Chapter 365: Accident in the Bathroom!
Do that kind of thing?
When everyone heard it, they understood, and it was estimated that it was a pair of men and women who couldn't stand loneliness and staged a passionate scene in the bathroom.
Looking at Lan Yuexiang's flushed cheeks, Tong Lele said with a smile: "Xiao Xiangxiang, you won't peek for a while before coming back." If you see something, tell your sister. ”
"I ...... I didn't have ......"
Lan Yuexiang said aggrievedly, tears rolling in her eyes.
"Okay, Lele, it's not like you don't know that this girl is thin-skinned and makes such jokes. Leng Ruoxi next to her glared at her and took Lan Yuexiang's little hand. "Xiangxiang, I'll go with you. ”
"Don't, I'll go with her, what if you are a cold school flower and clear jade, what should you do if you defile your eyes. ”
Tong Lele smiled and dragged Lan Yuexiang's arm out of the box.
"This girl is deliberately hurting me. ”
Leng Ruoxi shook her head.
——
"I'll go, it's quite loud. ”
As soon as Tong Lele and the two came to the bathroom, they heard a high-pitched 'pig killing sound' accompanied by a crackling sound coming out of the cubicle.
It felt like the floor was going to be lifted.
And some of the waitresses in the hall outside were also red-faced and hid far away.
"I said, how long has this been in. ”
Tong Lele grabbed a fairly handsome waitress and pouted towards the bathroom.
"It's only been three or five minutes since I got in. ”
The waitress said.
"You don't care? How do you get people to go to the toilet, is the bathroom run by a couple of dogs and a man?"
In the face of Tong Lele's dissatisfaction, the waitress was also extremely embarrassed and apologized: "I'm sorry ma'am, they are guests...... It's not in a hurry, why don't you go to the men's bathroom first, I'll help you watch it. ”
"What are you kidding by letting such a pure and beautiful little girl go to the men's bathroom. ”
Tong Lele pointed to Lan Yuexiang next to him.
"I'm sorry, we ......"
"Forget it, I'll catch it!"
Tong Lele didn't bother to grind with her, walked into the bathroom, kicked a few times directly on the door of the cubicle, and scolded:
"I said that you couple of dogs and men can find a good place, you are also interested in this kind of environment?
There was no sound in the compartment, and after only seven or eight seconds, the crackling sound sounded again.
Apparently ignoring Tong Lele's rebuke.
"I went, and I was addicted. ”
Tong Lele was amused and saw a paint bucket next to the front desk in the hall.
When I ran over to take a look, there was less than half a bucket of red paint.
"You brought it upon yourselves. ”
The little witch rolled her eyes, a strange smile appeared on the corner of her lips, and regardless of the waiter's stop, she carried the bucket into the bathroom, and then slammed it upwards.
Whoop -
Some red paint splattered on the door panel, instantly staining the white cubicle door red, and it looked extremely poignant.
More paint was poured inside, causing a couple of men and women to scream.
The door to the compartment opened, and a man and a woman ran out.
The woman's dress is not neat, a white fabric is still on her feet, and she is entangled with high heels, she looks like she is about thirty years old, her face is slightly charming, but her hair and body are stained with a lot of paint, which is quite embarrassing.
The man is short in stature, with small eyes, and facial features that look somewhat obscene.
The zipper underneath was open, revealing a disgusting little bird, almost stained red on top, which looked so comical.
"Yaga Ya Road!!"
The man let out an angry roar.
"Yo, it's a little devil, I said why is it so disgusting. ”
Tong Lele clasped his hands to his chest and sneered.
Hearing Tong Lele's voice, the man raised his head and looked over, and was about to scold, but when he saw the cute face of the other party's kawaii, mung bean's big eyes suddenly bloomed.
Today, Tong Lele is also dressed up quite fashionably.
Wearing a withered yellow T-shirt and a pair of denim cropped pants with a simple and clear design, revealing a slender and smooth leg, the whole person exudes a youthful and warm atmosphere.
The man's gaze scanned from her face to her feet, revealing a lewd smile and muttering a few words of Japanese.
"What kind of bird language is spoken, I don't understand your grandmother, get out of here, or I'll bomb you!"
was stared at by a lewd man, Tong Lele got goosebumps and scolded angrily.
The man frowned, and muttered a word of Japanese to the woman next to him who was wiping paint with a tissue.
The woman glared at Tong Lele fiercely, and said sharply: "Little girl, this is Xiaoquan Yichi, and even the personnel of the visiting mission of this Japanese Treasure Appraisal Conference, you dare to provoke him, this time you have caused a big disaster!"
"What a spring idiot, my aunt calls him a fart, give you ten seconds, get out of here!"
Tong Lele rolled her eyes.
The man, Ichiro Koizumi, spoke a few more words to the woman in Japanese.
The woman's eyes were strange, she looked at Tong Lele and said, "Mr. Koizumi said, as long as you kneel down and lick him clean today, he will not pursue this matter." ”
"Fuck you!"
Tong Lele was stunned for a moment, then he was furious, exploded, and kicked at the crotch of Koizumi Yichi.
"Smack!"
Surprisingly, her foot was grabbed by a hand.
Obviously, the other party is a practitioner.
"Yo Si. ”
Koizumi looked at the beautiful little feet in his hand, the five crystal jade toes peeking out of the purple sandals made his breathing suddenly short, and his eyes released a light of excitement.
In the next second, he actually stuck out his tongue and licked it towards Tong Lele's toes.
Tong Lele was stunned, seeing that the other party's disgusting tongue was about to fall on his cute toes, he hurriedly took out an iron pot from the storage ring and threw it at the other party's head.
"Fuck your mother's dead pervert!"
"Whew-"
The iron pot smashed firmly on the other party's head, but unfortunately because of the small strength, the other party just shook his body and did not let go of her feet.
"Eight Ga Ya Road!"
"Uncle Baga!!"
While the other party was scolding angrily, Tong Lele took out another cup and threw it over.
was dodged by the other party.
Then ashtrays, vases, pillows, beer, and stools were thrown over.
The woman next to her was completely stunned when she saw this scene.
Is this girl a magician?
Where did these things come from.
It's a pity that no matter how much he throws it, almost all of them are dodged by Koizumi Yichi, and occasionally a few are smashed on his body, which is not lethal, but it arouses his anger.
"It's over, the old lady is going to be defiled by this pig. ”
When he touched the storage ring, it was basically empty, and Tong Lele's heart was cold, especially when he saw that the other party stretched out his disgusting tongue again, and his back was even more numb.
Jade Hand casually touched a long cane in the corner of the storage ring.
"Your sister almost forgot about your aunt's weapon. ”
Tong Lele's beautiful eyes lit up, and he hurriedly took out the 'Nightmare Broken Cane' and smashed it towards the other party's head.
However, Koizumi was already on guard, grabbed the cane with his other hand accurately, a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he muttered a few words of Japanese.
I guess there's nothing good to say.
At this moment, a mysterious energy suddenly gushed out from the cane, and it spread down Koizumi Yichi's arm.
Before he could react, the energy surged through his body, and then rushed towards his chrysanthemum.
"Bang!"
With a muffled sound, Koizumi let out a scream like killing a pig, and blood splattered everywhere behind his buttocks.
My whole face hurts and I am deformed!
[PS: Thank you for the rewards of 'too much, stupid' and 'heroes of the world', thank you, Mo Da]