Chapter 1123: The Story of Neurosis

Huo Wenyao said that as long as he doesn't blow the air conditioner, he won't have problems with his stomach.

At the beginning, Pang Zhantian really believed it. However, when I sat down in the narrow economy class seat, my butt was not even hot, and I heard the familiar voice next to me again, and my mind suddenly collapsed.

Pang Zhantian really had the urge to raise a knife to kill Yang Xinyu at this time, he really shouldn't have let Huo Wenyao use the poison called a kiss to open a chrysanthemum, the sequelae were too terrifying. This guy didn't even tell him earlier that he had such disgusting sequelae, so Pang Zhantian wouldn't take the same flight as Huo Wenyao if he said anything.

There are still more than two hours on the plane, but how can people endure it? It's too torturous!

"Pang Shao, what's wrong with you? Looking at the stewardess's buttocks, can you still see a nosebleed? It's really admirable! Pang Shao, how long have you not seen a woman? When you return to Yangcheng, I'll introduce you to a few beauties? Hehe!"

Huo Wenyao was actually trying very hard to suppress the gas in his body, slowly releasing it little by little, so as not to shock the world and scare the passengers next to him. However, it seemed that he couldn't hide Pang Zhantian next to him, Huo Wenyao was embarrassed, and suddenly saw two bloodshots flowing out of Pang Zhantian's nostrils, and immediately changed the topic to Pang Zhantian and him.

"Huo Shao, what are you kidding? What female celebrities in my company don't have? I play double flying every day three hundred and sixty-five days a year, and I can still do it without repeating, believe it or not? How could I have a nosebleed just looking at a flight attendant's buttocks...... It's really bloody...... How can my nose bleed? It must be, I have been unaccustomed to the water and soil in Jianghu City recently, and I am a little angry...... Give me a tissue, I'm going to plug my nostrils......"

Pang Zhantian sneered disdainfully, he thought it was Huo Wenyao joking with him. As a result, when I reached out and touched it, I found that my nose was really bleeding, and I was shocked.

What kind of unaccustomed and hot water, it is just Pang Zhantian's nonsense, and it is impossible to be as Huo Wenyao said, watching the flight attendant have nosebleeds. What Pang Zhantian was most worried about was that Huo Wenyao's fart was poisonous, which stimulated Pang Zhantian's nose to bleed. In this way, it is a dog, smelling a fart and smelling nosebleeds, Pang Zhantian feels that he can also apply for Guinness Records.

"I have paper, give it! Brother, your family runs an entertainment company, do you know a lot of celebrities?"

As soon as Pang Zhantian's words fell, Huo Wenyao didn't react, but a hand next to him reached over, handed over a tissue, and asked curiously.

"Of course, my company basically monopolizes more than 50% of the stars in the Chinese entertainment industry...... Uh? Why am I telling you this? But thank you so far! What kind of eyes do you have? Doubt is doubt, I am not obligated to explain to you, you love to believe it. ”

Pang Zhantian also paid more attention, took a paper towel that was a little wrinkled and a little yellow, and plugged it into his nostrils after opening it in half. This can not only stop the nosebleed, but more importantly, it can also isolate Huo Wenyao's poisonous fart. The person next to him inquired about Pang Zhantian's situation, which immediately made Pang Zhantian vigilant.

"Hehe, I'm just asking casually, I don't mean anything else. Judging from your clothes, it can be seen that you are both rich people, and the clothes you are wearing are probably no less than 30,000 yuan, right?" Sitting next to him was a man in his thirties, wearing red sunglasses, with a goat's beard, thin, and his face looked a little yellow. opened his mouth to speak, and showed two rows of yellow teeth, no matter how he looked at it, he felt a little disgusting.

"Ahem! That's right, we're here to experience life. I'm not afraid of this big brother's jokes, we have never taken economy class since we were children. On a whim, I was curious about what the economy class experience was like, so I asked the flight attendant and said that we were going to change seats with the two passengers just now. Huo Wenyao wouldn't tell others that he and Pang Zhantian were driven over, but pretended to be forced to say.

It's an exaggeration to never sit in economy class since I was a child, but it's true that I rarely sit in it, and if I can buy a first-class cabin, Huo Wenyao will choose first-class so that I won't take this kind of cramped and narrow economy class.

"Well, yes, but this economy class doesn't look very good, it's so cramped, I can't stretch my legs, and I don't want to try it next time." Pang Zhantian also complained cooperatively, after the nostrils were plugged, it felt really a lot. It's just that the smell of this tissue doesn't smell good, and it smells a little strange, but it smells a lot better than Huo Wenyao's fart.

"Then it seems that I haven't looked away, you two are rich second generations, otherwise it would be impossible to even endure this bit of hardship. To be honest, I can't get used to you being a scumbag who always likes to fuck other people's women because of the money in the family! That cheap woman, when she saw that someone was rich, took off her pants and pasted them upside down, do you say you are angry?"

However, the yellow-toothed man didn't care much about Huo Wenyao and Pang Zhantian's pretense, but he was talking to Huo Wenyao and them, as if he was talking to himself, and his luck in speaking seemed to be starting to be a little excited.

"Psychopathy! Your wife was slept with by someone else, what does it have to do with us? It's not us who slept with your wife!" Pang Zhantian frowned, and began to feel that this person's spirit seemed to be a little abnormal. I secretly screamed in my heart that I was unlucky, how could I sit next to a neurotic person and listen to him complain.

"Hehe! We're not angry at all, we should be asking yourself if you're angry, right? Big brother, we don't know you well, and your family's affairs have nothing to do with us. Huo Wenyao was also displeased, thinking that this person was really sick and saying these inexplicable words!

It's obvious that you don't have the ability to do it yourself, and you look so ugly, what the hell is your wife if she doesn't run away with others. Huo Wenyao sneered secretly in his heart, and as soon as he turned his head, he didn't want to pay attention to this person. Ouch, what's going on with this belly, how is it a belly of fart, it seems like it can't be put out? It's so annoying! It's all because of that dead shemale, if it weren't for him, how would I be in this miserable state now?

"Don't get excited, I'm not targeting you alone, I know you haven't slept with my wife! My wife doesn't really like greasy men like you, she prefers stronger men. Let me tell you, my wife is really beautiful, the most beautiful woman in the world. We have been childhood sweethearts since childhood, going to kindergarten together, elementary school together, and middle school together...... We've been on swings together, we've picked up birds' eggs together, we've been in the sea together, we've been on a plane together......"

The yellow-toothed man ignored Huo Wenyao and Pang Zhantian's reactions, and was still talking, telling his own story. There was also a happy smile on his face, as if he was reminiscing about his previous happy times.

"Wait!What did you fight with your wife?Please make it clear, you two are quite open!" Pang Zhantian originally didn't want to pay attention to this man who suspected of having a nervous disorder, but when he suddenly heard him say this, he couldn't help but interrupt and asked. Whether this person is insane or not, it seems that there is really such a thing.

Poof! Huo Wenyao was also so shocked that he couldn't hold back a loud fart, and he couldn't control it. He hurriedly looked around and found that no one had noticed him, so he was secretly relieved.

"What kind of plane do you think we can fight? Naturally, it's the kind of plane you think...... My wife is really beautiful, don't believe me I took out my wife's picture to show you, it's a hundred times more beautiful than the flight attendant here. But I warn you, you can only look at it, and you must not hit my wife's attention. Look, isn't it beautiful, are you amazed?" The yellow-toothed man snorted softly, not very happy to be interrupted by his memories. Seeing the suspicious eyes of Huo Wenyao and Pang Zhantian, he immediately took out a photo from his wallet and showed it to them.

"Ahh......h

"Really...... Beauty, peerless beauty. Brother, you're so nice...... Don't worry, we swear to God that we will never have the slightest crooked thought of our sister-in-law!"

Huo Wenyao and Pang Zhantian glanced at the photo slightly, and they were so frightened that their pants almost fell off and slipped off the seat, almost shouting a ghost!

What kind of beauty is this? If this is a beauty, then the sow is a beauty. This person really has a problem with his brain, the woman in the photo has a bloody mouth, the nostrils are facing the sky, and there is an inexplicable kingly domineering look in her eyes, and she also has to show two rows of big yellow teeth. When I met the woman in the photo on the street this night, I was afraid that anyone who was a little less timid would be scared.

But then again, the woman in the photo and the yellow-toothed man next to her are really a bit of a husband and wife, quite a good match. Maybe this is the so-called lover's eyes, but this is definitely not in line with the aesthetics of Huo Wenyao and Pang Zhantian, and I believe it will not be in line with the aesthetics of the people in the world today. Marrying such a safe wife and being cuckolded, then you really have to reflect on yourself.

"Hmph! Look at your eyes, and the tone of your voice, it is clear that you don't believe that my wife is a beauty, right? You know a ball, today's women either rely on makeup, or go to Nanbang for plastic surgery, how can they be compared with such a pure natural beauty as my wife? I don't know how many streets are better than those vulgar women, and my wife plucks a hair casually, and she is 10,000 times stronger than those vulgar fans! Forget it, I can't understand this to you, in short, my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world, ancient and modern. Who's not convinced? Ouch, where did I say just now? It seems like talking about the plane together, right? I'll tell you ...... then."

"In the past, we were really simple, and we both loved each other deeply. Even if we only have half a piece of tofu in a meal, we can still eat very happily, as if eating a full banquet of the Manchurian and Han people. However, on such a day, it was at that hot noon, a stupid hanger who claimed to be rich in his family and ran an entertainment company, he passed by our door, and the result was to see my wife. He was amazed by my wife's peerless appearance on the spot, stared at my wife for half an hour, and finally made an excuse that he wanted to praise my wife as a star and become the most popular singer in China!"

The yellow-toothed man said coldly, as if he had already seen through the deep thoughts of Huo Wenyao and Pang Zhantian. For some people who doubt the beauty of the yellow-toothed man's wife, Huo Wenyao is not the first, and I believe it will not be the last two.

The yellow-toothed man smiled with contempt with great confidence, and sneered in his heart, vulgar!

"And then your wife ran away with the man? What's that man's name? Tell me about it, maybe I'll really know him?"

Pang Zhantian listened to the story told by the yellow-toothed man, and felt that there really seemed to be such a thing, except that his aesthetics were not quite right, he didn't look like a psychopath. However, there is one point that Pang Zhantian has a huge suspicion in his heart, that is, the yellow-toothed man mentioned that the person who dug his corner and ran an entertainment company like Pang Zhantian at home. If that person had such an eye, Pang Zhan naively doubted how that person's entertainment company could survive in Huaxia.

"His surname is Pang, I don't remember his name, how can I remember his name like this scumbag? His name just dirties my brain and pollutes my memory! That day I found out that this pair of dog men and women actually took advantage of me to go to work, and they got together and got into my bed. But they never dreamed that I would have a pain in the egg that day, and I asked my boss for leave to go home, and I found out! Hehe! Guess what I did at that time?"

The yellow-toothed man snorted softly, revealing a slight sneer, and he suddenly pulled something out of his pocket.

Huo Wenyao and Pang Zhantian looked at it fixedly, it was an egg, but they saw that he suddenly pinched it with one hand, crushed it with a click, and splashed the egg liquid all over the ground.

"You...... You crushed that person's balls?" Huo Wenyao subconsciously clamped his legs and thighs, for fear that his balls would be crushed.

Pang Zhantian raised his eyebrows, and his legs were also tight. However, what Pang Zhantian cares about more is, how can this person say that the person's surname is also Pang? It should be just a coincidence, right?

"No! The garbage guy surnamed Pang saw me in the room, and like a rabbit, he jumped up to the window and ran through my window with his bare ass. But that's not the point, do you know what happened to my wife and her in the end? Measured by your IQ, you can't guess it in your life, and I won't hang your appetite, tell you! That slut, she dared to go behind my back to other men and cuckold me, and I chose to forgive her...... Ahaha...... But she's never had a chance to cheat on a wild man again in her life, because I made her into a canned food that night! Do you know what canned food is? I just chop her up, boil her in a pot, and make a portion of canned luncheon meat......

The yellow-toothed man suddenly laughed out loud, laughing fiercely, and a powerful resentment erupted from his body. At this point, he looked completely like a psychopath.

"Neurotic! Pang Shao, I'll go to the bathroom to ......" Huo Wenyao was so depressed that he listened to this neurotic person for a long time, and he really almost believed him.

"Well, I'll go too! I'm really bad luck, I've got a psychopath! Go away, don't stand in my way...... What are you doing with me? Let go!"

Pang Zhantian didn't want to face this neurosis, and planned to follow Huo Wenyao to the bathroom and take a breath of fresh air.

"Stop! You are not allowed to leave! Your surname is Pang? Are you really surnamed Pang? Okay! You are hiding so deeply, this scumbag! All of you surnamed Pang are not good people, they are all scumbags! Don't move, move again, I will pierce your throat! Believe it or not?"

The yellow-toothed man suddenly grabbed Pang Zhantian and him, grabbed a fountain pen in his hand at some point, pressed the tip of the pen against Pang Zhantian's throat, and clasped Pang Zhantian's hands with one hand.

The yellow-toothed man suddenly went crazy, Pang Zhantian felt a tingling pain in his throat, and he was so frightened that he almost urinated for a while.