"Interrupted, why don't you go up and sing a song first, anyway, this is a new show, and the audience doesn't know the process, you can act however you want, buy us some time, we really can't do it!" Qin Yong came up with an idea.

"I'm fine with singing, but I can only drag on for three or five minutes, and I don't have any other talent to show except singing!" Xu asserted.

"You can chat with the audience after singing, try to drag it out for ten minutes to half an hour, buy us some time to figure it out, stop, this time I beg you. "Lin Lei is really difficult this time, he is too fast on this show, and the preparation is not sufficient, but in fact, no matter how well prepared he is, he can't do it.

"Can you say anything?" Xu Duan couldn't bear to look at Lin Lei's pleading face, the other party was good to him, just now he beckoned the camera to give more attention to the camera and secretly took care of it, and he didn't really want to die.

"Anything you want, I'll cut it later. Lin Lei nodded, he didn't think that Xu Xuan could say anything, as long as he dragged the audience not to make a fuss.

"Okay, I'll go up and drag the time first, you guys hurry up and figure it out. Xu asserted.

"Okay, thank you for breaking off, I have made a note of this favor, if there is any use for me Lin Lei in the future, just say hello!" Lin Lei said with a grateful face, the so-called rescue is like fighting a fire, and now that the show has begun, he told the audience that the guests will not come, and the show will not be recorded, so this show will be done in the future.

Lin Lei and others didn't regard Xu Duan as a savior, after all, Xu Duan was a singer, how could he do the work of the show host, it was impossible, Lin Lei saw Xu Duan go on stage and said to Qin Yong: "What about Jin Shao? Did he come back from vacation?" Jin Shao and Lin Lei have a good relationship.

"No, even if there is, it's too late, how can it take an hour for his house to go to the TV station. Qin Yong shook his head.

"Then there is no idle host on the TV station?" Lin Lei had a feeling of being forced to a dead end.

Qin Yong didn't dare to say no, so he had to say, "I'll call and ask again, maybe I missed someone." ”

Lin Lei also kept calling with his mobile phone, but many phones were either turned off or busy, and they couldn't get through at all, at this time Lin Lei understood that this was someone who wanted to dismantle his platform, and the energy was beyond imagination, and he suddenly became even more desperate, standing aside and not speaking, he could imagine what it would be like for a while Xu Xuan couldn't drag the audience to the scene, there must be anything unpleasant, maybe the grumpy will scold, it's over, there was such a thing on the first day of the program recording, it must be over, the leader knows that he must question his work ability, maybe even the show will be cut directly！

Xu Xuan is also in trouble, he is not a professional host, how can he have the ability to talk for an hour and a half, if he wants to speak, he can speak, but that is nonsense, who will listen to his nonsense?

Eh, nonsense? Who said nonsense, no one listens? Isn't a talk show just nonsense? Xu Duan's eyes suddenly lit up, remembering many talk shows in his previous life, anyway, if it drags on time, it will be cut in the later stage, so let's talk about it, Xu Duan often watched talk shows before the world changed, and he was quite familiar with the jokes in it.

Thinking so, Xu Duan took the microphone and walked onto the stage.

"Good evening, audience friends, please pretend that I am today's host, thank you!" Xu Xuan thought that Lin Lei would cut it out anyway, and he didn't even introduce himself.

The audience heard that the opening remarks of the first half of Xu Duan were normal, and when they heard the second half of the sentence, they immediately sprayed.

"Nima, pretend!"

"Poof, what the hell is pretending?"

"Haha, the host is still pretending!"

"This thing is so funny, what kind of pretense, are you just okay?"

"Eh, he's the champion singer of Zhile Network, right? I've seen him scold Zhao Liang, this thing is funny, how to be a host?"

……

The audience didn't know the inside story of the show, they just thought that Xu Duan's coming to stage was the start of the show, and they were made laughed by Xu Duan, who was telling the truth and telling the truth, because Xu Duan was indeed pretending to be the host.

"I came up, mainly to say something fun to you, if you say it well, you can give a round of applause, if you don't say it well, you should do more self-criticism to find the reason from yourself. Xu Duan said nonsense and brought Lao Guo's commonly used opening remarks.

"Poofhaha, who is this, it's so funny!"

"Haha, self-criticism, it's none of your business if it's good or not?"

"Haha, this product is so interesting, I like it!"

"This thing is so funny, who knows what his name is?"

"Haha, this is really ...... It's shameless, I like it!"

……

Xu Duan made the audience laugh when he opened his mouth, and he couldn't stop being happy, also because there were no talk shows and no Lao Guo in this world, otherwise the effect would not be so good.

"Seeing that Double 11 is coming, I believe that many female comrades have already abstained from sex, right?" Xu Duan smiled and paused here deliberately, because Lin Lei told him that he would cut it off, and he didn't care about the future, anyway, he thought of what to say, and the time was also in a hurry, so he took Wang Zijian to talk about Double 11.

Huh? Lin Lei, who was worried, suddenly heard Xu Duan's words, and his eyes suddenly widened, I'll go, I'll let you say it casually, you really say it casually, how can this kind of topic be said in the program? This kind of topic is banned! I sighed secretly in my heart that Xu Duan should not be allowed to come on stage, after all, he is not a professional host, how can this kind of joke be said in a TV program.

The audience was also shocked by Xu Xuan, this thing really dares to say anything, is this thing allowed by the TV station to broadcast?

"Look at the filthy appearance of one or two of you, I'm talking about the desire to buy, what do you think? The mind is not pure, I despise you!" Xu Duan looked like I despised you, and the audience was immediately amused by Xu Duan's appearance.

"I'm rubbing, this thing is so shameless!"

"Haha, this thing is really stinky and shameless, obviously he deliberately induced it!"

"Poof, this thing is shameless!"

Xu Duan shook his head and said: "Anyway, this lesbian Double Eleven is really crazy, I don't buy anything one or two months in advance, it's all tears, you don't know, I have a table mate named Lin Yinger, I share a house with her, that's called a crazy, I don't buy anything in advance, just wait for Double Eleven, I can't stand to tell her that there is no soy sauce at home, she said to me: Don't buy it, buy it again on Double Eleven, it's cheap!

"Hahaha, let's fry it again on Double 11!"

"I'll go, what do you think about this thing!

"Poof, this show is so interesting!"

Lin Lei was surprised when he saw Xu Duan amusing the audience, so he stood on the side and sounded.

Qin Yong was also amused by Xu Duan when he called to find someone, and the person on the other end of the phone asked him what he was laughing at.

Xu Duan shook his head and said: "You don't know, this is the beginning of the nightmare, after two days there is no rice at home, you can not buy anything else, but you have to eat this meal, I told her that there is no rice at home, she said to Double 11 and then buy, cheap! I said then don't eat? She said hungry, when you lose weight, to Double 11 and then eat, cheap! I couldn't bear it, so I told her, if there is no toilet paper at home, will I also wipe it on Double 11? She looked at me very contemptuously and taught me: Since there is Double 11, who has run out of paper?"

Immediately, the audience was amused and laughed again.

Lin Lei is also laughing and tears are about to come out, this thing is really funny!

Qin Yong also approached the stage while dialing the phone, and his smiling eyes were almost out of sight.

"Hey, it's all tears, you said this double eleven, it was originally a festival made up to satirize singles, it's miserable enough for us singles, you still shop, you still carnival, you heterosexuals... You—" Xu Duan said with a miserable expression.

"Poof, heterosexual... Is this a voice spoken?"

"Haha, you dare to say what this thing is!"

"I'll go, this is a real. ”

Xu Duan waited for the audience to laugh before saying: "After the sarcasm, you are still carnival, you say how cruel you are, but, probably on Double 11, you are also very envious of us singles, right? Who let you have a wife and a girlfriend?"

The audience laughed again.

"There is a word on Double Eleven, which everyone must be familiar with, seckill, many people wait there without sleeping in the middle of the night, just wait for twelve o'clock to start buying, because the grabbing is slow and you can't buy it, so you want to spike, but have you found that you actually bought a lot of things that may not be used at all, think about it carefully, do you really need those things? Do you really need them? So why do you buy so many impractical things? Why do I tell you this? That's because I really need it!" Xu Duan's serious appearance made everyone think that this product was going to serve everyone a bowl of chicken soup, who would have thought that this product would take a big turn in minutes.

"Ouch, hey, this thing is shameless!"

"Haha, this thing stinks and shameless!"

"I need it too, haha!"