In the video.

"Have you listened to his new work, New Countryside?" Xu said.

"And this cross talk?" Lin Ying'er looked suspicious.

"Ah, that's good, it's so good, it's so exciting, it's impassioned and generous!"

"Pee?!"

"Do you know how many prostates that work cured?"

Poof!

"Hahahaha, how many prostates have been cured, hahahaha, what a brain hole is this!"

"Urging people to pee hahahaha!"

"Oh my god, tears are about to make me laugh hahahaha!"

……

In the video.

"And what is this work about?" asked Lin Ying'er.

"I like this work very much, the new countryside, humorous and witty, a masterpiece of cross talk that has not been encountered in 5,000 years. ”

"Huh, that's amazing?"

"I still remember the wonderful passage in it, to be honest, this work can be auctioned for hundreds of thousands!"

"Really? ”

"That's what he said, hello comrades, friends from all walks of life, please support our new countryside, we have to listen to the words of the township leaders, don't spit, go to bed early and get up early, and build our countryside very well, it's really a spring breeze, hey, it's so good!"

"That's it?!" Lin Ying'er said with a speechless look: "What kind of thing is this!"

"Ouch, hahahaha, I can't laugh!" Xu Duan said with a look of laughter that was about to cry.

"Why are you laughing? This is called cross talk?"

Xu Duan stretched out his thumb and said with an admiring look: "Really good cross talk, oh, it's refreshing, you have to learn this." ”

"I learn this?"

"You have to correct your attitude, adjust your mentality, don't be like some actors, don't love yourself, some actors are... No self-love. ”

"How can you call it self-love?"

"Oh, I don't love myself on and off the stage, and the final result is that Hangerlang should be imprisoned!"

"Hey, that's called going to prison!" Lin Ying'er stopped Xu and said.

"That actor's nickname is Jiao'er. ”

"Drink, this actor's name is vulgar!"

The audience said: Poofhaha.

"Heck, we have to admit that some people are still mentally retarded in their minds and minds, and I don't think they should do that. ”

"What's the matter?" asked Lin Ying'er.

"Sometimes when I walk down the street, I think how can people be like this? I want people to be able to rebel against the vulgar!"

"You can be anti-vulgar, you won't be like this, what's wrong with you?"

"It's too vulgar, walking on the street, the old lady fell down across the road, he used to help people up, what a vulgar performance!" Xu Duan said with a look of disdain.

"Don't you still know?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, the old lady fell and helped people up, this is a good deed!" Lin Ying'er said angrily.

I saw that Xu Xuan suddenly said disdainfully when he heard this: "He must have pushed it down! Why did he pick it up for no reason? Why didn't I go over and pick it up?"

The audience immediately burst into laughter when they heard this, because although world history has changed, the social atmosphere is still the same atmosphere, and Xu Xuan is talking about some abnormal phenomena in society.

Lin Ying'er was speechless when she heard this, and she didn't want to pay attention to Xu Xuan's appearance.

"Hey, let's stop!" Xu Duan saw that Lin Ying'er didn't speak, and suddenly pointed at Lin Ying'er with an excited face.

"Hey, you ask me what's the use? Isn't this dirty?"

"That's what we anti-vulgar people think!"

"That's what you think?"

"Hey!" Xu Duan nodded, and as he spoke, he pointed to the appearance of pointing not far away, as if he was pointing at something, and said, "Beat this child and fell into the river, and someone went to save him." ”

"Ahh ”

"Why?"

"Have the courage to do good deeds!" Lin Ying'er said.

"He must have pushed him down!"

"This is the murderer?"

"Why don't I save it?"

"Yes, you lack virtue. ”

The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.

"You, according to your idea, you can't think that other people's world is any better!" Lin Ying'er said speechlessly.

"We anti-vulgar people are like this!" Xu Duan said with a proud look.

"That's not surprising. Lin Yinger said.

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. Lin Ying'er waved her hand and said with a look that everyone knows.

"You're very vulgar. Xu Duan looked Lin Ying'er up and down and said, "Oh, I said, I can't open my eyes when I'm walking on the street now." ”

"What are you doing?"

"A lot of lesbians wear very simple clothes. ”

"So what?"

"I'm a noble person, I can't see this, you know?"

"What did you see, you just like that?"

"You said how you made that clothes, okay, you go up to the pool and take a look, and you're still wearing a swimming suit, what are you doing?"

"Nonsense, who swims in cotton pants! Don't they all wear swimsuits?"

The audience looked happy and stupid when they watched the video.

"No, the current swimsuit is not very good. ”

"What's wrong?"

"How good it was to be dignified and generous in the swimsuit in the past, and in the past, you could only see the butt when you opened the swimsuit. ”

"Ahh ”

"Now, I can't see the swimsuit until I open my butt!"

Poofhahahaha!

"Ouch, my mother, I'm really going to kneel for Xu Duan's grandson, what does Nima think, hahaha!"

"Peel off your ass and see the swimsuit, this Nima god brain hole hahaha!"

"Tai Nima's brain is out of the blue, hahaha!"

……

"You went to the swimming pool and watched people's butts?"

"I'm a noble person!" Xu Xuan said with a sudden dissatisfaction when he heard this.

"Then you look at something else!"

"What else is there to see?" Xu Xuan said dissatisfiedly again.

"You're just running to see people's butts!" Lin Ying'er said angrily.

Audience: Puff haha.

"Who said that, I usually go to the swimming pool for more than twelve hours!" Xu asserted.

"Why didn't you die inside?"

"I am a noble person, and I want to rebel against the three vulgarities!"

"You still call this anti-vulgarity?"

"What do you mean they wear so little? doesn't that induce us to sin?"

"Who seduced you?"

"You're just one more person who says you're not one of those unclothed video actors in the island country, you're not ***, you're not Maria Sato, aren't you?" Xu Xuan said that these are several well-known actors in the world's island country action romance films.

"I don't know if it's anti-vulgar or not, you haven't seen much of this film, your actor's name is like a stream!"

When the audience heard this, they immediately burst into laughter again.

"I'm looking at it critically!" Xu asserted.

"How can this be critical?"

"Hey!" Xu Duan nodded and said with a look of deep understanding: "You think it's a crime, I think I'm critical! Usually it's okay with a few experts, and we'll study it together..."

"Hey, you wait a while, you study this with an expert?" Lin Ying'er stopped Xu with a surprised expression.

"Yes, experts, scholars, we all get together, cultural critics, cultural critics, we are all together. ”

The audience almost didn't die of laughter when they saw this, because later many so-called critics and critics criticized Xu Xuan, but as a result, the goods were brought into the work to make such a lewd image, and the audience was almost stupid to laugh, and it was really bad to provoke the goods.

The audience is about to laugh silly, those critics and critics are watching the video at this time, but their teeth are about to crush, because this Nima is too bad, what kind of stuff is fucking studied together, studying fucking island country action romance movies, I haven't fucking heard of it, this Nima just thinks about that scene, and feels that image is fucking obscene!

But hate and hate, this scene also scared Liang Kun's cross talk actors a lot, because this thing is so scary, yesterday they worked with Xu Duan on both sides, and today at noon, those critics and critics took action, and in the evening, the goods created such a work according to what happened to respond to them, and all of them were involved in the work, this thing is really unprecedented, just in such a short time, the grandson not only created such a super high maturity work, but also recorded it, this is too scary, right? ？

For a while, Liang Kun and the others were really frightened.

In the video.

"Cultural critics, everyone!" Xu Duan said with a thumbs up.

"Oh. ”

"Called... What's it called... They all have pen names, and none of them are called real names. Xu asserted.

"Why don't you use your real name?" asked Lin Ying'er.

"I'm afraid of being beaten. ”

"Oh, you are afraid of being beaten before you take a pen name?"

When the audience heard this, they immediately burst into laughter again.

"Who is the second cultural critic called!" Xu Duan said as he looked at Lin Ying'er with his fingers.

"Drink, you're welcome. Lin Yinger said.

"This is a cultural critic, and there is a cultural critic who calls me the second!"

"Drink, this one is more polite!"

"These two sets!" Xu asserted.

At this moment, almost a sentence is broken, and the audience has to laugh once, and they are almost out of breath laughing in front of the screen.

"Ouch my mom, this cross talk is really making me laugh to death!"

"Who isn't ahaha, I'm almost tired of laughing!"

"Ouch, I'll go, I first found out that watching cross talk was so tiring, I couldn't even straighten up when I laughed haha!"

"Ouch, that's so funny haha!"

……

"And that music expert. Xu Duan continued to fold his fingers.

"His name?"

"He called Ma Zanghu. ”

"Foreigners?"

"No, no Chinese!"

"Why did the Chinese come up with such a name?"

"Ethnic minorities, your surname is blind!"

"Blind you horse. ”

The audience said: Poof!

"Just a few of us, who is the second, I am the second, blind you and horses, and study with that every day. Xu asserted.

"What else are you studying, talking bad things about people behind your research?"

"We also study, and we also study!"

"Also study?!Are you just talking bad about people behind your back?"

"Don't tell the truth, we're doing research. ”

"It's still a flag. Lin Ying'er looked speechless.

"We can't do anything else. ”

"Only study this?"

(End of chapter)