Chapter Seventy-Six, the Great Colored Bird
Looking at Xiao Qi who flew into the room and landed on the table of the Eight Immortals, Deng Yanru was stunned, and his face was shocked: "Xiao Ning, is it what you spoke about just now?"
"Beauty, you can call me Seventh Brother. Xiao Qi held his head high.
"God, is this a sacred bird?" Deng Yanru gasped, parrots can imitate human speech, and even learn to sing, which is very common. But she is unheard of to be able to express her thoughts independently and even talk to humans.
At this moment, a wordless shock rose in Deng Yanru's heart, especially Xiao Qi's seven-colored feathers, which made her fall in love with this cute thing at a glance.
Xiao Qi flew to Zhao Xiaoning's shoulder and said modestly: "Beauty, Brother Qi is not a divine bird. The real divine bird can shrink and stretch, just like a golden hoop stick. For example, my boss, he has a divine bird. As he spoke, he looked at Zhao Xiaoning's legs.
Following Xiao Qi's eyes, Deng Yanru's face suddenly rose a touch of red, thinking of what this thing had just said, he couldn't help but be ashamed and angry: "Colored bird, big colored bird." Believe it or not, I plucked your hair?"
"Obviously, with your speed, you can't catch Brother Qi. Xiao Qi giggled.
Zhao Xiaoning gritted his teeth and said, "Seventh brother, shut up, don't you treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak." ”
Xiao Qi said angrily: "I'm thinking about you, you said that you are such a big person, you can't always rely on your right hand to solve your physiological needs, right? Find a woman to free your right hand to warm the divine bird, this is simply killing two birds with one stone." I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying..."
"Bird Day, you should be glad you ran in time, otherwise Lao Tzu would have stewed you. Yaya, when did Lao Tzu use his left hand?" Zhao Xiaoning was furious.
Xiao Qi stopped at the door, flapped his wings and asked, "Do you dare to swear that you haven't used your hands? ”
"I... I've used my left hand. Zhao Xiaoning immediately wilted. As an adolescent teenager, who hasn't used their hands? Doesn't seem to be a shame at all?
Deng Yanru was stunned, are these two guys wonderful? Why are they more than the other... Especially Zhao Xiaoning, this guy is simply a wolf in human skin.
"Beauty, don't look at my eldest who is only sixteen, but his thing is no different from sixty-one, it's very big. The stick is rough and not sticky, don't miss it. Xiao Qi said with a smile.
", get as far as you can. Zhao Xiaoning took off his shoes and threw them out directly, but Xiao Qi reacted very quickly, and he didn't know where he flew with two strange laughs.
"Sister Ru, Xiao Qi is this character, don't be serious with it. Looking at Deng Yanru's gloomy face, Zhao Xiaoning hurriedly said, "If you don't like it, I'll stew it tomorrow." ”
"I don't like you, will you stew yourself too?" Deng Yanru glanced at him unhappily.
"I..."Zhao Xiaoning said.
Deng Yanru stood up and said, "I'm a little tired, go to bed first." He said and walked towards the bedroom.
Zhao Xiaoning was depressed, thinking that it would be a very happy thing to live with a beautiful teacher, but she didn't expect Xiao Qi to offend her, thus affecting herself.
Seeing that it was already nine o'clock in the evening, Zhao Xiaoning remembered that he didn't seem to have made summer soup today, so he immediately walked out and took water to boil the fire.
Although Deng Yanru was a little tired, it was unrealistic to want to fall asleep in an unfamiliar environment just now. Especially the inherently insecure existence of women. Looking at the firelight coming through the window, Deng Yanru couldn't help frowning, how could there be firelight at night?
With curiosity, Deng Yanru opened the curtain and looked outside.
In front of the stove, Zhao Xiaoning sat there attentively, with a serious expression on his face, sometimes putting the medicinal herbs into the pot, and sometimes putting the wood under the stove.
The flame projected the young man's immature but charming side face, especially the kind of attentive appearance, which made Deng Yanruo feel a kind of heartbeat. What she loves most is the kind of boy who works seriously, although Zhao Xiaoning is her former student, but there is an emotion that cannot be denied.
Feeling the tiredness coming, Deng Yanru returned to bed at this time, although he lacked a sense of security, he was also relieved to think that Zhao Xiaoning was outside. It didn't take long for me to fall asleep.
After boiling the summer soup, Zhao Xiaoning looked at the time, it was already half past three in the morning. Even he couldn't help but yawn.
After washing his face, Zhao Xiaoning returned to the house, took off his clothes, and sat cross-legged on the bed wearing only a pair of boxer shorts.
Accustomed to cultivation, he has forgotten what it feels like to sleep, saying that it is cultivation, but that feeling of selflessness is far more relieving than sleeping.
While Zhao Xiaoning was practicing, Xiao Qi flew to Deng Yanru's bedroom in the dark with a caterpillar in his mouth. Although the windows are closed, rural people will leave a chimney in the room when they build a house, after all, there is no air conditioning and heating in winter, and they usually burn their own stoves to keep warm.
Seeing Deng Yanru in his sleep, Xiao Qi secretly thought: "Boss, I can only help you get here, and the rest depends on your own ability." ”
Thinking of this, Xiao Qi opened his mouth, and the caterpillar that was more than ten centimeters long and the thickness of a cigarette fell directly on Deng Yanru's neck.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Qi's eyes flashed with a gleam, and he quietly flew out, hiding his merit and fame...
"Ah~~~"
Zhao Xiaoning was cultivating, but at this moment, an ear-piercing scream suddenly sounded, so frightened that he almost fell under the bed. There was fear and uneasiness in his voice.
Don't think about it, Zhao Xiaoning didn't even wear shoes, ran directly to the door of Deng Yanru's bedroom, and asked anxiously: "Sister Ru, what happened?"
Chirping!
When the door opened, Zhao Xiaoning only felt a fragrant breeze blowing on his face, and then a delicate body full of tenderness and elasticity threw himself directly into his arms.
"Woo~~~" Deng Yanru sobbed.
Zhao Xiaoning said with concern: "Sister Ru, don't cry first, you tell me what happened, is it a nightmare?"
Deng Yanru sobbed and said, "I, when I was sleeping just now, I felt something crawling on my body, and the furry was scary." ”
Hearing this, Zhao Xiaoning almost laughed out loud, what's the big deal with a caterpillar? When I was a child, I crushed a snake to death when I was sleeping, and it wasn't so good?
Of course, Zhao Xiaoning just thought about it, after all, women are timid and different from men.
"That's it in the countryside, it's okay, I'll help you catch it and crush it to death. I'll plug the chimney tomorrow and put a mosquito net on you to make sure that happens. Zhao Xiaoning comforted softly.
Deng Yanru hummed, and then let go of Zhao Xiaoning. The rapid wheezing sound proved that he was not in a small shock.
At this time, Zhao Xiaoning also touched the light switch at the door, and with a light press, the dark room suddenly brightened.
As the room became brighter, Zhao Xiaoning couldn't help but gasp, because Deng Yanru was standing naked in front of him.
Seeing this scene, Zhao Xiaoning was struck by lightning and instantly petrified.
(End of chapter)