Jon Stewart went on to say, "I'm also waiting (waiting to be adopted by Angelina Jolie), which is nice. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

There was laughter from the audience.

Jon Stewart said: "I have to say that the Oscars are a place where you can meet the most stars without donating money to the Democratic Party. ”

There was laughter from the audience, because the Democratic campaign likes to get people to donate money.

Jon Stewart said: "And for the stars on the scene, it's also worth rejoicing, because most of you will probably vote for the winner. ”

There was laughter from the audience, because the bigwigs and stars at the scene were all American high society, and the upper class often had a lot of influence on the presidential election.

Jon Stewart said: "The box office of Hollywood movies this year is a little bit lower than last year, and there is really only a little bit of a decline, and piracy still exists, so I want to say, if anyone outside the venue is involved in illegal movie piracy, don't do it, take a good look at these stars, you are stealing their things, look at these actresses, they are so poor that they can only wear clothes that can't cover the ****." ”

There was laughter from the audience, and the actress laughed very happily.

Jon Stewart then used humor to introduce some of the big stars and nominated films on the scene.

"Capote is an earth-shattering film that breaks taboos and shows that not all gay sexuals in America are macho cowboys, and some are literal sissy New York intellectuals, really. ”

There was laughter from the audience.

Jon Stewart began to tease the great director Spielberg.

"Mr. Spielberg, it's an honor, we've never seen before, to be nominated for Best Director tonight for "Munich", an amazing film, congratulations, sir. He also brought us Schindler's List, Schindler's List and Munich, and I think I'm excited for all the Jews and I can't wait to see what happens next. ”

There was laughter from the audience, because "Schindler's List" tells the history of the Jews' persecution by Nazis, and "Munich" is set against the backdrop of the assassination of Jewish athletes by terrorists, which is a tragic event.

"Will there be a trilogy?"

There was laughter from the audience.

"I have bad news to announce that Björk won't be able to show up tonight because she was trying on her Oscar gown and she was injured and Dick Cheney shot her!"

There was laughter from the audience, because actress Björk's swan-style Oscar dress today was very exaggerated, like a furry animal, and US Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally injured someone while shooting while hunting some time ago.

"Many people in the audience have starred in "Crash". ”

There was laughter from the audience, "Crash" is a high-profile nominated movie this year, which means that there are many stars who have had crashes in the audience.

"All the films nominated tonight are very good and excellent, they are about racism, they are about corruption, they are about terror, and so on, and that's why we're going to make movies, because we're going to run away. ”

There was laughter from the audience.

"There are a lot of great remakes this year, like King Kong, War of the Worlds, and Unstoppable, uh, Unstoppable, which is the white man's version of The Soul Singer. ”

There was laughter from the audience, "Unstoppable" and "Soul Singer" are both biographies of singers, but the former protagonist is white, and the latter protagonist is black.

Jon Stewart made a humorous reference to the award-winning hit Brokeback Mountain and played a short film.

"There's a lot going on at the Oscars, and it's not clear how the nominations are made and how the order is decided, so we're going to have something special tonight, and we're going to introduce the presenters in order of achievement. ”

There was laughter from the audience.

"Okay, girls, gentlemen, welcome to Oscar winner Nicole Kidman. ”

The awards began, and the first guest of honor was Hollywood star Nicole Kidman, with long blonde hair and a white dress, looking noble and charming.

Nicole Kidman presented Best Supporting Actor.

The Best Supporting Actor nominations include:

George Clooney of "Cinrena."

Matt Dillon of "Crash".

Paul Kiamati of "Man with Iron Fist":

Jack Gyllenhaal of Brokeback Mountain

William Hurt of The History of Profiteering

The final winner was George Clooney of "Cinrena".

George Clooney took the stage to accept the award, and after a simple veneer kiss with Nicole Kidman, he began to give his acceptance speech.

I have to say that George Clooney is indeed a very mature and sexy man, he is 45 years old this year and deliberately has gray hair, he is more attractive than when he was younger, no wonder he will be rated as one of the sexiest men in the world.

When George Clooney was giving his acceptance speech, several women in the audience looked distracted.

The first to bear the brunt is Han Jiaren.

The second is Anne Hathaway, who is sitting next to Han Jiaren.

And then there's Jessica Alba.

The seat next to Anne Hathaway was originally another Hollywood star, because Anne Hathaway was familiar with this person, Jin Jingcheng used the power of Facebook to find the organizer, changed the seat, and gave this seat to Han Jiaren.

From the beginning to the present, the three women have quietly looked at Li Yu many times, not looking at Li Yu himself, but looking at Jin Jingcheng.

Because there was an empty seat next to Li Yan, the three women all knew that it was Jin Jingcheng's seat.

After Jessica Alba learned that Jin Jingcheng was going to attend today's awards ceremony, she specifically asked where Jin Jingcheng was sitting, and Jin Jingcheng told her that he would sit next to Li Huan.

However, at the moment, the seat next to Li Yu has always been vacant, and the three women have never been able to find Jin Jingcheng's figure.

At this time, while George Clooney was giving his acceptance speech on stage, Anne Hathaway quietly asked Han Jiaren: "What's the matter?

Han Jiaren's face was slightly red: "What my man, it's my boyfriend." ”

There is nothing wrong with Anne Hathaway's words, but the tone of the question is a little strange, as if Jin Jingcheng is a big money next to Han Jiaren, and Han Jia will deliberately emphasize that Jin Jingcheng is her boyfriend.

Anne Hathaway smiled and asked, "Yes, yes, your boyfriend, what about the others?

Han Jiaren suddenly became nervous: "Won't it, will he participate in the award ceremony, what can happen to him?"

Anne-Hathaway shook her head: "How do I know, otherwise I wouldn't have asked you." ”

Han Jiaren was embarrassed: "I'...... I don't know, he's not going to present the award right away, is he?"

In Han Jiaren's mind, Jin Jingcheng may have appeared at the front desk because he was about to be an award presenter.

Anne Hathaway was surprised: "Why is he the guest of honor?"

Han Jiaren became more and more embarrassed when she heard this, and then she suddenly remembered that Anne Hathaway didn't know that Jin was Mrjin. (To be continued.) )