Chapter 302: The Restless Fat Man
"My stomach is full. ”
"I don't want it either, you take it yourself!"
"......!" This domineering eldest lady, helpless, she said don't want it, there is no room for maneuver, yes, it's a waste of money, the pizza is very expensive, okay, don't eat it, Tang Fei had to take out the pizza and make lunch for himself, lunch in the cafeteria, a meal costs almost ten yuan.
In the canteen below the office building, there is an eight-yuan package, a twelve-yuan package, and a fifteen-yuan package.
Back to the seat, hey, as an assistant, I feel quite leisurely, but I am the company's senior management, second-in-command, after all, the branch, there is a general manager, not even the deputy general manager, if Lu Yuqing is not there, some things in charge, if you want to coordinate with the general manager, then you can temporarily act as the general manager, come to the company, less than a month, I climbed here, in the words of the outside, called a step to the sky!
Just after his leisure, he arrived at the company, QQ hung in the computer, and the fat man who was full of food and nothing to do sent a photo to himself, and it was a photo of his director, this bastard, it's a candid maniac, the dead fat man sent a photo over, and then asked: "Tang Fei, look at my director, is it a bit like the uniform of a small Japanese movie, a certain female president or something." ”
"Puff......" Tang Fei almost teased the fat man with a mouthful of old blood, this bastard is too capable of making trouble, she is the director, wearing a blue suit, with a short skirt, black stockings, a white-collar professional suit, and just in a meeting, leaning against the door of the conference room, slender beautiful legs, crossed there, small Japanese movies, this kind of uniform, often has this picture, and it is a certain female president or something.
"Fatty, what the hell are you, don't work hard, just make trouble there, Lao Tzu wants to report you!"
"You have the ability to report it to my company! Slut, Lao Tzu will give you benefits, and you will report me. ”
Welfare is a fart, no matter how welfare, Tang Fei feels that he will not be able to control himself, Lu Yuqing's dead goblin is in the office, the feeling of kissing her yesterday, Tang Fei still remembers it vividly, what is it, if he continues to make trouble, he will really not be able to control it, now, looking at Lu Yuqing's delicate little mouth, Tang Fei has an inexplicable impulse, the thief still wants to kiss her for more than ten minutes, or even kiss for an hour, Tang Fei is willing, that delicate little mouth, slippery, tender, warm, it tastes really comfortable, this dead fat man is still making troubleIt's the rhythm of wanting to die by yourself!
Lest the dead fat man be restless, Tang Fei was also depressed and said: "Dead fat man, you have less spring, wait a minute, I will sum up with the female accountant of my company to see which beauty is good to introduce to you, what are you, the work is not good, it is not good to help you find a good one, the current women, picky and fatal, no money, are not looked down upon." ”
"Damn, rich, you can't find a girlfriend, you're not talking nonsense!"
"That's it, look at you, you have a little talent, work hard, don't do those messy things, you don't have the ability, you can make a fart there. ”
"Tang Fei, you, Lao Tzu is tired and tired of working for others, that's not like being treated like a dog by the boss, lazy, and comfortable, these days, the company is much darker than the school, Lao Tzu works hard to be a fart. ”
"Gotta ...... I won't tell you, I'm still busy, just now I met my company's accountant, asked about helping you find a partner, she wants to introduce you to the business department, there are two or three single beauties over there, very beautiful, haha...... Fatty, do you want to soak them?"
"Beautiful, how beautiful? Compared with Yang Ying, who is more beautiful. ”
"...... Fatty, do you really want to eat swan meat like a toad, more beautiful than my sister, that's all at the school flower level, you are fat, you think your fat meat can really become a muscle like Schwarzenegger, if you can turn the fat on your body into a muscle like Schwarzenegger, Lao Tzu will introduce you to such a beautiful one, although your brain is a little stupid, but a body of muscles, can still give some beauties a sense of security. ”
"you, you're stupid!"
"Haha...... Lao Tzu is stupid, Lao Tzu can soak my sister, you are not stupid, why are you still single?" Tang Fei said.
"you, God knows if Yang Ying is blind and has fallen in love with you as a stuffy man. ”
"Haha...... If you are jealous, you will be jealous, my sister is really my girlfriend, haha...... "Tang Fei is also really happy, he can't help but get up with the fat man, who is called Tang Fei in this life, the most suffocating thing is this, anyway, as an assistant to the general manager, Tang Fei doesn't feel so happy, in terms of career, Tang Fei still sees it quite lightly, but chasing Yang Ying as his girlfriend, it can't be said to be happy, the whole person is excited.
"...... Yang Ying really agreed, did you confess to her?"
"Well, my sister was shopping with me yesterday!"
"...... Do you want to go to the movies, ask her to watch a horror movie, and then when she is afraid, she shrinks into your arms, and you can also take the opportunity to hug her, kiss her, and pretend that you are very manly, right?"
"Fuck off, I'm not so obscene, I just go shopping and eat together. ”
"Yes, you stuffy SAO, don't pretend to me, don't and say you don't want to kiss her!"
"I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'll ask the general manager for some information about our company's unmarried female staff, and I'll choose it for you later, see which one you like!" Tang Fei also felt that the dead fat man was a little boundless, he fell in love with his sister, it was very pure, but he wanted to do obscene things, and he was brought by him, and when he was really so obscene to his sister, it would be embarrassing, haha...... In fact, I also want to find some kind of small situation, and then have some intimate contact with my sister, who calls himself a man, thinking about certain things, and I feel that my sister shy shrinks into her arms, and then lets herself kiss, that feeling...... Why does it seem to be very cool!
Embarrassing, still working, serious, he's serious, serious, can't learn so obscene from a dead fat man.
"...... Tang Fei, you are amazing, since you can ask the general manager for the information of the company's personnel, don't you know that the personal files of employees cannot be disclosed?"
"Am I as stupid as you? Find the above photo to show you, can't you envy it? But if you choose, people may not be able to choose you, you look at it yourself, and then compare the fat on your body, see which one you can soak, and then introduce you, if you want to eat swan meat, you don't know how much you weigh, then you get out." ”