"Here's how it went, an hour before the show started recording that day, I deliberately sent the fifth ring to arrest Mr. Han Yun who lived in the third ring, just like that, the program began to be recorded, Mr. Han Yun was in the fifth ring, the program was recorded, Mr. Han Yun was in the fifth ring, the program recording ended, Mr. Han Yun was still in the fifth ring, and this is how I snatched the position of the host of the show from Mr. Han Yun!"

"Haha, what the hell is it that sent Wuhuan to capture Han Yun?"

"I'll go, it turns out that the real reason is actually like this!"

Han Yun's face turned blue at the scene, the reason why he lived in the third ring and ran the fifth ring was indeed a hard injury, there were a lot of traffic jams in the capital, but that day I didn't know what was going on, there was only one fifth ring left, so he could only go to the fifth ring, but who would want to know that Xu Duan could make a joke even the route of the fifth ring?

"So I tell you, who dares to say bad things about me in the future, hum, I will send the five rings to arrest you, let you experience what is the farthest distance in the world, I'm afraid you don't know, the farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, you are in the fifth ring, and your girlfriend is also in the fifth ring, but you just can't meet, now you know how terrible I am?"

The audience looked at Xu Duan's appearance and burst into laughter, the traffic jam in the capital is really bad, and the commuting in the Fifth Ring Road is even more famous.

Lin Lei and the others looked at Xu Duan and smiled backwards,

"Wuhuan works so hard, as a singer, I want to make a song for my little brother Wuhuan to praise his outstanding work ability. Xu asserted.

"Ah, singing, what's there to hear!" When the audience heard that Xu Xuan was going to sing, they suddenly felt bored, they came to see a talk show, who came to listen to the song.

"Broken singing is very powerful, he has a song that is particularly ruthless, jumping five octaves at a rapid speed, and ordinary professional singers can't sing it!"

"But I'm not here to listen to the song!"

Xu Duan cleared his throat, "Ah, the fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah, the fifth ring, you are one ring less than the sixth ring, one day you will cultivate to the seventh ring, what should you do if you cultivate to the seventh ring? You have two more rings than the fifth ring......"

"Poof! This Nima is also a song, Tai Nima is magical, refreshing and refreshing, haha!"

"Ahaha, I'll do a song like this too, hey!"

"This song is so magical, how can I download it? I want to download it as a ringtone, haha!"

Guo Yuxiong really thought that Xu Duan was going to sing with a teacup, who wanted to make Guo Yuxiong laugh with a mouthful, and he didn't pay attention to the crooked hand and the tea was all sprinkled on Zhao Huan next to him, because this song is indeed too demonic, and Xu Duan also looks very intoxicated, not to mention owing more, but Xu Duan's voice is also destined that he will never be ugly or out of tune when he sings this song, after all, he is professional, and he has been professionally improved by his golden voice.

Xu Duan saw the audience laughing and leaned back and asked, "Am I singing well?"

"Good!" the audience laughed.

"Do you like it?" Xu Duan continued.

"I like it!" the audience cooperated.

"That's over, I thought I was getting closer to the major, I'm still not a professional co-author, I've heard so many professional works of Professor Chu Jianguo, speaking of which I really admire Professor Chu Jianguo, people's works are really not said, it's too professional, listening to his three songs, I smashed eight pairs of headphones in a row, and almost poked my ears deafening!

"Three songs smashed eight pairs of headphones, how ugly is that?"

"Poke your ears deafeningly, haha, professional black!"

"Haha, Professor Chu Jianguo is going to smash the TV, right?"

Lin Lei finally understood why Xu Duan didn't let him respond, and he was ready to hack the guys who scolded him one by one on the live TV broadcast from the beginning! No, after the blackening, the host began to hack the professor.

Chu Jianguo's face is now as black as the bottom of the pot, Xu Duan has been a black host since the beginning, and then he was on the bar with the five rings, he thought it was nothing to do, and he was praying in his heart that Xu Duan would have an accident and hurry up to cool down, who wanted to turn his face and turn the muzzle of the gun to him, and the turn was not stiff at all, where is this TM a little cold?

At this time, the show time is almost halfway over, Chu Jianguo and the others are entangled, looking at Xu Xuan's non-stop blackness, they can't turn off the TV immediately, but they are really unwilling to turn off the TV, and they have been thinking about whether Xu Duan is about to be cold, the tangled in his heart, it is like the two villains are fighting, while saying that it should be turned off quickly, if it is not turned off again, what will it be hacked into, while saying that it can't be turned off, Xu Duan will be cold soon, and he will be ugly soon, and the tangled ones will not work.

Scene.

Xu Duan continued: "If you want to rap and compose professionalism, you have to count Professor Liu Yiping, Professor Liu Yiping's professionalism is really not covered, every time he creates a work, Professor Liu will let his relatives and friends listen to it, and in the end Professor Liu Yiping has no friends, so the audience friends, if there is any friend who makes you look at it unpleasantly, let him listen to Professor Liu Yiping's works, I promise that he will never appear in front of you again in the future, Professor Liu's works are absolutely professional to no friends!" Xu Duan stretched out his thumb and said.

"Poof, haha, so professional that I have no friends!"

"Haha, that's hard to hear and no friends, right?"

"I'll go, Liu Yiping really has no friends when he sees this paragraph, haha?"

Liu Yiping had expected that when he heard Xu Duan blackening him, he immediately turned off the TV without saying a word, which was much more decisive than Chu Jianguo, but even if he turned off the TV, Liu Yiping knew that Xu Duan was hacking him, and he still felt uncomfortable.

Xu Duan waited for the audience's laughter to fall, "Of course, this is my understanding before I heard Professor He Yiran's works, when I heard Professor He's works, I couldn't suppress my excitement, what is a major? Professor He is called a professional, I used to study and create for so many years, and the professionalism of Professor He's work can only be summed up in four words: Let me die! So in the end, I conclude that others need money for singing, and Professor He sings to death! Professor He is really a model for my generation!" Xu Duan looked adoring.

"Hahaha, singing is terrible!"

"He Yiran, this is the rhythm that is going to be angry, haha!"

"Oh my mother, I'm going to die laughing!"

He Yiran smashed the TV on the spot, his face was really red, and his lungs were about to explode.

"After listening to the professional works of several professors, I have carefully summarized the characteristics of creating professional works, which must have the following points, 'Others listen to disgusting, I listen to my own bad feelings, throw it away and immediately worry, whoever listens to it will be troubled!'" Xu Duan said with his fingers crossed.

The audience immediately burst out laughing when they heard this, this is a paragraph of irony and ugliness in Feng Gong Niuqun's early cross talk, which was changed and used by Xu Xuan.

Chu Jianguo's faces suddenly turned black when they heard this, they have always boasted of being professional, and it was not enough for them to be blackened once, and finally came to a summary, this time it was considered to have blackened them to the end.

Han Yun had been waiting for Xu Duan to be cold at the scene, but he didn't expect to be hacked by Xu Duan in the show, and he had already accumulated a cloud of anger in his heart, and when the show was nearing the end, he didn't see any signs of Xu Duan's cold field, and finally he couldn't suppress it, he looked at the lampstand next to him, and suddenly had an idea in his heart, pretending to raise his hand inadvertently and hit the lampstand, and pushed the lampstand down.

Han Yun has the confidence to get Ke Lan's promise, it's a big deal that he won't have anything to do with the talk show group in the future, what else can Lin Lei do with himself? As for Guo Yuxiong, at most, he will scold himself, and he can still fire himself? But when Xu Duan encounters this incident, he is finished, and he will be an amateur host to cope with this kind of sudden accident? This is difficult for professional hosts to make contingencies! Anyway, Han Yun doesn't think he can do it, so Xu Duan can't do it! Han Yun thinks so.

Crash!

The light stand at the scene fell to the ground, and everyone was stunned, this is the live broadcast, and the scene suddenly fell a light stand, which is the live broadcast accident!

Lin Lei regretted it when he saw Han Yun, he didn't enjoy playing Han Yun once, and finally stayed by his side to give Han Yun a faint hope, and now retribution is coming, Han Yun gave him a surprise in the live broadcast.

Guo Yuxiong saw Han Yun's innocent and nervous appearance, which really killed his heart, Xu Duan has been burdened with jokes and constantly surprised Guo Yuxiong, thinking that the crisis has passed like this, who would have thought that Han Yun would come up with such a thing, and immediately decided in his heart, as long as he is in one day, Han Yun will not want to pick up the microphone!

Chen Lan and the others were shocked when they saw that the lampstand fell down in the live broadcast, coming, the live broadcast accident finally came, this is the kind of time they were waiting for, Xu Duan was dumbfounded at this moment, right? Chen Lan and the others gloated in their hearts, it was difficult for them as professional hosts to cope with this sudden live broadcast accident, not to mention Xu Xuan, Xu Xuan couldn't make any decent strain, so Xu Xuan was finished! Chen Lan and the others thought so.

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