Chapter 889 is magnified!
To be honest, in fact, Xu Duan has no prejudice against traditional cross talk or evening cross talk, and he doesn't think that traditional cross talk is better than party cross talk or party cross talk is better than traditional cross talk, as long as it is a good work, Xu Duan actually likes it very much, because in fact, Xu Duan also knows how the party cross talk developed, how obvious, the general environment of the year was there, and the cross talk hung up if it didn't change, and I also know that the development of cross talk is not easy until now, but you can't step on buddy no matter how easy it is, buddy is not easy to get to today, it's not easy for everyone, buddy, why let you step on itHow old are you?
Cheng, don't you want to step on buddy? Buddy, I'm going to teach you how to be a person today! Let you know what commercial cross talk is! Xu Xuanhu said.
Just kidding, can you do Xu Duan on the little thing of cross talk at the party? Xu Duan picks up his mobile phone every minute to make a complete collection of Guo Degang's cross talk, which can abuse all of them!
It's just that although Xu Duan has good things in his hands, after all, there is still a process for output, and he can't delay filming.
So netizens watched Xu Duan be silent in the scolding, and he was silent all day, as if he couldn't bear it and didn't dare to fight with the other party.
"Anyway, Xu Xuan didn't admit it, right? I haven't said anything for a day!"
"I guess no one thought that the cross talk world would be so powerful. ”
"It's really, I'm afraid that no one expected the cross talk world to be like this at this time, you look at the current public opinion, it's all about scolding Xu Xuan. ”
"But that's Xu Xuan, when did that goods coax, this is not scientific. ”
"Yes, when Xu Duan first came out, he didn't scold anyone, who was scared, this is not like the person of the goods!"
"But it also depends on the situation, now the whole network is still full of crusades against Xu Xuan, Xu Xuan came out again It is purely begging and scolding, besides, there are so many people, he can't say so many people no matter how much he can say. ”
"Also, after all, this formation is indeed too powerful, and the entire cross talk world is on the battlefield, and no one can bear it. ”
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Netizens are talking a lot, and those people in the cross talk industry are happy to see that Xu can't be judged, sample, let you be arrogant, why aren't you arrogant? Don't look at you yourself, you dare to be the enemy of our entire cross talk world, what kind of thing are you! Do you weigh yourself enough to weigh that? You can also sing Taiping lyrics, it is great to be able to sing Taiping lyrics? You can build rockets, we can kill you!
The cross talk world was proud of Xu Duan's silence, and felt that Xu Duan's goods should not dare to fight them.
However, that night, when everyone thought that Xu Duan had confessed, Xu Duan suddenly updated Weibo and posted a video titled: I want to oppose the three vulgarities.
Everyone was stunned when they saw it, what does this mean? Is this going to admit defeat? Netizens immediately thought when they saw it, this is no wonder, because today countless people on the Internet have been scolding Xu Duan for a day with the so-called three vulgarities or something, and now Xu Duan has posted such a Weibo again, how can it not let the big guy think that Xu Duan can't bear to admit defeat?
It's just that the video is opened, and everyone vomits blood, I'm Nima, this is called admitting defeat? I admit defeat to your sister, what the hell is this admitting defeat?
I saw that in the video, Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er didn't know which robe and horse coat they had specially found, and there were two microphones in front of them.
So the camera turned to the audience, and saw the first one sitting in the audience, Xu Li! Next to Tang Xiaoyu, and then Li Yuan, Liu Mo and others, it was obvious that Xu Duan pulled the team of the love apartment over to him as an audience, after all, it was cross talk, how could it be a bit of an audience, didn't it?
I saw Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er walk onto the small stage they built and said, "Thank you, I know, everyone came to see Lin Ying'er." ”
"No, everyone is watching cross talk. Lin Yinger said.
"No, no, I did. Xu Duan waved his hand.
"Have you thought about this?" asked Lin Ying'er.
"A lot of cross talk celebrities and viewers like it. Xu asserted.
"Yes. Lin Ying'er nodded.
"Why?"
"Why?"
"There is a Mr. Chen Dajun, who speaks well in cross talk. Chen Dajun didn't get involved in the cross talk world stepping on Xu Duan, and Xu Duan naturally wouldn't make everyone an enemy.
"Hmm. ”
"Why does the audience like it? Because his dad is talking about cross talk. ”
"Oh. Lin Ying'er looked suddenly.
"This is called a family, a family of cross talk. ”
"Why does Mr. Liu Yi say good cross talk?"
"Why?" asked Lin Ying'er.
"His dad talked about cross talk. ”
"Lin Ying'er's cross talk is good, why?" Xu Duan said as he gestured to the audience, patting his chest with a proud face.
"No, I said that cross talk has nothing to do with you!" Lin Ying'er saw Xu Duan's lack of virtue and hurriedly stopped Xu Duan.
The audience burst into laughter when they saw this scene.
When Xu Xuan heard this, Brother Thumb pointed to his appearance and said, "I'm just giving an example, I didn't say that I want you to call me in front of people." ”
"I don't have anything to do with you in front of people! My dad doesn't talk about cross talk!" Lin Ying'er said angrily.
"Hey, your dad listens to cross talk. Xu said with the appearance of the old god's presence.
"Why does that sound so awkward?"
"You have to hear something different from this statement, and that shows your heart!"
When Lin Ying'er heard this, she spread her hands with a confused look and said, "What's good for me in my heart?"
"Shameless, shameless!"
"It's... Yes... Do you feel this way?" Lin Ying'er looked dazed.
"So you have to adjust your mentality. ”
"Me?"
"Cross talk, the art of the nation, criticize the ugly, Huoxiang is righteous!"
"What's wrong with you suffering from heat stroke? What are you doing with Huoxiang's righteousness? Promote righteousness!"
"Promoting righteousness, everyone likes it. ”
"It's not. ”
"You must be good, he is a kind of folk poetry, eulogizing the people. ”
"Oh. ”
"I want you to be able to fight in groups. ”
"What's the matter with us getting into a group fight?"
"A group of cross talk actors came to sing the praises and beat them together. Xu Xuan explained.
"Why is it so awkward?"
"Haha. Xu Duan said with a look of embarrassment: "This good person and good thing of the Acura folk." ”
"Yes, that's what we should say. ”
"I also like to write a little bit of poetry. ”
"Oh, you know how to create, too. ”
"Not very mature. ”
"Tell everyone about it. ”
"Ahem. Xu Duan's posture was dry, coughing and posing: "The sky in Xuanwu District is a sunny day, the people of Tongzhou like it so much, looking at Fengtai from afar and shouting, I love you Haidian!"
"What a mess!"
When the audience saw this, they looked like they couldn't laugh anymore, because the cross talk between the two was so dense that they could laugh for a long time without giving the audience a breathing time.
Seeing Xu Duan spread his hands on the stage, Lin Ying'er rolled her eyes and said, "Don't you usually go into the city?"
"What do you mean?"
"You've gone around the suburbs, the king of the suburbs. ”
"I hate this guy. Xu Duan said with a look of disgust: "Don't you even understand the meaning of such a poem?"
"What does this mean?" Lin Ying'er looked puzzled when she heard this.
"It's meaningful!" Xu Duan said with a proud face: "It praises the close cooperation between the districts and counties of the capital, the happy life of the people, welcomes the Asian Games, supports the construction of big cars on the Fifth Ring Road, and pays close attention to some cross talk actors who have nothing to do with marrying a little daughter-in-law!"
Poofhaha! Netizens are almost crazy with laughter when they see this.
"Hahaha, my mother, this Nima is really going to laugh at me, hahaha!"
"Ouch, I'll go, my stomach is about to cramp when I laugh, hahaha!"
"Xu Xuan, this grandson is too Nima is too lacking in virtue hahaha, this Nima is too funny!"
"Ouch, I'm laughing to death, it's so fast!"
"I'll it, cross talk can still be so funny, did I watch all the previous cross talk in vain?"
"That's it, I'll go, the first time I found out that cross talk was actually funny like this, Tai Nima is amazing!"
……
For a while, the audience was about to go crazy with laughter.
(End of chapter)