"Brother Sun, but, how do I remember that you are the Emperor Sha who caused panic at the salary transfer meeting!"

After hearing Chen Shaolin's answer, Sun Changkong was slightly disappointed and said, "You...... Alas, can't even my voice be distinguished? It's hard to describe what is going on, but that's what I was anyway. That Emperor was just a clown who replaced me for a while. ”

"Buzz!"

Just as Sun Changkong spoke, countless golden lights suddenly appeared from his upper body, flashing and flashing, just like stars in the sky, but the strength was many times stronger than it. At this time, Chen Shaolin felt that things were even more strange.

"Who the hell are you, if you don't take advantage of the truth, I'll have someone arrest you as an assassin. ”

"Don't, I'm really Sun Changkong. Let me think, by the way, Ancestor, do you remember where we first met? Next to a small river in the jungle of Cangbei Xianyuan, Ancestor had already seen that my body had been transferred. If he is awake now, he will definitely be able to recognize my identity, I am indeed Sun Changkong, not some bastard Emperor Sha. ”

The successive disrespectful made the Emperor Sha, who was living in the chrysalis clothes, unbearable, and for a while, countless small but extremely dense spikes suddenly rose from the scale armor**, and when they pierced into his skin, although there was no bleeding, it was quite painful, and the pain made Sun Changkong grin, as if he had gotten crazy.

Chen Shaolin looked at Sun Changkong's eyes carefully, and found that the other party's eyes were very familiar, and then said, "Are you really Brother Sun?"

Sun Changkong pleaded in a pleading tone: "My little ancestor! By the way, do you remember how the ancestor was in a coma? He was in order to take out the magic crystal in my body, so he became a state of suspended animation, so you should believe it now!"

"Brother Sun, it's really you!"

Realizing that the person in front of him was Sun Changkong, Chen Shaolin, who was helpless and unaccompanied, suddenly had a large burst of tears in his eyes, and the smile on his lips was also mixed with an indescribable bitterness, which made people feel sympathetic when they saw it.

"You stupid boy, what are you crying about? I know everything about the Chen family, don't worry, with me, no one dares to do anything to you. ”

Just when Sun Changkong and Chen Shaolin were hugging each other, the servant next to him suddenly exclaimed: "You, it's actually you! You kidnapped Chen Shijie at that time." ”

Sun Changkong glanced at the servant, of course, he couldn't remember this person, but in order to express his agreement, he still spoke: "That's right, it's me! However, I am not the same as before, and if that happens again, I will never be a deserter again. ”

"Well, well said!"

With the sudden applause, Sun Changkong and Chen Shaolin immediately looked at the door, only to find an unusually bloated woman standing there, looking at them in front of the window with an admiring look, and the smile on her face was almost grinning.

"Are you the kite fat among the three kite exterminators?" Sun Changkong blurted out.

"Haha, I didn't expect you to remember my mother, so I still have something to take!"

As he spoke, the kite walked in a seemingly brisk, but actually powerful step, and jumped in front of Sun Changkong in a few clicks. It wasn't until he finally hit the ground that he could even feel the slight tremors of the ground under his feet. Looking at karma like this, the kite fat is really fat again.

"What do you want, I'm not afraid of you when it comes to fighting!" Sun Changkong said in a deep voice.

"Yo, I said this little brother, let's reunite with old people, shouldn't we talk about old times, why do you want to fight and kill as soon as you come up, it's so bad for the scenery. You can rest assured, Chen Shijie is no longer the Chen family, and everything you did to him has been written off. I'm not going to trouble you, and it's hurtful for you not to be hostile to me. ”

Saying that, Iris still looked aggrieved, but such behavior would only increase his bad impression in the other party's mind. Now, Sun Changkong almost didn't dare to look at her squarely, for fear of being caught by him and then doing something not very good. Fortunately, Iris is not a frivolous person, although she likes Sun Changkong very much, but she also knows very well that a woman's reserve is more important than her life.

In this way, she forcibly suppressed the impulse in her heart.

"Why did you think of coming to Chen's Mansion today, is it because you miss my kite and become fat?"

Sun Changkong hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, absolutely not." I was just passing by. ”

"Passing by, where are you going, it's snowing outside, and you're still on your way. Let's go and warm up in my room. By the way, I'll show you the mandarin duck water picture I just finished. ”

As he spoke, Iris didn't forget to make a charming look at Sun Changkong, and then took clumsy steps and walked straight out of the door.

"Brother Sun, I advise you to go with her! Aunt Kite is a famous who doesn't satisfy her this time, then I'm afraid you won't be at peace for the rest of your life. ”

Sun Changkong glanced at the serious Chen Shalin, and then said angrily in a low voice: "Then you don't say it earlier!"

Chen Shaolin stayed in the room, and nothing would happen for a while, and in order not to leave hidden dangers in the future, he had to bite the bullet and follow the kite to her boudoir.

The moment he opened the door, Sun Changkong was completely stunned.

He thought that a woman as clumsy as Iris would not be good at housework. But as soon as he entered the room, he was amazed by the orderly display that appeared everywhere in the room, which was no longer exquisite, but paranoid. Every cup, every stool, has its own unique position and posture, and the print on it is all facing outward, never deviating from a dime. And the ground is even more spotless, and walking on it will even make people feel an inexplicable sense of guilt.

"This ...... You cleaned it up all by yourself?" Sun Changkong couldn't help but exclaim.

Kite said proudly: "Of course, otherwise do you want you to help me clean up?" However, if you want to help, I won't let you interfere. ”

Sun Changkong continued: "That's right, with my self-care ability, if I change to clean it, I'm afraid this place will be unrecognizable." ”

"I didn't mean that. I don't want you to take care of the housework for me, so I don't want you to touch these things. ”

After finishing speaking, Kite Fei did not forget to throw a passionate divine light to Sun Changkong again, but in Sun Changkong's eyes, he felt that the light was even more freezing than the cold ice of all years, and now he even had the idea of running away.

"Come, sit, I'll pour you tea. ”

Sun Changkong hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't bother, didn't you take me to see that mandarin duck picture? Let's get down to business!"

"Seriously, look at your appearance, but I didn't expect you to be such a monkey anxious person. ...... don't hesitate."

As he spoke, the fat kite was already climbing on his neckline with both hands, and he was about to undress down. Sun Changkong hurriedly stepped forward, made a tiger leap, and immediately suppressed the two arms of the kite, and then screamed: "What are you going to do!"

Iris blinked innocently, and then said, "Don't you feel hot?"

Sun Changkong said angrily: "It's snowing in Layue, you tell me you're hot?"

Iris was stunned for a moment, and then said embarrassedly: "Okay! I just want to take off my coat, I have no other intentions, what are you doing so nervously, are you afraid that I will eat you." ”

At this moment, Kite Fei's words, every word is like a sultry invisible hand, constantly teasing and caressing Sun Changkong's heart, if it weren't for Kite Fei's dignity being too sober, maybe he would really be defeated under the other party's pomegranate skirt.

"Good...... Okay, let's get down to business!

Iris blinked, and then said, "On my clothes." ”

"Clothes?"

With the two fat palms of the kite, Sun Changkong found that at the neckline, there were two mandarin ducks embroidered straight, although the painting is not large, but it is expensive in the truth, and the details are just right. If Kite Fei doesn't practice and creates, he may be able to become a generation of famous artists.

"How's it going, isn't it beautiful?" said the kite, full of joy.

"Pretty, pretty, I didn't get your lady so good. Whoever can marry you, that is his blessing. ”

Hearing this, Iris couldn't help but take a step forward, at this time he was less than a foot away from Sun Changkong's body, and even listened carefully, without evaluating and identifying the heart sound from the other party's body, it was really a bit exciting.

"Fat girl, don't hide it, I already have a sweetheart. ”

In an instant, all the smiles on Kite's face disappeared, replaced by an eerie and terrifying look. Although Sun Changkong had already expected this scene, when he saw it with his own eyes, he couldn't help but have a dry mouth and was afraid.

"You said you had a sweetheart?

Sun Changkong said: "Actually, the last time we met, I had made a private agreement with my crush for life, I love her, she loves me too, we really love each other." ”

"You fart!"

The earth-shattering anger of the fite fat made the beams on his head tremble, and the dust that had accumulated for many years fell from above, scattering on the table, the ground, and the body, everywhere. If this were a normal time, Kite Fat would have been planning desperately a long time ago, but I don't know what happened today, like a deflated ball, and I didn't have any other thoughts.

Because his attention was on Sun Changkong's body.

"Oh no, no, it's not good, Ruhua Feixue and the two heads of the family are fighting. ”

Before the sun fell, I heard a sky-high fire suddenly jump out of the rockery not far from the kite fat gate, and then from one of the two figures, one red and one white, flew out of it one after another, one fell on the roof in the corridor, and the other stepped directly into the frozen pond. Both of them were panting, red-faced, and thought they had just experienced a bloody battle.

"Get out of here!"