Chapter 226: Punch you in the chest with a small fist
"I'm telling you, although this cat coffee is sold very expensive, it doesn't taste very good. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoIf it weren't for everyone, I wouldn't have put it down!"
"This taste, bitter and astringent, really not fried peanuts and rice. Close your eyes and imagine the picture of the civet cat pulling it out, as if it feels like there is a smell of Xiang coming to your nose, you can't understand my mood at this time. Such a big pack, do you say that after chewing it raw, will you have diarrhea? I'm a little worried, do you want to buy a box of antidiarrheal medicine for self-defense ......?"
Hua Yue's bag of civet coffee that she treasured was chewed and eaten by Miyayoshi as a snack, and she complained to the audience in front of the camera from time to time. Well, it's really bitter!
"Miyayoshi wants my sister to see you spoil her civet coffee beans like this, she will kill you. This kind of coffee beans are very expensive, you don't eat it like this! Get out of the way, let me teach you the correct way to eat! Ladies and gentlemen, the palace guitar was a wrong demonstration just now, you must not learn it! It's just a tyrannical thing, this kind of real civet coffee is very rare, and you may not be able to buy it if you have money. ā
Hua Fei couldn't stand it anymore, and snatched the bag of coffee beans from Gong Ji's hand to stop him from continuing to spoil his behavior. I rushed to the kitchen to bring a coffee machine and put it in front of the camera to show the audience how to grind coffee beans and make coffee.
"Hehe! Is this to blame me? At the beginning, I said that I would invite you to try it, Hua Fei, what did you say? Now you still rob me? You can see to the audience, it was Hua Fei who rushed to eat and snatched our Xiang away, don't blame me for not eating!" Gong Ji made an innocent expression to the camera, indicating that it was not that he didn't want to continue, but that Hua Fei snatched it.
You're innocent? You're a! You're cheap!
There were all kinds of boos in the live broadcast room, this time not only the fans of He Zhuang and Guo Gang were booing Gong Ji, but even many die-hard fans of Gong Guitar came out to despise Gong Ji. After making trouble for most of the day, I said that it was earth-shattering to eat Xiang live, and the entire live broadcast room was shocked by you, but in the end, your so-called Xiang turned out to be just cat coffee, do you say cheap or not? Two million viewers were played around by you, and there is nothing more angry than this.
Until now, you're still selling cute and innocent pretends, which is very excessive, and even hardcore fans of Gong Guitar can't stand it.
"Hmph, Miyayoshi, you are really ...... I just found out today that you turned out to be so bad...... If you had told me that you were going to try the camera coffee, how could I refuse? You big villain!" Hua Fei's face flushed, and he glared at Miyayoshi angrily. But in his heart, Hua Fei really admired Gong Ji very much, and he was able to come up with such a ghost idea, which attracted two million viewers to watch his live broadcast in a short period of time. Even if many of them came to see jokes, after all, it was a new record for online live broadcasts, and it is estimated that no one will be able to break it for a long time in the future.
"I'm a good person! You can find out within a hundred miles, who doesn't say that I, Gong Ji, is a good person? Buy a good stick for a three-year-old child, help an eighty-year-old grandmother cross the street, have I ever told anyone about this? No, never!" Gong Ji said seriously, but it attracted a lot of boos from the audience in the live broadcast room.
Originally, many people thought that when he revealed the 'mystery', the number of viewers in the live broadcast room would plummet. But in fact, it is not, there is Hua Fei, an eye-catching beauty, and Gong Guitar boasting from time to time, telling some fresh jokes from Ji Xiaolan's time and space, and there is no large number of viewers leaving the room in a short time. Although many of Miyayoshi's black fans are still continuing to Heimiyaji, most of them are reluctant to leave so soon. At this time, the number of viewers still maintains more than 1.6 million, a terrifying number that countless network anchors look up to.
"At this time when Hua Fei is making coffee, I'll give you another performance! Everyone should know that I went to film a while ago, right? You may not know that my acting skills are amazing, but even I feel terrible when I get mad!"
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As soon as Gong Ji's words came out, he immediately attracted countless boos, all of whom scolded Gong Ji for bragging, being thick-skinned and shameless.
However, Miyayoshi automatically filtered the words of those people, because his acting skills are really strong, so powerful that he has broken through the surface of the earth, but there is currently a lack of a platform to show. Of course, there will be no belief at all now, and it will only be regarded as a palace guitar bragging. It's rare for so many people to watch the live broadcast, so Miyayoshi decided to show them a little bit and let them see it.
"Are you ready, everyone, just watch it, don't imitate it when you go home, I won't be responsible for what happens, because I've practiced the anchor! Okay, it's time to perform real acting!"
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What the hell is this? Did we have auditory hallucinations in our ears just now? Is it fake?
I can't wait to beat your chest with a small fist from Gong Ji's mouth, and the more than one million viewers in the live broadcast room are instantly stupid. Miyayoshi's exemplary voice was a little Lori, and when it came out in an arrogant tone, countless viewers couldn't help but shudder!
"I'm going! This is playing the recording, isn't it? This is not the sound of the Miya's guitar!
"You're laughing at me......"
"People punch you in the chest with small fists...... Poof! Miyayoshi, you pay for my display......"
"I was squatting in the toilet just now, and when I heard this paragraph of Gong Guitar, my phone almost didn't hold steady...... Who the hell is this recording? Do you want to be so funny?"
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Half a minute later, the barrage exploded again. This classic Internet hot magic joke from Ji Xiaolan's time and space, and then through the superb voice and facial expression of Gong Guitar, it is full of shapes and sounds, and instantly thundered more than 100 audiences.
"Ahaha...... Miyayoshi you ...... Ahaha, no, laughing makes my stomach hurt......"
Many viewers in the live broadcast room thought that the recording played by the palace guitar, but Hua Fei, who was next to him, heard it very clearly, and the sound came from the mouth of the palace guitar. This is a completely different voice from Gong Ji's usual speech, first of all, Hua Fei was startled, and then he was amused by the content and tone of Gong Ji's speech and fell under the table, unable to even sit steadily.