Chapter 429: Still Choose?
"But...... Now there is a big problem, I seem to have forgotten which head it bit you with just now! Is it the left hand side or the right hand one? Son, have you seen clearly?" Wang Tianwei suddenly said in embarrassment, he hesitated on the left and right, so entangled. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Wang Tianwei: What he hates most is to do this kind of multiple-choice question, but the more he thinks about it, the more difficult it is to make a choice.
Are you kidding me? Is this the centipede you are grabbing, or in a few seconds, you forget what the head is? Hurry up, don't be joking, I'm so uncomfortable...... It's all purple to the neck, and my head feels like I can't move......"
Lin Zhengdong was about to faint when he heard it, and felt that Wang Tianwei was sent by God to play him to death.
Ahaha!
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and fell under the table, feeling that this was funnier than watching comedy in the cinema, and many people had to laugh out of their eight-pack abs. Miyayoshi at the scene tried hard not to laugh, and finally had to give up.
The two teasers looked like they came out of a mold, saying that the two of them were not father and son, and I was afraid that no one would believe it at this time.
"Nonsense! If I hadn't been in a hurry to help you just now, I wouldn't have seen it clearly? Anyway, it's a 50% chance, you can choose it yourself! This one on the left and this one on the right!" Wangtian Committee has a phobia of choice, and decided to let Lin Zhengdong choose it himself.
"I ...... How do I choose? Aren't you a cheat father?" Lin Zhengdong was about to faint, and he was really unlucky today.
"Little Wangba, shut up! I'm your father, no big or small! You can rest assured to choose, it's okay if you choose, anyway, you have been poisoned, even if you choose the wrong one, it won't be much worse than now. Wang Tianwei couldn't help it, and patted Lin Zhengdong on the head.
"Hey, why don't you ask me? I remember, it was Lin Shao who bit the head on the left hand side just now, you must be right to choose this head on the right hand side!" Gong Ji couldn't stand it, and kindly reminded the two of them.
"Choose the head on the left-hand side! Hurry up! Just the one on the left-hand side! I have chosen, just choose the head on the left-hand side! Quick, let it bite me!" He was still hesitant, but when he heard Gong Ji say this, Lin Zhengdong immediately made a decision.
Hmph! How can Gong Guitar be so kind? It's obviously ill-intentioned, but I won't be so easily fooled!
Lin Zhengdong sneered in his heart and said, as long as you choose the opposite of the palace guitar, it shouldn't be wrong!
"Okay! Just according to your wishes! Give it a try! Endure the ......" Wang Tianwei also had an idea similar to Lin Zhengdong, and felt that Gong Guitar must not be so kind.
Choose this centipede head on the left and place it near Lin Zhengdong's nose!
As for why it is the nose, because Lin Zhengdong has the most toxins near his nose, so letting the centipede bite his nose again will inevitably have the best effect.
"Bear with it? What endure? Ah...... Pain...... Painful to death...... Ah......" Lin Zhengdong made a difference, what did Wang Tianwei mean by letting him endure it.
But soon, Lin Zhengdong knew what it meant. It hurts, it's really very painful, it hurts like a cone, the skin all over my body feels like it's burning, and my body swells to explode.
"Is it painful? Pain, that's right! I don't feel a lot more pain than just now? The body is as cold as ice? This kind of two-headed centipede is very rare, it is also called the yin and yang centipede, the body has two completely different attributes of yin and yang toxins, and they are mutually reinforcing. Wang Tianwei saw Lin Zhengdong screaming in pain, and he was secretly relieved.
"Wo Cao! What is pain, that's right? Why does it hurt so much? Is it the wrong choice? Sizzle...... Take it away...... Take it away!ah!" Lin Zhengdong felt that he was about to faint in pain, and his body seemed to be on fire, as if his bones were grilled in a charcoal fire.
Unable to bear it, Lin Zhengdong slapped the centipede and flew it out.
"Don't! The yin and yang centipede is very precious...... Son, the toxin in your body still needs it to be resolved! Whew! It's so dangerous! I almost let it run away!" Wang Tianwei reacted very quickly, and the moment the centipede landed, he had already pounced, and his four fingers pinched the centipede with precision.
What a speed!,Miyayoshi was stunned.
"Old Wangba, you cheat me! There is no cold air at all, but now it is even hotter, and my body is about to burn...... Yes...... I want ice water!" Lin Zhengdong was bare-chested, feeling as if he had entered an oven, sweating so hard that he couldn't help tearing off the shorts on his lower body!
"Ouch! This picture is starting to be a little inappropriate for children, our Lin Shao is too popular now! Fans, please understand, I have to give Lin Shao a little mosaic, otherwise it will be seized by the customs department. ”
As soon as Gong Ji saw that the painting style was not close, he immediately turned on the small program attached to the live broadcast platform and brushed a mosaic near Lin Zhengdong's crotch. In fact, Lin Zhengdong also wears underwear, but after Miyayoshi brushes the mosaic, he feels like a bare buttocks. The fans in the live broadcast room didn't know, especially some female fans screamed, shouted welfare, and asked Miyayoshi to remove the mosaic. But Miyayoshi won't pay attention to it, he wants to be invited to tea by the relevant departments.
"Son, don't panic, you must have chosen the wrong one just now. If you are bitten by the head of the Yin Cold attribute, you can really cancel out the Yang Fire Toxin. Let's try again! Oops! My son just slapped it out, and I can't tell which head is yang and which head is yin! Or should Ni choose again?" Wang Tianwei held the two-headed centipede with a dragon and tiger in his hands, and walked over to comfort Lin Zhengdong. But soon, he found that the two-headed centipede's head had been messed up again. The egg hurts!
......Lin Zhengdong couldn't help but roll his eyes, and the person was so soft that he was on the ground.
Lin Zhengdong's nose has been bitten twice by centipedes, and each time it hurts so much that he almost lost half of his life. As a result, he was told that he would have to let the two-headed centipede bite again, but the pit was that this time the chance was still only 50%.
Today's successive bad luck, Lin Zhengdong has no confidence in his luck at all, and is even a little afraid.
"Let Gong Guitar choose!" Lin Zhengdongguang glanced at Gong Ji, and his eyes couldn't help but light up. Miyayoshi's luck has always seemed to be very good, and he chose the right one just now. If you had known, you should have believed in the one he chose.
"Boy, what do you see? My son said let you choose, you will choose! Warn you, don't choose the wrong one! Otherwise, hehe! Let you also experience what it is like to be a two-headed centipede!" Wang Tianwei listened to Lin Zhengdong's words very much, and really recognized Lin Zhengdong's son. Bring the two-headed centipede to the palace guitar and threaten to choose the palace guitar.