Whining......

"Oh no! The police are coming! Big brother, what are we going to do now?"

"Damn, what are you going to do? Naturally, you're running? Are you waiting for the police to invite you home for dinner? Hurry up!"

Suddenly, a siren sounded, and several robbers panicked, and they didn't care about continuing to rob, and were ready to run away. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Big brother, help me, I'm stuck ......"

A robber tried to get into it, and when he was halfway there, he heard a siren and felt bad about it. I was in a hurry to climb out, but because I was too nervous, I suddenly found that my body was stuck in the glass hole, and I couldn't get out. The more anxious I was, the more I found that my body was stuck, the skin had been slid through the glass, and the person just couldn't move.

"Lying on the grass! You S force! Can you get in, but you can't get out? Go to someone, pull that S force out! Quickly!" The robber's big brother's face turned dark, today is really unlucky. I was busy for a long time, tired and half dead, but I didn't grab a dime, and I had to prepare to flee for my life.

"Big brother, Dasha is too badly injured, I'll carry him alone, come and help!"

The robber's eldest brother found that the situation on Dasha's side was not much better, and one of the robbers couldn't carry Dasha and hurriedly called his companions for help.

"Made! What the hell! Someone, carry that dasha waste into the car!" The robber brother shouted fuck, if this matter is reported to his peers today, I am afraid that he will inevitably be ridiculed. The quality of the younger brother is getting worse and worse, and he is in a hurry with such a small scene, how can he do big things in the future?

"Wait! Did you notice that the sirens didn't seem to be coming from outside?"

When he was in a hurry and was about to escape in a hurry with a group of remnants, the robber brother suddenly felt that something was wrong and stopped.

"It seems like that's really the case...... Big brother! I know! It's not the sound of a siren, it's the ringing of Dasha's mobile phone...... "A robber seemed to have discovered a new world, and took out a ringing mobile phone from Dasha's pocket.

The siren really came from the mobile phone, and all the robbers immediately scolded their mothers. Dasha, this bastard, actually set the bell as a siren, is he sick?

Whew! At the same time, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be just a false alarm! When they learned that it was not the real police coming, they all sat down softly.

"Dasha bastard did a good deed, he almost killed him! I warn you, next time I find out if any of you dare to set the siren as a bell, I'll fucking shoot him! Who is calling at this time? Press the speakerphone to listen and see if I scold him to death!" After figuring out that this was a misunderstanding, the robber brother was so angry that he really wanted to shoot this stupid little brother.

"Silly brother, why haven't you answered someone's call for a long time?"

"Hey, talk, Dasha, are you pretending to be stupid again? What is the old lady? Every time you come to play with the old lady, all kinds of sweet words, the old lady is looking for you, and you ignore it for a long time? Dasha, do you want to die?"

"Believe it or not, tell your eldest brother, saying that you are blowing up the old lady? order you for half an hour, if you can't see you in the old place within half an hour, you will die!"

"Hurry up! Your eldest brother's old thing, short and weak, hastily does things in less than three minutes at a time. It's all about being cool for themselves, but it's making the old lady up......"

When the robber's brother answered the phone and pressed the speakerphone, a female voice like a lion roaring in Hedong came out of the mobile phone, and everyone within a radius of ten meters could hear it. When they heard what the female voice said on the phone, they were all stunned, including several robber brothers, and their eyes all shifted to the robber brother. Especially the last sentence, it contains a lot of information and takes a certain amount of time to digest.

"Lie on the grass! Guo Taihua! You finally admit to splitting your legs, right? Okay! You wait for me! Wait for me to go home and clean you up!"

"Dasha you bastard! I really didn't wronged you, I usually treated you like this, you really dare to cuckold me! I broke you with one shot! Don't pull me! Don't pull me! Don't pull me, I want to kill this white-eyed wolf with one shot!"

The robber's eldest brother suddenly felt bad, he was only suspicious before, but now when he heard his wife admit it on the phone, and she admitted it in front of everyone, his anger exploded instantly! For a while, he forgot that he was still 'working and working', and he took a gun to shoot at Dasha who was lying on the ground. If it weren't for the little brother who pulled it in time, this impulse would have beaten the big fool to the head.

"Ah...... Big brother, you ...... ......"Dasha was injured and lying on the ground, and the person was not actually unconscious, but had difficulty moving due to multiple gunshot wounds. When he knew that his adultery with his sister-in-law was exposed, he simply continued to pretend to be unconscious. However, he underestimated the anger of the robber brother, and some companions pulled the eldest brother back, but he still took a heavy kick from the robber brother.

The robber brother kicked him directly at Dasha's crotch. Don't look at Dasha and others are so strong and strong, but he still has a very vulnerable place like all men.

This heavy blow was ten times more painful than all the stray bullets that hit him before, and Dasha really felt the anger of his eldest brother against him. This time, Dasha really fainted in pain.

"Hey, hey, sir, what are you talking about? Do you want the fish-flavored eggplant and hot and sour fish you ordered?"

"Aren't you Mr. Wang? Sorry, I made the wrong call......!

What's even funnier is that the woman's voice on the phone was silent for a moment, and suddenly her tone was on the side, and her voice seemed to be a different person, turning into a little girl who delivered food.

Isn't this change a bit blunt? Everyone was stunned! These robbers are so funny, are they sure they are here to rob a bank? Aren't they from some comedy troupe to be funny? This is really funny, so that the people who eat melons here do not feel the slightest tension of being robbed. These robbers, each of them is full of comedy cells, and their whole body is full of drama.

Even Gong Ji feels that these people are a bit condescending to come out to rob, if they go to the entertainment industry to develop, maybe there will be another group of excellent comedians in Huaxia.

"Ahaha......"

"Did any of you record it?

"Whoever wants to take a picture of the paragraph just now and put it on the Internet will definitely have tens of millions of clicks!"

"Ahaha...... I'm laughing to death...... My wife help me quickly, it's not good, my stomach is cramping with laughter, ahhaha......"

"This group of teasers is going to make me happy......"

It should have been a very tense atmosphere, but after the trouble of these robbers, the people who ate melons were all happy. At a glance, at least half of them were lying on the ground, all of them laughing on the ground. There is even an eldest sister who took out a bag of melon seeds and snorted it, as if watching a big show.

"Poof...... Giggles, ouch, are these people really here to rob? laugh to death...... Ahaha...... "Even the short-haired beauty couldn't hold back, laughing and trembling, lying on Miyayoshi regardless of the image, how could she be as cold as before?"

Miyayoshi, who has always had a high laughing point, was also a little nervous at this time.

Bang!

"Shut up Lao Tzu! Whoever dares to laugh again, Lao Tzu will shoot him with one shot!"

The robber brother felt that the whole world was laughing at him at this time, roared angrily, shot the ceiling angrily, and roared at everyone.

The joyful atmosphere of "......" was instantly interrupted by the sound of this gunshot, and everyone remembered that at the moment, it seemed that this group of people was not here to act and be funny, but really came to rob the bank robbers.

"You people, do you want to die? Whoever wants to die should stand up! Nima's! You people in the city are really of low quality! Do you know how to respect us?"

"Really! You city people are so rude and uneducated! It's not easy for us to come out and rob us, please respect the fruits of our labor! What's so funny?"

"Big brother! These people are not afraid of us, I think if I find someone and give him a little blood, they will be afraid! Hmph!"

When several robbers saw that their eldest brother was furious, they spoke righteously, and they scolded these melon-eating masses one after another, and even threatened to find someone to let their blood go in order to achieve the effect of killing chickens and monkeys.

It's okay if they don't say it, but when they say it, everyone can't hold back, and they laugh again.

You robbers, still pointing out that our quality is not good, that we are not polite, that we are not educated?

Seeing this, Miyayoshi finally couldn't hold it anymore and laughed. These robbers, their eldest brother is teasing, and the younger brothers are even more funny. In the face of such accusations from them, it is really impossible to refute them. It sounds like it makes sense.

"You! This kid laughs the loudest! Go get that kid and give him two mouthfuls of blood! Laugh, you won't be able to cry right away!"

The robber brother has robbed so many times, and he has never been so insulted, and his personality and profession are despised. If they don't find someone to stand up, the robber brother feels that the dignity of all their robbers will be damaged because of this.

"Boy! You're unlucky! Who made you laugh so loudly? You dare to laugh at our big brother, I don't know what to do! Hehe!"

One of the robbers took the initiative to step forward, came out with a sharp switchblade, and walked towards Miyayoshi.

"Eh, I? Are you sure you really want to let my blood out? Didn't you see it just now, I'm going to be a yang finger, worried that I will hurt you!" Miyayoshi was stunned, obviously he had just laughed, and he didn't laugh too loudly, why did he choose him?

"Miyayoshi, you want to find a way to get close to the big brother with the gun, see my eyes and make a move, hold down his gun! Leave the rest to me! Don't worry, as long as you can stop the robber brother from firing the gun within three seconds, you will succeed!" The short-haired beauty suddenly said to him in a whisper behind Miyayoshi.