Boss!" "Xiaoqiu stood on the 'Vladimir' and waved to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng beckoned to him and motioned for him to dock the boat to the shore.

He still didn't resist the temptation of Qian Congcong, anyway, it still takes time to make those small boats, and he drove directly from Mokpo to Incheon, and from Incheon to Seoul, and had a good time.

He received a call from the shipyard and told him that the ship was ready, but it was not possible to transport it back by the "Aralei", so he called Chiliam again and asked Xiaoqiu to take the "Vladimir" to transport the ship back. By the time Xiao Peng arrived from Incheon back to Domokpo, the 'Vladimir' had not yet arrived, and they had to go through the formalities of visa and ship departure, and he waited here for a day, and Xiaoqiu and they arrived here in the evening.

"Boss, why are you and Wang Hu alone? Didn't you say that Qian Congcong was with you? I heard that there are a lot of beauties, and we came to see them. Xiaoqiu stopped the boat and walked off the boat, looking at Xiao Peng and Wang Hu, so he asked curiously.

Xiao Peng was happy when he heard this: "Don't mention it, that stupid fork, isn't Mengzi a father? He didn't say that he wanted to prepare a big gift for Mengzi, so he asked one of his assistants to go to the Stars and Stripes Country to get a gift." Fortunately, as soon as his assistant arrived in the Stars and Stripes, he had the customs detain him. He had no choice but to go to the Stars and Stripes Country to get people. ”

"What's the matter?" asked the hillock, puzzled.

"Let Wang Hu tell you, I feel ashamed!" Xiao Peng motioned for everyone to get off the boat, after all, there was still work to be done on the island, and this time he didn't come out to fish. So there weren't many people coming this time, there were eight people in total.

Wang Hu said with a smile: "That stupid fork is a two-dimensional fan of the Wa Kingdom, and I like to watch an animation called "Fairy Tail", you may not know, it is the kind of big-breasted beauty." ”

Xiaoqiu glanced at Wang Hu: "I'm not so old-fashioned, okay?" I know this cartoon, what kind of magic is it, what kind of dragon, what's the problem?"

Wang Hu laughed and said: "That stupid fork mobile phone screensaver is a photo of a few girls wearing swimsuits inside, but it was seized as a 'child-lover' when passing through the customs of the Stars and Stripes country, and when I checked it, there were still a bunch of such photos in the mobile phone, and now it's okay, and it's locked up directly." So Qian Congcong went to get people. ”

Xiaoqiu and the others laughed when they heard this, this is really a stupid X behavior.

On the side of the Stars and Stripes, the protection of children is taken to the extreme (and there is no tolerance for child crimes), and shoujo manga like the Wa Kingdom belong to children in the Stars and Stripes. Just like so many female characters and skins in LOL, when have you ever seen the bear girl 'Annie' out of the swimsuit skin?

All people who go to the Stars and Stripes have to think about the contents of their mobile phones when they go through customs, and it is possible that a child's expression will become a reason for repatriation------ in short, it is better to stay away from things related to children, even if it is a two-dimensional world.

(Ahem, it suddenly remembered a funny thing, as we all know, it is legal to become - human - erotic in the country of stars and stripes, but there was once such a thing, a man flew on a plane, and then found a lot of love action movies in his laptop.) These movies are supposed to be fine, but several of them went wrong, and the customs officers suspected that they were made by minors, so they arrested the person directly. Later, after the actress who filmed those movies found out, she testified in court in person, proving that she was already an adult when she filmed this movie, but she just had a baby face. Finally, ahem, fans can get close and intimate with idols, and the actress of the love action movie also became popular by the way, because the exposure of this matter has increased significantly, and it has been in the headlines ------win-win)

It was already getting late, and it was too late to get the boat now, so it happened that they had traveled hard along the way, so they would first pick them up, rest for the night, and take the boat back home tomorrow.

Xiaoqiu was a little disappointed: "Boss, don't you know, for who came here, the island almost broke his head, I heard that you met Qian Congcong here, and a group of Internet celebrities are here, many of our brothers on the island have nothing to watch the live broadcast, and I want to see what these Internet celebrities are like in reality." ”

Wang Hu answered his question, only to see him take out his mobile phone and turn the page by page to open the album: "Come on, come on, show you this, this is a photo of the Internet celebrity on the Internet, this is a photo in reality, can you recognize a person?"

Xiaoqiu and others looked around Wang Hu's mobile phone, and the more they watched, the more disappointed they became.

"No, the girls Qian Congcong led by his side shouldn't be bad, right?" asked Xiao Qiu puzzled.

It's okay that he didn't ask, but after asking, Wang Hu laughed: "The few people he brought this time are all new hookups, tsk, that's all kinds of wonders, I added WeChat to a few of them, I'll show you! Come on, come on, look at this." Wang Hu took back his mobile phone and opened WeChat, and opened a girl's friend interface: "Look at this." ”

Xiao Qiu and the others leaned over, and inside was a photo of a girl with a nine-square grid, plus a lot of text, Xiao Qiu simply read it out: "'Global survey shows that 99% of women in the world want to receive cosmetics or jewelry in 520, instead of teddy bears, chocolates or roses and the like, on this day, foreign men will buy expensive and exquisite gifts for their female companions to have a romantic candlelight dinner, while Chinese men send their female companions with cheap gifts." ’”

After reading it, he blinked: "Is this guy missing a string in his head? If you want an expensive gift, just say it, and even pull a foreign man? Want to go to a foreign man's bed and want to be crazy, right? This '520' is a homonym for 'I love you', a foreigner has a fart 520? Do they speak Chinese?"

Hearing his words, everyone laughed.

Wang Hu finally stopped smiling and said, "There is more, and there is more! I'll find you another one." After speaking, he opened another girl's circle of friends, and flipped through it for a long time: "Look at this!"

Xiaoqiu and the others took the mobile phone, and the familiar nine-square grid photos were accompanied by text, including various seascape photos, and a back photo of a beautiful woman wearing a bikini practicing yoga on the beach. Xiaoqiu took his mobile phone and read: "The long-lost holiday has finally arrived, and I finally came to Melbourne, where I have been thinking about it, practicing yoga on the beach with no one in the heat of thirty or forty degrees, being caressed by the July sun, and enjoying the heat wave of Australia。。。。。。 I used to spend the summer shopping in Tokyo, but now it's nice to visit the beach once in a while。。。。。。 Damn, isn't this girl stupid?"

Wang Hu laughed and said: "Who said it wasn't? I really wanted to ask her at the time, didn't she study geography? In Melbourne in July, everyone wore a big cotton jacket and cotton pants, how could she practice yoga on the beach in a bikini? Another said that she was too happy to travel to Tokyo, but she couldn't get jet lag when she returned home. The difference between Tokyo and China is only an hour, and the time difference is a fart, alas, looking at the bright clothes one by one, my brain is urinating?"

Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's not surprising at all, the entry threshold for the Internet celebrity anchor industry is too low, so anyone can come, just look good, and learn a fart knowledge?"

"Then why did Qian Congcong bring some of these goods with him, aren't you afraid of being embarrassed?" asked Xiao Qiu curiously.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "For him, such a woman is the most suitable, he only looks at money with a short vision, and he can do anything if he has money." And Qian Congcong is not bad for money, and he comes and goes as soon as he is called, and he does not have to take responsibility. ”

Wang Hu said: "This time the boss came back to get the boat, and several chicks had to follow along, and they would annoy the boss to death." ”

Xiaoqiu was puzzled: "Didn't you say, 'Just give money, come and go as soon as you are summoned'?

Xiao Peng looked helpless: "Who made me rich, handsome, and simple?"

The crowd looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

"Uh-huh, the boss is right. "It's still time to shoot when it's time to make a sycophant。。。。。。

However, after eating, there was a small disagreement among the group. Xiao Peng wanted to go to the steam curtain to sleep for a night, but when the hillocks knew that there was no 'big health care' in the steam curtain, the little eyes began to come alive. Straight to Wang Hu's eyes.

Why didn't Xiao Peng know their careful thoughts? But he didn't care about this, he just told them to pay attention to safety------ after all, although the plastic surgery industry is developed, it is still illegal in theory, isn't it?

In the end, a group of them followed Wang Hu's ass to have fun, after all, Wang Hu has been here for a long time and is more familiar with this place.

Xiao Peng himself, on the other hand, was walking on the streets of Mokpo, and he was going to walk to the house to rest and rest. It's also quite interesting to walk in such a plastic surgery town.

In other words, the security of the plastic surgery country is much better than Xiao Peng imagined, but after all, this is a sparsely populated city, don't look at the sky now, but there are no pedestrians on the streets. It's nice to walk on such a quiet street.

But he didn't go far, a scream cut through the quiet night, Xiao Peng turned his head, the sound came from the alley next to him, and then there was a quarrel, listening to the sound of more than one person, but like a group of people.

Xiao Peng didn't understand what they were about 'Aceba' and 'Smecta', it looked like a family was arguing.

Alas, why are these plastic surgery Chinese people so hot-tempered? Haven't you heard of 'family and everything is prosperous'?

Xiao Peng was just about to leave, when suddenly a Chinese voice came from the alley: "Let go of me!

"Huh?" Xiao Peng stopped. This voice。。。。。。 How is it familiar?

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