Chapter 919: You're Taking the Opportunity to Blackmail!
Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others.
Since he has taken other people's 'diagnosis money', he naturally has to keep his promise to treat the children of several families, and he must be honest in doing business, after all, maybe these guys may become his customers in the future.
Therefore, Su Can happily vacated the arsenal in the barracks, intimately spread a few rows of Chase bunks on the ground, and then directly stuffed more than a hundred 'sick numbers' sent by several families, both men and women.
Which of these people is not the son of the family, the eldest and the eldest lady, in the family, it is the treatment of fine clothes and fine food, when has it been treated like this?
And...... They are paid for the consultation, not to mention the treatment of a five-star hotel, why do they also need a separate bed and bathroom, right?
But in the end, it was the most humble bunk, and both men and women were savagely stuffed into the bed that was only about fifty centimeters wide, and a string of men and women were crowded together, almost like canned sardines.
So even if everyone knew that the surname Su was not easy to mess with, they still couldn't help but shout to express their dissatisfaction, of course, Su Can directly ignored it, he was very busy now, busy counting all kinds of 'diagnosis fees' sent by various families.
After a long time, a group of people sadly found that there were no people at all, and in the end, they could only die when their mouths were dry.
As long as they can be cured, they don't have to be paralyzed on the ground like a pile of rotten flesh, and they admit it.
Thinking like this, some heartless people have begun to greet each other......
"Ouch, isn't this the third eldest of the Ding family, you also won the bid?"
"Haha, who should I be, the little cub of the Cai family, you are here too, happy and happy!"
“……”
"Hey, you're also playing King Pesticide Wow? What rank? Only silver? You weak chicken, come on, let the master platinum rank abuse you for 300 rounds......"
It was mixed with the screams of the woman: "Wow, rascal, why are you touching my breasts......"
"Ouch, the three young men of the Qin family are molesting the women of the Ding family in broad daylight, haha...... Three less, how does it feel?"
"Alas, the little lotus shows its sharp corners, and the two jujubes on the poached egg ......"
"The surname is Qin, the old lady fought with you!"
“……”
The temporary ward was lively for a while, and a group of people suddenly felt that it seemed quite fresh for more than 100 people to be crammed into a room of about 100 square meters.
And at the time of this chaos, a timid voice suddenly sounded: "Words...... I want to go to the toilet and relieve myself, what's the matter?"
So the temporary ward, which was originally noisy like a vegetable market, suddenly became strangely quiet, making the young man who opened his mouth look like a little white face, and his little face was white, I don't know if I said the wrong thing, so I shrank my neck resignedly: "What's that...... I think I can put up with it. ”
Is this a matter of forbearance?
A group of people have fried the pot, you must know that after they took the damn elixir, they all collapsed on the bed like living dead, eating, drinking and Lazar have to be served, this person has three urgency, maybe it will be their turn......
Isn't this neat? Isn't it possible to pull the crotch?
And...... I don't know if this thing is contagious, as the little white face fell, after a while, some people suddenly felt a little urgent, including some female compatriots, so that they were instantly discolored.
And with the passage of time minute by minute, the group of people holding urine is constantly expanding, all of them are blushing and looking at each other left and right, but they have no intention of chatting and farting, and they can't just ask:
"Yo, you're holding your pee too?"
"yes, yes, what a coincidence......"
"Take you to hold your urine and fly ......"
At this moment, a group of people only hoped that the person surnamed Su would appear quickly, but the person surnamed Su was never found.
Time passed little by little, and just when they were at a loss, the curtain at the door was lifted, and then in everyone's eyes, Su Can finally entered the room with a smile amid everyone's thousands of calls.
"I want to go to the toilet!"
"I want to pee!"
"No, I'm going to pee, I'm going to ......"
“……”
At this moment, a group of people can't take care of the image, it's better than peeing in the crotch, right?
Compared with the urgency of a group of people, Su Can looked unhurried: "Go to the toilet? Ouch, look at my memory, how can I forget this stubble? You are being suffocated, right? Alas, you are too, why don't you shout? Of course, I can't hear you even if you shout through ......your throat."
“……”
A group of people were dumbfounded, but seeing that Su Can was still chattering, a group of people suddenly had the urge to incarnate as a supreme treasure and beat Tang Seng violently.
Your uncle, you can die if you don't talk too much.
Finally, Su Can's tirade ended, and then he turned to the topic: "What's that...... I'm going to call the soldiers in and take you to the water, but ......"
Su Can's words changed: "Everyone is always embarrassed to let the soldiers of the family serve you for free, right? After all, people don't owe you anything......
"What do you mean?" A group of people didn't know if they were holding their brains, and their brains were a little sluggish at the moment.
Su Can couldn't help rolling his eyes, these canaries really don't understand human feelings.
So, Su Can said very bluntly: "10,000 urine per person, 20,000 feces per person, small business, no credit." ”
"Damn, are you robbing money?"
A group of people were directly excited, and their urine was about to be scared out.
In the face of the excitement of the crowd, Su Can still smiled harmlessly: "Look at what you said, how can you grab money so quickly?"
"You...... You're taking advantage of the opportunity to blackmail!"
"Ouch, you can see this?" Su Can said with an embarrassed face, "Of course, I am still very humane, I told you earlier that this is the deluxe version, and if you have enough money, you can enjoy yourself...... Kindness...... If you think the deluxe version is expensive, you can also give everyone the Huimin version. ”
"Huimin version?" The originally sad and angry group of guys couldn't help but be stunned, and then looked forward to it.
To be honest, in order to save them this time, the family has made a lot of money, and it is a little bit to save a little, but I don't know what the civilian version is?
In the expectant eyes of a group of people, Su Can took out an object, but when everyone saw it, their faces were green, and that thing was an adult diaper!
"Super absorption, ultra-thin and ultra-breathable diapers, only 1,000 yuan a piece, is a must-have artifact for you to be paralyzed in bed at home. Su Can said hard, "One piece of top five pieces, to ensure that your PP is dry 24 hours a day, and my mother no longer has to be afraid of your red PP." ”
I'll it!
A group of people listened to this magical advertising slogan, their faces were distorted, and then the thought of them holding an adult diaper in their hands made them creepy when they thought about it......
Moreover, the cost of this adult diaper is only one or two yuan, and this product is directly priced at a thousand yuan, you are not black-hearted!
"What's the matter, everyone is not satisfied with this thing?" Su Can's eyes narrowed, and the smile on his face was also closed, "Then only the last civilian version is suitable for you?"
"And what is the civilian version?"
A group of people couldn't help but look forward to it, and they saw Su Can roll his eyes: "Pull the crotch directly." ”
"Uh......"
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