Chapter 354: The Standard Donkey Doesn't Fall!
Chapter 354: The Standard Donkey Doesn't Fall!
Standing on the street waiting for a taxi, Brahma wondered, Tang Guo was different today than usual, if she usually went shopping, she would either call Hatsune, Shen Qian, or Xu Qing! There were more than 20 good cars in the garage that didn't drive, so she had to take a taxi.
Finally intercepted a taxi, Brahma sat in the co-pilot, after the car drove away, he suddenly remembered a very important thing, and said urgently: "I forgot to bring money!"
"You seem to be talking about it as if you usually have money in your pocket!" Tang Guo laughed and said, "I brought money." ”
The taxi driver glanced at Brahma, he was dressed too ordinarily, it was not as good as the plate he was wearing, and he looked at Tang Guo in the rear mirror, a rare beauty.
Brahma frowned slightly, this taxi driver was twenty-four or five years old, and his appearance was too ordinary compared to him, and he could only be described as obscene.
The taxi driver glanced sideways at Brahma and said, "Brother, if you want to bring money when you go out in the future, you always let women spend money, after all, it is not a glorious thing." ”
Seeing that Brahma did not speak, he said: "In this society now, if you don't have money, don't look for a girlfriend, if you don't have enough bullets in your pocket, your girlfriend will be with someone else sooner or later, brother, have you ever heard a sentence? The tree grows and the vine does not grow, the vine does not grow, the man is like a tree, the woman is like a vine, if the tree does not grow, the vine sees the growth of other trees, and it grows densely, and it goes up directly, and the vine on the tree does not grow, and the vine on other trees will come up, I think you have to pay attention, you have to water this tree more and more, otherwise your vine will grow on other people's trees sooner or later." ”
Brahma pretended not to hear or speak, this guy probably thought Brahma was easy to bully, and became more and more presumptuous, looked at Tang Guo in the rear mirror, and asked, "Beauty, are you still in school?"
"yes! I'm still in college. Tang Guo said casually.
"Look at your temperament is a college student, your conditions are so good, you shouldn't deal with the object first, even if you want to find it, you have to find a reliable man, a man who really loves you, can spend all the money in your pocket for you, if I have a girlfriend like you, I will open it alone during the day shift and night shift, and I will spend all the money for you. The taxi driver said, looking into the rear mirror.
"Why don't I introduce you both?" said Brahma casually.
"Brahma, don't talk nonsense!" Tang Guo reprimanded sharply.
The guy who opened the taxi was a little unscrupulous, and said casually: "I don't need to introduce it, if the beauty is willing, you can add a WeChat, and I have time to chat! I drive a taxi, go shopping every day, it's very leisurely, as long as you want to go shopping, no matter where you are, as long as you have a >."
Brahma almost didn't laugh angrily, this guy didn't look at the brand Tang Guo was wearing, just buy him a taxi with a piece of clothing, and it couldn't be used! In fact, he also understood this buddy quite well, and it was not easy to make some money, so he didn't pay attention to him. The latest and fastest updates
Tang Guo said casually: "Thank you for your kindness!"
The buddy who drove the taxi driver would be mistaken, thinking that Tang Guo was conquered by his gorgeous language and wanted to associate with him, so he was a little fluttery for a while, looked sideways at Brahma, and said: "Brother, if you have something, you will be busy with you first, I won't go out of the car today, I will take the beautiful woman to go shopping, and besides, you have no money to take the car, what kind of street do you accompany her to go shopping! I will give you a hundred yuan for you to take a taxi, which is interesting enough!"
"As long as she agrees, I have no opinion!" Brahma thought it was quite interesting, took a taxi, and made money.
Seeing that Tang Guo didn't speak, the taxi driver took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Brahma, saying, "I'll stop you at the intersection in front!"
Brahma took a hundred yuan and sighed in his heart, today is an auspicious day of the zodiac, and there will be money when you go out, it should be a good day.
"Beauty, I haven't asked you what your name is?"
The taxi driver's heart was hot, his eyes looked straight at the rear mirror, he didn't expect to have an affair today, and he was still a superb beauty! In the past, when he was on the night shift, there were often beautiful women taking taxis in the middle of the night, and when he got in the car, he directly told him that he could go anywhere, as long as there was a place to sleep, and he had not encountered this kind of thing uncommonly.
"Brake!" Brahma saw that the car was about to rear-end, and shouted urgently, seeing that the driver had not braked yet, he turned his head to see that this guy was staring at the rearview mirror.
"Bang dang!"
Directly to a Range Rover caught up, the brakes were not stepped on at all, and the front hood of the taxi was directly shriveled and twisted, so scared that the taxi driver hurriedly stepped on the brakes.
The driver hurriedly got out of the car, looked at the buddy who drove a Land Rover, with a burly body, a chain around his neck, a watch on his arm, wearing big sunglasses, and a fierce attitude, and scolded: "How the are you driving?
The taxi driver was still seven dissatisfied with eight grievances, frowned, and said, "Don't shout, the car crashed and repaired, take insurance!"
The buddy who drove the Land Rover didn't want to embarrass him, and he was a little annoyed when he saw him, but after thinking about it, he couldn't do it with such a little person, so he swallowed his anger and said: "Look at the car that hit me, the back is broken, and there is no one who can't repair it at all, what do you think?"
"I don't need you to say it, I'm not blind, I can see it clearly, isn't it just repairing cars? What is it like to drive a Land Rover......?
The buddy who drove the Land Rover was completely enraged, reached out and grabbed the driver's hair, raised his leg and kicked it, and scolded: "You are a dog man, you hit my car, you are still awesome, I will kill you, and it will cost four tires." ”
"Oh, you dare to hit me, you're tired of it!" the rough driver roared angrily, jumped up and kicked the buddy who drove the Land Rover.
"Oh, I'll go, with your small physique, you dare to compare with me!"
Brahma smiled bitterly, these two buddies really dealt with each other, they were all children's fighting tricks, and soon the two of them tore together, attracting countless onlookers.
However, the buddy who drove the Land Rover may have underestimated the enemy before, and soon entered the fighting state, a fist KO taxi driver, picked up his feet and kicked the driver lying on the ground violently, and scolded: "You kid is very capable! Dare to do it for me, you don't ask what my nickname is, you are really blind to your dog's eyes, you listen to me, my name is Winged Tiger!"
"Oh, I'm a muddy horse, I'll kill me, if you have the ability, you can kill me, if you don't kill me, your Land Rover is not enough for me to drink canned soup." The taxi driver covered his face with his head in his hands, lying on the ground, still stiff-mouthed.
The standard donkey does not fall down!
"Tang Guo, let's get out of the car!" Brahma finished speaking, pushed the car door and got out of the car.
Tang Guo also hurriedly got out of the car.
The buddy known as the winged tiger, seeing that the rough driver was still hard-mouthed, picked up his foot and kicked him violently, scolding: "If you want to slander me, I will kill you today." ”
Brahma wanted to leave with Tang Guo, but he was still a little soft-hearted, stepped forward, grabbed the arm of the winged tiger and said, "It's almost nothing, you really want to kill him!"
The winged tiger shook his arms, thinking in his heart that there was another nosyman, and he was about to get angry, but after seeing Brahma clearly, he was so frightened that he was so frightened that he was speechless for a while, and he didn't know what to do!