Chapter 1009 Next is the time to witness the miracle!
"Huh, do you want to talk to me?" Xu Xuanyan looked dazed when he heard this, pretending to be puzzled.
"Old Liu, what are you pretending to be at this time?" Qin Feng said.
"That's it, you still think you can fool us at this time?" Ke Zhilun said.
"It's almost there, don't keep learning from Xu Xuan! That lack of virtue is innate!" Wei Ling said.
"Yes, Senior Brother's lack of virtue is innate!" Li Mengyun said.
"Please start your show. Zhao Lan'er waved her hand and said with a look like you don't pretend.
"It's not me pretending, the point is that I don't even know if you don't mention my name. Xu Duan smacked his lips and said.
Who the hell wants to mention your name, just your immoral name, who wants to mention you, and you want to break with others, you are handsome, you are naturally handsome, others can't learn it?
"Okay, get on the props. Xu asserted.
As he spoke, a staff member pushed up a small table, along with a bottle of mineral water and a box of playing cards on the table.
"Hey, what is he doing here? Do you want to play poker while drinking mineral water?" Li Mengyun suddenly had a question mark on his head when he saw the props pushed up by the staff.
"It's also possible to drink mineral water while playing poker. Zhao Lan'er said.
"Can you be serious, don't learn that impropriety just because Xu Duan was on the spot, we are all serious people!" Wei Lingyi sternly pointed out that everyone should not learn that Xu Duan is not serious.
"Yes, we are all serious people!" Ke Zhilun nodded approvingly.
"It's a must!" Qin Feng nodded fiercely.
I'm going, why did you go back to Xu Xu's body again? How much do you resent him? Shi Yi was speechless when he heard this, how could you go around that thing on any topic?
After the props were ready, Xu Duan picked up the playing cards, unsealed them, and then looked at the audience and said: "Everyone should be able to see what I want to perform for everyone, that's right, what I want to perform for everyone is - origami game!"
Burst!
Everyone vomited blood when they heard this, and everyone guessed your sister, where is this Nima? Guess your sister, guess, everyone fucking thinks you're going to do magic, okay? I'm ready, you tell me this Nima is an origami game, you!
"Hehe, just kidding, I'm actually going to show you magic. Xu Duan said with a smile.
Die, you don't know when everyone doesn't know, you lack morality! Also Nima origami game, fold your sister! Everyone heard the words and gave Xu Xuan a white eye.
"Look, this is a plum blossom seven, I took it and folded it like this, folded it like this, folded it like this, folded it like this, folded it like this, folded it like this, folded it like this, folded it like Eh, a toad is folded, isn't it magical? Isn't it unexpected?" Xu Duan said as he spoke, he casually took out a card from the playing card and showed everyone what kind of card it was, and then quickly folded out a paper toad, which looked particularly magical.
Burst!
Everyone was completely vomited blood by that goods, I'm Nima, and I've been co-authoring this for a long time, this is still a origami game?
"I'll it, why is this old Liu becoming more and more lacking in morality?" Ke Zhilun said with a look of vomiting blood when he heard this.
"Isn't it, Lao Liu is so serious, how can he become so immoral?" Qin Feng said.
"It must be because Xu Duan is next to him, and sure enough, if someone he touches Xu Duan, he will immediately be inserious!" Wei Ling said.
"That's right, he can't be serious if he gets involved!" Zhao Lan'er said with a disapproving look.
"That's right, no one can be serious when they get involved with Senior Brother! Senior Brother is the most serious!" Li Mengyun said.
Ke Zhilun and a few people pointed out with a righteous and stern attitude Why are you so handsome, the reason why you are so out of tune is because of Xu Duan standing on the side, this logic is a pain in the face of Shi Yi's sincerity, what kind of divine logic is this? The logic is all fucking shattered into scum, okay? It's just that at this time, Xu Duan's appearance is indeed lacking in morality, and he also thinks that he is okay with this kind of logic, and it is really possible that anyone who is touched by Xu Duan can't be serious, otherwise Liu Zhao is such a serious person, why would he start to be not serious? right? Here's the proof!
"Actually, this is just the beginning of my performance, what do I really want to perform today?" Xu Xuan saw that the big guys condemned his immoral behavior, so he had to smack his lips and said: "I want to perform a poker magic trick today, how to find it?
The audience was immediately surprised when they heard Xu Duan's words, and thought that Xu Duan's folding of the toad was just for the sake of being funny and making a show effect, but they didn't expect that the toad he folded was actually useful, and they immediately talked about it.
"What does Teacher Liu Zhao mean by this?"
"Isn't that toad paper-folded? Let it find poker, can it still move on its own?"
"yes, could it be that the origami toad will not be able to jump up on its own?"
"I'm going, how do I feel like I'm watching a ghost story?"
"Me too, suddenly goosebumps rose, what's the situation? Teacher Liu Zhao is going to perform some magic?"
"Who knows, Mr. Liu Zhao's performance will also be appetizing. ”
"It's kind of interesting. ”
……
When the audience heard this, they all talked about it, staring at the TV and watching it very seriously.
on TV.
I saw Xu Duan roll up his sleeves and pick up his folded toad and said, "I'll say a few words to him first." ”
Poof, everyone laughed when they heard this, I'm Nima, are you still serious and say a few words, say a fart, you say yes, do you understand when you say it or what?
Xu Duan said that he was holding the toad and muttering, but he didn't know what to say, and then picked up the toad and put it in his ear and said, "What? You said you were hungry, you were hungry, you were hungry?"
Burst!
Everyone laughed when they heard this, because it didn't take long for Xu Duan to sing the food song just now, and as soon as he said this, everyone immediately remembered his song again, and they all laughed in minutes.
"This doesn't work, I'm so hungry, but if I don't perform, I won't have anything to eat, and I can't eat until I'm done performing. Xu said, saying as if it was the real thing: "Okay, I'll discuss it with it, and it will listen to me in a while." As he spoke, he placed the toad on top of the mineral water bottle.
Everyone laughed and looked at Xu Xuan's foolish deal.
"So what am I going to do next?" Xu Xuan said, picking up the playing cards and said, "Next, I will ask the host to take any of these playing cards, any of them." As he spoke, Xu Duan quickly washed the poker and put it on the table and said, "From now on, I will no longer touch the poker cards." ”
As he spoke, he turned his back and said, "Host, please take one of them and look at it, but don't say it so I can hear it." ”
When Lin Ying'er heard this, she stepped forward and said, "Okay." As he spoke, he drew one with Xu Xuan's back to everyone, and then asked Xu Xuan, "And then?"
"Then please point the cards at the camera so that everyone can see them, and no one can tell which poker it is. Xu Duan still turned his back to everyone and said without turning around.
So Lin Yinger turned the poker over for everyone to see, and everyone silently remembered the K of hearts in their hearts because of Xu Xuan's reminder and didn't say it.
"And then?" asked Lin Ying'er.
"Then please put the card back and shuffle it to shuffle the order of the cards. Xu Duan still didn't look like he had turned his back.
"Okay, what about then?" asked Lin Ying'er after she had done what she said.
"Then came the time to witness the miracle. Xu Duan turned around and said with a mysterious and unpredictable expression, but unfortunately he had a face with a face and no one could see what expression he had.
(End of chapter)