Chapter 257: This Monk Is a Little Underwhelmed!(1 more)
Warm fragrance into your arms.
Feeling the amazing softness and elasticity on his chest and the unique body fragrance of girls, Qin Yang was also a little stunned for a while.
Why is this girl in a hurry every time?
"Woo...... Brother Qin, I thought you were captured by the bad guys and you couldn't come back......"
The little witch was crying, and her snot fell on Qin Yang's shoulder: "You don't know, a bad woman broke into our house in the middle of the night and kidnapped Teacher Mu, almost beating me to death, woo...... Brother Qin, you must avenge me......"
"Well, you come down first......"
Qin Yang patted the little girl's buttocks and smiled helplessly.
"Yikes!"
Tong Lele suddenly screamed, got down from Qin Yang, stared at him with a red face, and there were crystal clear tears on his face: "What do you feel?"
Qin Yang was confused: "What do you feel?"
"My ass, you just slapped it with five fingers, and the force is still very strong, it seems to have scratched it, how about it, it feels good, do you want to consider ......it?"
"Go aside!"
Qin Yang filled the sky with black lines and pushed the girl aside.
Can this girl be a little reserved?
The little witch pursed her lips and looked at each other resentfully, like an abandoned little daughter-in-law: "Brother Qin, people are just worried about you, you have been missing for a day and a night, I haven't even eaten a bite of food, and the whole person has lost a quarter of an arc." ”
"Yes. ”
Qin Yang wiped off a grain of bread from the corner of the other party's lips with some amusement, and stopped talking.
"Oh, evil, evil......"
At this time, the old monk who was mistaken for a beggar by Tong Lele walked over with his head, picked up two coins on the ground, and hid them in his sleeve.
"What a sin, such a lovely female benefactor doesn't even eat for a negative man, she is so haggard, so downcast, the old man really can't stand it!!"
The old monk said bitterly.
After a pause, he took out a chicken leg from his sleeve and handed it to Tong Lele:
"If the female donor doesn't dislike it, this Wuji Supreme Phoenix Leg that was specially eaten for the Qing Emperor back then, just barely solve the problem of food and clothing first, wait a while, Lao Wei will take you to San Sebastian's Asak Restaurant, enjoy a good meal, and take a photo with the Arabian prince by the way, what do you think?"
"Forehead ......"
Tong Lele blinked his big eyes, a little confused, hesitated, took out a piece of five cents from his pocket, and handed it over: "I bought a big burger just now, and there is so much left." ”
After thinking about it, she added: "But I suggest you go to the pedestrian street intersection in front to ask for food, there are more people there, and you can run faster when the chengguan comes." ”
“——”
The old monk moved his lips, and a smile appeared on the wrinkled face of the old man for a long time: "The female benefactor's mind is really understood, but in fact, the old man is not asking for food." ”
"Then what are you doing?
Tong Lele looked wary.
"Poor Monk...... Poor Monk ......"
was belittled by the beauty repeatedly, the old monk was a little angry, his hands were folded, and his face was solemn:
"Amitabha, the poor monk is from the East Dagou Puchen Temple, went to the West Exit Market to eat a bowl of six yuan of spicy tang, just passing by here, saw the female benefactor flower and moon appearance, beautiful as a fairy, lively and lovely, closed moon shy flowers...... It's beautiful. ”
After the old monk probably said forty or fifty idioms praising the other party's beauty, he took out a bouquet of roses from there and handed it to the other party.
"As the so-called grass and trees, flowers and infatuation, the moment I saw the female benefactor, the poor monk Buddha's heart rippled, and I couldn't help but come to pick up a good fate, and I hope that the female donor will look at the face of the poor monk who looks like Tom Cruise, add a WeChat, Mo Da. ”
"You ......"
"Oh yes......"
Without waiting for the other party to speak, the old monk tidied up his clothes and smiled slightly: "The poor monk hasn't introduced himself yet, before the poor monk became a monk, his nickname was Nicholas Zhao Si, and his big name was Guo Dastatham." After becoming a monk, the poor monk was called Opa Smida, nicknamed Seven Wolves in One Night. ”
“——”
"If the girl is not apologetic, she can call the poor monk...... What a little fresh meat. ”
"Gross-"
Tong Lele still held back and vomited after all.
Even Qin Yang's face turned blue, and his stomach churned terribly.
Nima's, if it weren't for the other party's strength being too high, he would definitely press this old guy's head into the crotch.
"can spit out the beauty handsomely, the poor monk's appearance is really beyond the sky. ”
The old monk sighed.
Everyone: "——"
After vomiting for a while, Tong Lele relieved himself, his beautiful little face was pale, pointing at the old monk, and his body was a little trembling with anger.
"Old bald donkey, get away for my aunt and grandmother, or else...... Otherwise, my aunt and grandmother will chop up your dick and feed it to the dog!"
Old Monk: "......"
"Still not rolling?"
Tong Lele was angry, picked up a brick on the ground, and rushed over.
"Amitabha, beating is kissing, scolding is love, and the donor really has a deep affection for the poor monk. ”
The old monk folded his hands, somewhat self-absorbed.
However, seeing that Tong Lele was so fierce that he really wanted to slap a brick on his head, he hurriedly dodged and said, "Beauty, the poor monk will come to you another day, bye." ”
After speaking, he waved his robe and strode away.
Tong Lele wanted to catch up and have a good time, but found that the other party was gone in a few steps, and stomped his feet angrily.
At a glance, I saw Roman sitting at the stone table looking at her with a smile on his face, and immediately shouted angrily: "What do you look at with your little white face, look at the old lady again, the old lady will blow up your chrysanthemum!"
Roman: "......"
"Ahem...... Roman coughed dryly, got up and gave Qin Yang a business card, which only had one number on it: "If you need help, you can call." ”
Qin Yang smiled faintly: "Maybe you won't need it." ”
"It's going to be used. ”
Roman smiled as well, turned around and left in the opposite direction to the old monk.
After the two left, Tong Lele threw away the bricks in his hand, clapped his hands, and hugged Qin Yang's arm with a smile: "Brother Qin-"
"You're quite bold. Qin Yang seemed to be smiling.
"Oh, with Brother Qin here, what are you afraid of, if the old beggar monk disgusts me again, I will definitely blow up his chrysanthemum next time!!"
Tong Lele waved his little snow-white fist.
Qin Yang shook his head a little speechlessly, and patted the girl's little head: "Is Aunt Xiang at home?"
"Ah, it looks like I'm correcting some documents in the study. ”
"Let's go, I'll go say goodbye to Aunt Xiang. ”
Tong Lele was stunned: "Say goodbye, do you want to go back to Dongcheng? It just so happens that I want to go back, let's go together, there is a super invincible beautiful girl to accompany you on the way, and you will not be lonely." ”
"I'm going home. ”
Qin Yang said angrily.
After speaking, the other party was silent.
Qin Yang was surprised, turned his head to look, but saw Tong Lele with his head down, his pretty face was so red that he could drip blood, and a pair of small hands were also nervously pinching the corners of his clothes.
"What's wrong?" Qin Yang wondered.
This girl has changed her temper again?
Tong Lele's eyes were shy, and he twisted for a long time before he whispered: "People want to see their mother-in-law, I'm so nervous." ”
Qin Yang opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.