Chapter 601: African Noblewoman
It's rude, it's a big courtesy!
"I ......"
Lin Zhengdong was so embarrassed, he wanted to explain, but suddenly found that there seemed to be no way to explain this, but the more he explained, the more embarrassing it became!
The car is so good, the sound insulation effect inside is even better, this fart echoes in the car, there is really a deafening feeling!
"Okay, I'll get out of the car and go......" Miyayoshi sat in the back, some distance from Lin Zhengdong's driver's seat. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć As soon as I heard this movement, I had a bad feeling, and I didn't hesitate immediately, and I opened the door and got out of the car as soon as possible!
"When I get to the door, I'll get out of the car and walk......" Hua Yue also got off the car behind Gong Ji, it seemed that she also felt that the air in the carriage was polluted!
"I really don't have a tutor, I don't have any manners at all! People have three urgencies, this is a normal physiological phenomenon, don't believe they haven't let go of their farts?" Hmph!" Mrs. Lin was very unhappy when she saw her son being so disliked, and the displeasure on her face immediately revealed.
is the so-called mother who doesn't think her son is ugly, not to mention that Mrs. Lin thinks that her son Lin Zhengdong is just a louder fart, and he didn't mean it. Gong Ji and Hua Yue ran as fast as if they were escaping from a biochemical bomb.
"Hehe, young people nowadays are less and less disciplined, and I must talk about it when I want to...... Belch...... Oh...... Sister Ni, I suddenly got a little motion sickness, so I went out to take a breath...... "Zhou Wen is sitting in the back row, and she feels very embarrassed to hear Mrs. Lin say this, and she wants to say that Hua Yue is not." Of course, it is Gong Ji who must be this vulgar redneck who brought her family's Hua Yue badly.
Such a thought flashed in Zhou Wen's mind, but Zhou Wen had just opened her mouth, and a breath of incomparably foul smell penetrated into her nostrils, and her brain was about to suffocate instantly. Very choked, Zhou Wen dared to say that she had never smelled such a stinky smell in her life, and it was a hundred times more stinky than falling her head into a stinky ditch or being stuck in a manure tank.
Almost without hesitation, the human body instinctively rushed out of the door and rushed out of the car as if fleeing for his life. Zhou Wen regretted that she didn't get off with Gong Ji and them earlier. This is a stinky fart, it's clearly a biochemical bomb, just a little suck, and it feels like you're going to lose half your life. Zhou Wen dared to say that if it was a little late, she felt that she might be smoked to death inside.
"......" Lin Zhengdong was speechless for a while, thinking to himself, does my fart stink so much?
Lin Zhengdong turned around again, saw Mrs. Lin, the corners of her mouth twitching, and spit out, and then immediately opened the car door and got out of the car in embarrassment!
Lin Zhengdong's heart was messy for a while, and even his mother couldn't stand it, which was a bit exaggerated. Damn! It's all because he was angry with that guy in Miyaji, otherwise Lin Zhengdong felt that he could actually control it and wouldn't lose his face.
Why can't this broken car start?
Lin Zhengdong's anger was all on the car for a while, and he desperately wanted to start the car as much as possible, so that the air conditioner could blow away the smell in the car. However, this car is not angry, like an old man peeing, and the sound of the ignition is going to be interrupted, so angry that Lin Zhengdong wants to smash the car.
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Speaking of Hua Yue, she suddenly got out of the car, and it seemed a little rude, and the eighth aunt definitely wanted to say her own. Hua Yue complained leisurely: "Gong Ji, it doesn't feel polite for us to get out of the car without making a noise like this, right? Wait a while, Aunt Eight will definitely be nagging again." ā
"Someone in the car released poison, Hua Yue, are you sure you can stay in it really healthy? Environmental protection? Don't you know how powerful Lin Zhengdong's poisonous gas is, mosquitoes and flies within a radius of ten meters will fall to their death. Why don't we go faster, and you'll know in a minute...... Huh? Did you see it? Didn't you get off the car too? She seemed to vomit, and the eighth aunt got motion sickness?"
And as soon as Zhou Wen got out of the car, she immediately squatted aside and vomited, unable to understand what the situation was.
"Stop talking nonsense! Let's go over and see...... Eighth aunt, eighth aunt, are you okay?" Hua Yue had the impression that Zhou Wen was not a person who was prone to motion sickness. And this car has only been sitting for less than two minutes, how can you faint so quickly?
"Water...... Is there any water? Give me a sip...... "......The outside world, the air is so fresh and so beautiful. Zhou Wen suddenly had the illusion of escaping death, breathing in the air outside, and constantly sighed in her heart.
"Oh, yes, yes...... Eighth aunt, drink slowly......" Hua Yue opened the bag she was carrying and took out a small bottle of mineral water for Zhou Wen. Seeing Zhou Wen gulping down, she almost choked, and said while patting her on the back.
"I'm fine...... I just feel a little stuffy in the car, so I come out and take a breath!Sister Ni? Your room is inside, right? I think it's better for us to go in first? Let Ah Dong slowly drive in?" Zhou Wen said forcibly behind her conscience, this matter was a little embarrassing, especially at this time, Mrs. Lin also got out of the car, she hurriedly changed her words.
If you want to talk about taking a car, Zhou Wen is not willing to go into Lin Zhengdong's car again, it is the most terrible nightmare in this life, and if you smell the smell one more, you may really die.
"Hmm...... It's not far inside, we can walk over and ......" Mrs. Lin's face was a little pale, and her throat was swallowing from time to time, and she could see that she was also working hard. This matter is too embarrassing, if the party was not her son Lin Zhengdong, she would probably have scolded the street a long time ago.
Poof!
What's very funny is that Lin Zhengdong's car kept making popping sounds at this time, like an out-of-control fart master, which was so embarrassing to hear.
"Ouch! Lin Shao, he shouldn't be strained, right? Oh no, it's his car strained, right? You listen to this voice, you are all drunk!" Gong Ji was not embarrassed at all, and he didn't care about Mrs. Lin's face, he really said whatever he wanted.
"Miyayoshi, shut up! Why do you talk like that...... Ah, Sister Ni, be careful!" Zhou Wen glared at Gong Ji angrily, blaming Gong Ji for falling into a well next to him and failing to help, I really don't know what Hua Yue likes about this kid.
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As she was talking, Mrs. Lin, who was walking around the back of the car, suddenly spewed out a thick black smoke when she walked to the exhaust pipe at the back of the car, all of which sprayed on her!
This picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to look at it directly. Mrs. Lin, who was white and pure, instantly turned into an African noblewoman, and they all stunned Gong Ji and Hua Yue and the others! Mrs. Lin opened her mouth in surprise, and her two rows of snow-white teeth looked so white and flawless.
Poof!poof!poof!!
Lin Zhengdong, who was in the car, didn't know anything at this time, and was still pressing the start button wildly, feeling that the car engine was spinning wildly!
Rumble!!!
"Look! The car is on fire!"
"Go farther, it might explode!"
Lin Zhengdong in the car suddenly felt that something was wrong, and when he looked in the rearview mirror, he saw a huge fire burning at the rear of the car, and he was immediately frightened and broke out of the door.
The car was on fire! Lin Zhengdong couldn't understand why the car was on fire for a while, and he only felt that the car was unsafe and he had to stay away from here. As soon as I pushed the car door, I heard Miyayoshi's shouting outside the car.
Zhou Wen, the eighth aunt, was stunned, and in a blink of an eye, Lin Zhengdong's luxury car, which was said to be one million, actually caught fire, and it soon became natural. If it weren't for Hua Yue pulling her away, she might have been caught on fire this time.
"Mom?!What about my mother?!, did any of you see my mother?" Lin Zhengdong, who hurriedly jumped out of the car, suddenly remembered Mrs. Lin, and looked around but didn't find it.