"Happy thing...... Oh no, let's not talk about unhappy things, we're here in "Comedy Super League", so I'll tell you some happy things. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Coax!

Looking at Miyayoshi's look of realizing that he accidentally said the wrong thing and changed his words in a panic, the audience felt very happy when they saw it, with all kinds of boos and laughter. Even if Miyayoshi hasn't officially started yet, everyone's emotions at the scene have been stirred up by Miyaji.

Guo Gang's face became darker, from his professional point of view, Gong Guitar's kung fu was beyond imagination, maybe this performance really made him successful. But such success is likely to step on his Guo Gang's head, which is Guo Gang's anger. But Guo Gang obviously doesn't know enough about Gong Ji as a person, since he is black at the beginning, how can he not be black from the beginning to the end?

"I remember seeing a news story a while ago that was particularly funny, and I want to share it with you here. When a man was throwing out the garbage, because he answered a phone call, he mistakenly threw the 200,000 yuan in cash that he was going to deposit in the bank after throwing away the garbage into the trash. Later, I asked the police for help, and after several twists and turns, it was not easy to find it. Have you ever thought about it, the news itself sounds a little ridiculous, but it's enviable! Isn't it? How many of us can experience this kind of spending money in our lifetime?"

"Haha......" The audience in the audience burst into laughter very cooperatively, thinking that it seemed to be like this, and they all listened attentively.

"I have a good friend named Xiao Guo, don't get me wrong, this is not Mr. Guo Gang, but a friend of mine in Yangcheng, who is also surnamed Guo. Xiao Guo, after hearing the news, he felt that this feeling was very good, and he wanted to enjoy this feeling of spending money once in his life. So he put his entire net worth, well, enough for five dollars and six cents, and threw it in front of a trash can. There is no hurry to pick it up, just next to the trash can to slowly experience the pleasure of spending money. This feeling, that is called cool, I feel that I am satisfied to live this life in this life. However, when I was halfway through the experience, the aunt in this community came out to throw out the garbage, and one day all the garbage in the house was thrown down, and the garbage can was thrown to the brim! My friend Xiao Guo saw this scene, and he immediately went crazy. What can I do about this? All my net worth is still in the trash can! Xiao Guo began to rummage through the garbage there, turning it out one by one. The aunt next to him saw that the young man was rummaging through the garbage, and he didn't leave, and there was nothing to do anyway, so she looked at him. So she watched for more than two hours, and the young man dug out more than five dollars from the garbage can, and was very happy to hold it in his hand, as if he had obtained the whole world. Later, my friend Xiao Guo came back and told me about it, because it was very careful to turn through the garbage to find his entire net worth, only to find the garbage There are many things worth recycling. Through this act, his net worth was directly doubled! At the same time, he also discovered a new industry to make a fortune and was ready to show his skills in this industry. ”

"Haha......"

Countless viewers in the audience laughed, as if they couldn't stop at all.

As soon as Guo was in front of the TV, his face became even more gloomy. Your sister Xiao Guo, do you need to emphasize what it means to mention my name? and mock me as a beggar?

I don't know what others will think, but Guo Gang has obviously substituted himself into the little Guo in Miyayoshi's mouth.

"I also have a very good buddy, we usually call him Brother Zhuang. Of course, this Brother Zhuang is not a big star He Zhuang, I don't think my friend is so good! Speaking of my Brother Zhuang, didn't he go on a road trip with him a while ago? You must think it's very romantic, right? But my buddy, he was driving fatigue at the time, and he especially wanted to sleep. My brother Zhuang and his girlfriend are very good, sitting in the passenger seat is very afraid that her boyfriend will fall asleep, so she keeps telling her jokes, singing with him, and dripping wind oil essence for him, but it doesn't work, and he still has to fall asleep. But I have to say that my buddy and his girlfriend have a way, and in the end he used a trick, and my buddy Brother Zhuang immediately sobered up. Guess what? That's right, playing with his mobile phone. ”

"Haha......"

He Zhuang admitted that the paragraphs that Gong Ji talked about earlier had succeeded in amusing him, but it was inconvenient for Guo Gang to laugh out loud next to him, so he endured it. But unexpectedly, Brother Zhuang suddenly appeared in the air of the gong guitar, and He Zhuang suddenly felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly, and finally realized Guo Gang's mood at this time. It's okay that you don't mention my name, don't the audience in front of the TV series think you're talking about me?

"In the process of struggle, as we fall down countless times, get up countless times, and count the scars on our bodies, we will feel that we have become mature. I'm telling you, it's really just a delusion. Are you really mature? If you don't believe me, I'll give you an example. Xiao Guo is my very good friend. When he was in school, when he was in the first year of junior high school, he was scolded by the teacher every day, but in the second half of the third semester of junior high school, the teacher basically didn't scold him much. Then Xiao Guo is naturally very happy, the teacher is now scolding me a lot less than three years ago, which shows that I have improved and matured. Xiao Guo asked the teacher with a shy face, you don't scold me much now, is it because I am mature? As a result, his teacher looked at him, smiled and said, This is because the teacher I am mature!"

"Haha......"

"Speaking of traffic problems, here I am reminded of another interesting story of my friend Xiao Guo. Xiao Guo rarely took pictures before, but since Xiao Guo successfully lost weight, he gradually began to fall madly in love with selfies. That day, Xiao Guo walked on the road and saw that the surrounding scenery was very good, so he picked up his mobile phone and clicked to himself and began to take a selfie there. As a result, this selfie was almost hit by a car, and the driver rolled down the window and scolded Xiao Guo. The driver's scolding was very reasonable, and it was hard to hear. He said to Xiao Guo, young man, are you taking a portrait of yourself?"

"Haha......"

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All kinds of jokes with Xiao Guo and Brother Zhuang as the male protagonists came out of Gong Ji's mouth, and each one sounded extremely fresh and interesting to the audience, and the laughter and applause became more and more intense, and they couldn't stop at all. This made many black fans who were waiting to see Miyayoshi's jokes dumbfounded, which was different from the script they imagined.