"Dude, these people are thick-skinned enough?" Yang Meng walked over.

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "This is called enthusiasm, South Americans are so enthusiastic and unrestrained." ”

No wonder Yang Meng said this, this boat is about to become an open body. These Colombian law enforcement officers are serious about enforcing the law when they work, but after this inspection did not go wrong, they let themselves go. The crab shells were thrown everywhere, a small amount of alcohol was called a, and there were twenty cases of Tsingtao beer cans on the ship, which I originally wanted to give to Cuban friends as gifts, but now it is good and it is dried out。。。。。。

After loading them with a bunch of seafood as a 'testimony of friendship', they reluctantly left.

"Okay, finally send this group of masters! Make a beeline for Pinos. Xiao Peng commanded.

Yang Meng was stunned: "Why don't you go to Jamaica or the Cayman Islands to have fun?" It's all fun places.

For example, the Cayman Islands is the world's fifth largest financial center after New York, London, Tokyo and Hong Kong Island, and more than 600 banks have branches there, because the Cayman Islands is the world's largest tax haven center, and in 2009 alone, the total amount of hedge funds registered here was as high as more than two trillion US dollars!

And Jamaica is even more fun, a scenic island country, a sports powerhouse, and the birthplace of reggae music. One of Xiao Peng's favorite singers, Bob Marley, is Jamaican, and the Bob Marley House Museum in Jamaica is a place that Xiao Peng has always dreamed of visiting, but now he doesn't want to go.

"Look at our cabin, with such a bunch of things, do you dare to run around? What should we do if someone checks it? Let's go! Xiaoqiu, from today onwards, no one is allowed to touch all the green and fruits on the ship today! All of them are left for my cute orangutans, and everyone eats fish every day!" Xiao Peng waved his hand.

Hearing Xiao Peng's words, everyone screamed together: "Boss, don't! We also have to eat vegetables and fruits!"

Those fishermen really ate seafood and vomited, and it is no exaggeration to say that there is a cabbage and a tuna in front of everyone's eyes, and everyone will choose Chinese cabbage without hesitation. Now that Xiao Peng has cut off everyone's vegetables and fruits, isn't that killing everyone?

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "Don't even think about it! Let me tell you, now all the green plants on the island give priority to 'Goerra', 'Gosanla', and 'Gosila'!"

Yang Meng stuck his head out of the cab: "What kind of broken name do you have to name!"

Xiao Peng also gave him a middle finger: "Do you know how the name Godzilla came from? It is the combination of the English name of the gorilla and the word 'huge', isn't the English name of the gorilla 'Gorilla', and calling them Jin Dagang, Jin Ergang, and Jin Sangang is too cheesy, and they are not as good as Brother Erla, Brother Sanla, and Brother Sila! These are all 'Brother characters'. ”

Yang Meng sighed: "Poor gorillas, you have met such a genius master. ”

"Go back and drive the boat honestly!" Xiao Peng hugged the gorilla and said happily: "It's all a group of mediocre people, brothers, you like this name, right? Come on, come on, eat fruit." ”

Sun Pengcheng watched Xiao Peng feed the three gorillas there to eat fruits, and asked curiously, "Brother Peng, why do you like such furry things?"

Xiao Peng fed 'Geerla' a dragon fruit and said to Sun Pengcheng: "This is the most gentle animal. How can it not be flattering?"

"What's that?" Sun Pengcheng blinked: "Eh, when I heard the gorilla, what I was thinking about was the big guy who was desperately hammering his chest on the roof of the Empire State Building." ”

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Film and television works are harmful." The image of the gorilla has been ruined by film and television works. That's a complete demonization! Gorillas are the only vegetarian animals in the orangutan family! Chimpanzees are omnivorous animals that are keen on meat; although Asian orangutans eat staple plants, they also dig birds' eggs, eat insects, and sometimes hunt slow loris; only gorillas have no interest in meat at all! Gorillas never attack people and animals, and even like female orangutans, they will actively run away when they see people, and their so-called fights are 'pushing' and ' Pulling' these two tricks, although they have sharp canine teeth, they are never used. So far, no one has ever been killed or seriously injured by a gorilla! You know, about four people die from cattle every year! Oh, by the way, a shark dies every year。。。。。。 ”

Sun Pengcheng frowned after hearing this: "Then how do you say that these gorillas were rescued?"

"Gorillas are moral models for all primates----- including humans. Xiao Peng took a comb and combed the gorilla and said: "Although the social organization of the gorilla is not as developed as that of the chimpanzee, there are few conflicts. Their only contest is for males to fight for mating rights during the breeding season, and the leader has to take the initiative to stand up when the leopard attacks and cover the female gorillas and cubs to retreat first! ”

"This gorilla group is considered a harem-system, and all the female orangutans belong to the leader alone。。。。。。 Oh no, a gorilla's. The rest of the male orangutans wanted to have children, so they could only drag the female orangutan into the forest while the leader was not paying attention. And this female orangutan is also very bullish, that is, giving birth to a baby orangutan is two years to take care of, and no gorilla can touch her within two years, so sometimes those non-leader male orangutans will secretly kill the female orangutan's children in order to obtain the right to mate, and if the new leader of the group takes the throne, he will kill all the cubs in the group------ even if there are products that he and the female orangutan secretly drilled into the forest. Although they are gentle, they are quite ruthless to their own compatriots. ”

Sun Pengcheng was overjoyed when he heard this: "Feelings, this 'pit compatriot' is a common disease of all primate animals! This is a virtue between humans and gorillas. Brother Peng, congratulations, Qianliyan has a new animal, and you are really about to become a zoo there. ”

Xiao Peng was a little worried: "This is also a bit troublesome! I'm afraid that they will eat my Qianliyan." ”

Sun Pengcheng was puzzled and asked, "Just these few little things have eaten thousands of miles of rock?"

Xiao Peng sighed and said: "It's better now, it's a little more troublesome to grow up, and eat sixty catties of leaves a day." Do you think they can eat the bald Thousand Miles?"

Sun Pengcheng was stunned: "Sixty catties of leaves? Damn, if there are more, they can really eat Qianliyan!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Eighty percent of the gorillas' food is leaves, and they ate it when they lived in the rainforest. They must be given the habit of eating fruit. ”

Sun Pengcheng suddenly became happy.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

Sun Pengcheng said with a smile: "Qianliyan at least doesn't need to 'rake the ground'. ”

After Xiao Peng heard this, he laughed out loud, and he couldn't afford to be happy.

Yang Meng's head stuck out of the cockpit again: "What are you laughing at?"

Xiao Peng finally stopped laughing and looked at Yang Meng: "Your ears are pointed, you can hear it so far away?

Yang Meng hurriedly said: "There are fun things to say, let's have fun together, what's the point of you two having fun by yourself there?"

Xiao Peng said: "Now in the Stars and Stripes Country, the hottest word is 'rake', do you know that there is another fire in California?"

"I know, isn't that why Kim Kardashian didn't go to San Francisco to see you?

"Yes, it's a bit of a problem, yes, she and her husband live in the upscale community of Hayden Mountain, which is also located in the area where the fire spreads. When the fire came, the two of them paid for a private fire brigade to dig some ditches in front of their community and extinguish the fire when it came, leaving the entire Hayden Hill community unharmed. Xiao Peng said.

Yang Meng blinked: "And a private fire brigade?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "It's not strange, okay, people even have the IRS private, is it strange to have a private fire brigade? If there is no insurance in the Stars and Stripes country, this house will be burned if it burns down, and the insurance premium is not cheap, those stars live in luxury houses, which means that the insurance premium is more expensive." Someone has calculated that even among the top 400 people on the Forbes list, only 42% of them insure their mansions against fires. But their behavior has also caused an uproar on the Internet, saying that it is 'the rich people save the rich, and then the others burn', and many people say that they don't know that there are private firefighters, and only after they have money can they know their existence and so on. ”

Yang Mengle was happy: "The Xingtian people who are emotionally 'democratic, rich and strong' also hate the rich." In any case, Kim and his husband not only saved their own home, but also saved countless families in their neighbors this time. But what does this have to do with 'raking'?"

Xiao Peng gave the answer: "Their president proposed a solution to the fire, advocating that everyone should 'rake the ground' and rake all the fallen leaves in the forest. ”

"HAT?" Yang Meng's eyes widened: "The California forest is so big, how can you rake it? Everyone in the whole Stars and Stripes country can't rake it cleanly, right? And there are fallen leaves every day, how can it be raked tomorrow after raking today?"

"Who's to say it isn't, so isn't that a laughing stock?" replied Xiao Peng.

Sun Pengcheng suddenly asked: "By the way, Brother Peng, there are more forests in the Americas, why haven't you heard of any large-scale forest fires here?"