks; there are also those who dragged a thirteen-year-old boy to have their DNA tested, saying that he is the father of their own children; there are also men who have three children, and they suspect that the youngest is not their own, but after a test, none of them are their own; there are also women who bring two men and say that they were pregnant after the three of them snapped together, but when they were tested, neither of them was the same; there are also ex-boyfriends and current boyfriends who robbed women, saying that her children were their own, and the results had nothing to do with either of them; and there were a pair of fraternal twins, but the two children were not the same father'sThere are also several women who take turns dragging a man to the examination, and finally the women have their children。。。。。。。

After watching that show, I realized that what it means to have three views is ruined.

The best part of this show is that when the host Murray says: 'You are the father of the child' or 'You are not the father of the child', it is really a happy family. It's definitely an extremely toxic and addictive show.

But this show looks at other people's lively behavior, and it depends on his friends on that show, cough cough, Xiao Peng is thinking about whether it is better to break off relations with Wowen, and he can't afford to lose this person.

"What does the woman think?" Xiao Peng finally stopped coughing and looked at Vowen with wide eyes.

Wolfen said with a bitter face: "I wear a condom every time I have a bang with her, and even I am afraid that someone will make a hole in the condom, and I will check it before using it, but I didn't expect that there was such a way, and it was more than two years ago, who can remember it so clearly? But the law doesn't care about this, as long as I am sure that the child is mine, then I will have to pay for it, and she uses this method to force me to comply." This way she can make a big deal out of it, get more attention, and get more child support

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It's no wonder that in the Stars and Stripes country, so many 'flesh and bones' want to sleep with football stars, celebrities, and rich people, and if you have a child, you will have food and clothing for the rest of your life!

In comparison, it is still difficult to find celebrities and rich people to, and most of the players are poor and rich due to their low education, so it is easier to hook up with them and more able to achieve their goals.

Xiao Peng frowned and said, "Then how can you be sure that the child is yours, and she is just your boyfriend?"

Wowen was stunned for a moment, and then said confidently, "Of course." How could he go to another man when he was with a man as good as me?"

Xiao Peng patted Wowen on the shoulder: "Didn't you make a DNA with the child?

Wowen said: "She refuses to test my DNA now, gritting her teeth and wanting to go to "The Murray Show" with me, according to the law of our country, you can't test the DNA of your child without her approval." And I don't want to make a big deal about it, after all, I still have so many commercial endorsements。。。。。。 ”

"You just play ball on the court, and you don't get tired of playing when you get off the court?" Xiao Peng said angrily: "Yes, you give me that woman's information." ”

Wowen didn't know why, but he still gave the information to Xiao Peng, and after writing it, he didn't forget to instruct: "Lion Tiger, can't you really make a fuss about people's lives! I'm just annoying her, not hoping to kill her." ”

Xiao Peng slapped Vowen on the head: "What kind of person am I in your eyes?" He picked up the information and looked at it: "Cheerleaders? Doesn't the NBA explicitly prohibit players from getting involved with cheerleaders?"

Woven sneered, "I can't help it, I can't help it。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng didn't bother to look at him, and picked up the internal phone: "Steward Lin, help bring a sealed bag and a pair of scissors, oh, and the hotel's express envelope." After saying that, he took the phone to the bathroom, made a phone call, and walked back. Steward Lin was already there to prepare a sealed bag and scissors for him.

Xiao Peng picked up the scissors and cut off a handful of hair directly on Wowen's head, put it in a sealed bag, and then put it in the courier envelope and wrote the address on it: "Steward Lin, help me send this email." ”

After Steward Lin left, Wolfen asked puzzledly, "Lion Tiger, what is this for?"

Xiao Peng explained: "I asked my friends in the Stars and Stripes Country to help you find a way to secretly do a DNA test first to see if the child is yours." ”

Warven's eyes widened: "Lion Tiger, it's not legal to do this. ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "The person I'm looking for is not a person who does legal things." "He looked for Di Wei and asked him to arrange someone to do this.

Although Di Wei is now working on the king salmon processing line there, it is still a 'sprinkling' for him.

"I'll give you the answer in a week, and then I'll decide what to do after reading the results, and I'll be able to help you so much. Xiao Peng said lightly. This DNA test requires two tests by different test workers, and it takes about four days to get results.

Wowen nervously asked, "What if it's my child?"

Xiao Peng said: "Then hurry up and pay for it! And if it weren't for your child, you wouldn't admit it! I don't believe that she could keep your J liquid as evidence more than two years ago, if she was making trouble at that time, you don't need me to teach you anything about finding the media to splash dirty water, right?"

Wowen nodded desperately after hearing this.

Xiao Peng said: "I can only help you so much." But you'll have a little more brains in the future

Take care of your crotch!"

"Mmmm, Tiger, I know it's wrong! Wolfen nodded desperately.

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "Look at you like this, why don't you know to be afraid when you play with women?"

Wowen coughed twice and changed the subject: "Lion Tiger, what are you doing on Hong Kong Island?"

Xiao Peng told him about what had happened recently: "So I'm here to pass the time now, and I'll leave when I've had enough." Just took the opportunity to live a corrupt life here. ”

Vowen glanced at the direction of the door: "You are corrupt enough, such a large group of beauties, Lion Tiger, aren't you tired at night?"

Xiao Peng slapped Vowen on the head again: "What are you thinking? That's Gina's employee, Gina wants to start a business!"

"What are you doing here?" asked Warden, who should be introduced to Gina with so many beauties?"

Xiao Peng raised his hand again: "You really don't have a long memory." ”

Wowen covered his head and dodged, "Lion Tiger, I'm kidding!"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Gina opened the door and looked inside: "Dad, are you done talking?"

Xiao Peng asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Gina pointed at Wowen: "I'll borrow Wowen to use it." ”

Xiao Peng was even more puzzled: "What are you borrowing him for?"

Gina explained: "Isn't it too wasteful to let Vovan's influence be so great? Come out and let him be a model, take some photos with my girls, and add a little attention to them, don't you say that traffic is the key to making money now? Now let's improve their fame first, and then I will register Weibo for each of them." ”

Xiao Peng blinked after hearing this: "It's not wrong to do this, I'm afraid that many people will scold these girls and say that they are 'flesh and bones'?"

Gina smiled: "Isn't that the case on the Internet? Yuan Longping has fed hundreds of millions of Chinese people, but no one has scolded him? Isn't Yang Zhenning, the greatest scientist in the world, scolded just because he married a little daughter-in-law? There will always be trolls on the Internet, and the goal is to leave them alone and make money by gaining exposure. ”

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "We can't be like those shameless people who are shameless for money. ”

"Don't worry, Dad, I'm just asking Vowen to take some pictures together. Gina said.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Okay, Wowen, go and be the background card, isn't it your favorite to take photos with beautiful women?"

After hearing this, Wowen tidied up his clothes very stinkyly: "Ahem, don't worry, I'll definitely set off those beauties beautifully." ”

Xiao Peng smiled and went out to see the excitement.

I saw Vowen go out and greet the girls very gentlemanly, but the girls saw him with an indifferent face, just knowing that Gina asked them to take pictures with a man: they were specially trained as models, and taking pictures was a piece of cake for them, with a professional and not embarrassing smile on their faces, but not enthusiastic at all.

Instead of being a little embarrassed, Wowen asked in a low voice, "Lion Tiger, don't they know who I am?"

Xiao Peng was amused, don't say it, it's really like this, these girls are all from Siberia, and many people's TVs at home are still picture tube TVs from decades ago, so what NBA has you watched.

You're still handsome here? Who knows which green onion your black ball is!

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