"Suffocate me...... Ahem...... Huh? Teach ...... Coach: What are you doing, why are you spitting on me?"

If you want to talk about what is a tragedy, Tanaka Black Tiger thinks that no one is worse than him in this year's Asian Games, running a hundred meters with a fart in his mouth, but in the end he overestimated his lung capacity, and finally in front of the finish line, his head was dizzy, and he couldn't bear it, so he fainted.

The gold medal is gone, the silver medal seems to be gone, the bronze medal is gone, and even the last place is almost gone. Obviously, the gold medal was in hand, but because of such a breath, I couldn't hold on, and there was nothing after I fell.

What does it mean to cry without tears? Tanaka's black tiger was finally squeezed out of a mouthful of turbidity, and finally he was not suffocated. But when he woke up, the moment he opened his eyes, Tanaka Black Tiger and the others were stunned again. He saw the coach who whipped him every day, who was trying to train him every day, every night, and was throwing up in his face, spitting out a lot of stains and spilling on his mouth.

I really never expected that the coach would have such a heavy taste fetish, which made him can't help but vomit and spray it on the coach's face.

Can these two people be a little more disgusting?

The surrounding onlookers had already dodged a meter or two away, and when they saw the two of them suddenly vomiting at each other, they were so shocked that they felt safe when they retreated two meters. Some people with poor endurance, seeing such a scene, were so frightened that their faces changed greatly, and their stomachs had begun to gush faintly, and they fled one after another.

On the next day, there may be such a sports news on the news of many countries, a track and field in an island country is one centimeter short of the finish line, and the coach and the athlete confide in each other affectionately after the game?

"I'm going to ask Tanaka what the hell are you doing! How the hell did you faint? You just finished your physical examination yesterday, so there can't be anything wrong with your body!"

Vomiting until there was nothing to vomit, the island coach finally calmed down, returned to the topic, and asked Tanaka Black Tiger what the truth was, and he desperately wanted to know to see if he could apply for a rematch.

"Player No. 23, it's the No. 23 player, he ...... I was forced to faint at the finish line by his fart...... The coach didn't know how bad that fart was, how despicable that guy was! At the first start, he deliberately used the sound of a fart to fake the referee's signal gun, causing me to run away and foul...... The coach, the No. 23 South Baseball player, must apply for a complaint, have his results revoked, and ban him from competing in the future. He...... He, the scum of track and field athletes, was forced to be a shameless villain, and he used such indiscriminate means to interfere with my game. Otherwise, the gold medal this time will definitely be mine!"

"I'm not reconciled! I'm not reconciled at all, I should be the first! I'm the first......"

As soon as this question was asked, Tanaka Black Tiger had a stomach full of bitterness to confide in the coach. I was really unwilling to lose this time, if it weren't for the fart of the hateful southern baseball player, who choked Tanaka Black Tiger, I believe that this championship must be Tanaka Black Tiger.

"Uh...... This one...... Is that really the case?" Although Tanaka Black Tiger is his own student, I believe he will not lie. But the reason explained by Tanaka Black Tiger, the island coach was confused after hearing this, and his eyes couldn't help but show suspicion.

Tanaka Black Tiger, do you dare to make up an even more outrageous reason? This is too much nonsense, isn't it? Use your brain a little and think about it, will anyone believe you like this? I don't even believe your coach, let alone ask someone else to referee the Olympic Committee.

"Really...... That's how it was...... If I'm going to lie, there's no JJ in the future...... Coach you believe me, it's really like that. I took a breath at the start of the race, and there was a gust of wind that blew me and I was all in my nose, and the referee had already announced the start of the race...... So I can only hold my breath and continue to run......" Tanaka Black Tiger He was really anxious, trying to restore his sobriety at that time, hoping that the coach would believe his words. It sounds a little incredible, but it's real, and there's absolutely nothing fictional about it.

"Tanaka, you...... I believe that what is the use of you? It is only useful if the referee believes it? Or, you will explain to the referee in person? See if you can win the chance to replay?" Seeing that Tanaka Black Tiger repeatedly insisted on this kind of, the island coach could only choose to give up.

For a little serious reason, the island coach still wants to fight for it. But the reason provided by Tanaka Black Tiger is really jaw-dropping, and it is hard to imagine that there will be such an outrageous accident in this world.

Tanaka Black Tiger, who was so anxious that he still didn't want to give up the gold medal, turned around and informed the referee of his tragic experience, hoping that the referee would give him a precious chance to replay.

"Hehe! Mr. Tanaka Black Tiger, please respect the IQ of our referee! Now, Mr. Tanaka Kuroro, you don't seem to have reached the end of the line yet, and if you continue to delay like this, I can only declare your results invalid this time. And it will keep a record of your negative competition, whether you can continue to participate in the competition in the future, that's really hard to say!"

The referee stared at Tanaka Black Tiger for two seconds, showed an angry expression, and pointed to Tanaka Black Tiger where he was.

"Huh? I ......"

I rub!

Tanaka Black Tiger was stunned for an instant, and looked at his location, it was really about half a meter away from the finish line. From beginning to end, it has been about ten minutes since the other runners crossed the finish line, and his Tanaka Black Tiger has not crossed the finish line, and his face is suddenly red.

Shame!

As a track and field athlete, Tanaka Black Tiger felt that today was as terrifying as the end of the world.

Rumble!

The audience around him was laughing at this time, and he was so ashamed that Tanaka Black Tiger wanted to find a hole to get into.

If it was Tanaka Black Tiger, he could see that the netizens of the island country were on the forum at this time, it was already full of abuse, and they were all speaking and calling Tanaka Black Tiger to swim back to the island country for seppuku. There is also that stupid coach, who actually spit out with Tanaka Black Tiger, this face is thrown to the whole world, and he should also apologize when he comes back.

There is a huge hope on the Tanaka Black Tiger, counting on the Tanaka Black Tiger to win the championship, snatch the traffic of the Dyeing Ink Live Platform, and defeat the popularity of the Gong Guitar Live Broadcast Room Pang Zhantian and Fang Shirong, when they saw the Tanaka Black Tiger He suddenly fell down and gave up the gold and silver medals, both of them also Simecta on the spot.

Nima's! Who is this playing?

Pang Zhantian had to drop his phone on the spot, and turned away angrily.