Chapter 671: Even the monkey lied
"Boy, Master Monkey has already let you taste my monkey wine, now it's your turn......"
The White Ape Immortal had been waiting impatiently, rubbing his hands and urging Ye Feng.
Wait for you to get drunk, and see how the master empties your cave!
Ye Feng laughed twice in his heart, then threw the second pot head to the White Ape Immortal, and said, "The taste of your wine is too thin, and it is average, far worse than mine." Drink slowly, don't get drunk. ”
"The monkey master is not drunk with a thousand cups!" the white ape fairy pursed his lips, took the second pot head disdainfully, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and poured it with his head up.
Burst!
After a sip, the strong and stimulating smell of wine choked the white ape fairy's eyes, and while coughing violently, he said: "Boy, what kind of wine are you, it's poison at all......
It has always been drunk with monkey wine, which is only a few degrees, similar to a cocktail with juice.
But the second pot head given by Ye Feng is a strong wine made from red sorghum in the black soil of the three provinces, which is almost seventy degrees, not to mention a person, even if it is a donkey, it will be drunk when it takes a sip into its stomach.
"I told you before, my wine is pure master's wine, and your wine is a woman's wine, which cannot be compared......"
Ye Feng pretended to be heartbroken and looked at the wine on the ground, shook his head and sighed, and then said to the White Ape Immortal: "Since you can't drink it, don't waste it, give me back the wine......"
The monkey's character is the most stubborn, the more others don't let him do, the more he has to do it, and he can't stand the agitation at all.
"Who said that the monkey master can't drink this wine?
As soon as it heard Ye Feng's words, its monkey eyes widened, and after roaring angrily, it raised the wine bottle and turned it to the sky.
The strong smell of wine, in the blink of an eye, burned the eyes of the white ape fairy red, and his body trembled.
"Boy, what's the matter, Monkey Master, am I considered a pure master?"
The White Ape Immortal forcibly endured the feeling of wanting to vomit, and asked Ye Feng with a glare.
"Of course it's pure masters!, but we Hongchen have a saying, one bottle is nothing, three bottles are real men!"
Ye Feng first extended a thumbs up to the White Ape Immortal, and then continued with a smile.
Damn, I have to drink two more bottles to be considered a real man?
Monkey, I'm not going to get drunk, am I?
The white ape fairy's eyes flickered, the bottle just now had already drunk his steps, and it felt that if it drank two more bottles, it was very likely to drink unconscious and faint.
"Hahaha, you won't dare, Monkey Master, will you? Let me drink a bottle for you to see how a real man drinks!"
Seeing this, Ye Feng laughed, took out another bottle of Erguotou, raised his head and poured it.
Gollum ...... Gollum ......
After a while, the head of a bottle of two pots saw the bottom, Ye Feng was still not red and breathless, and looked at the white ape fairy with a smile.
Although he didn't speak, his eyes seemed to say: Don't look at the little monkey, your cultivation is high, but the amount of alcohol doesn't seem to be good!
"Hmph, do you think the monkey master won't dare to drink it? I'll drink one and see what is called a pure man!"
The white ape immortal was arrogant, how could he stand Ye Feng's contemptuous eyes, gritted his teeth, forcibly supported his already dizzy head, snatched two bottles of two pots from Ye Feng's hand, one left and one right, and poured them into his mouth.
After a while, both bottles of wine bottomed out.
Although the white ape fairy has long hair on his face, and he can't see whether his face is red or white, but his eyes are completely red at this moment.
"Boy, do you say that Master Monkey, am I a real man and a pure man......"
After staggering and shaking his head, the White Ape Immortal asked Ye Feng with his tongue wide.
"It's definitely a real man and a pure man, and it's so true that it can't be true, it's so pure that it can't be more pure, it's really better than Brother Chun, it's purer than Brother Zeng!"
Ye Feng nodded approvingly and extended a thumbs up to the White Ape Immortal.
Brother Zeng, Brother Chun, what kind of characters are these?
The White Ape Immortal looked puzzled, not understanding what Ye Feng meant by the names of these two people, but before it could ask, the wine went straight to the door of the brain, and the sky spun for a while, and he fell to the ground with a bang.
Snore...... Snore......
Immediately after, along its mouth and nose, it began to emit bursts of earth-shattering snoring, shaking the cave.
It's done!
This monkey is drunk!
Seeing this, Ye Feng's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but have the urge to raise his head and laugh three times.
But he knew that now was not the time to laugh, and the most important thing was to take advantage of the opportunity of the white ape immortal to get as much monkey wine as possible, preferably without a drop.
Glancing over, Ye Feng's gaze quickly fell on the containers on the side, rushed over to grab those utensils, and began to scoop monkey wine, and the first thing he did was to scoop up the ginseng king.
Sam King soaked in monkey wine, although a part of the medicinal properties are released, but the essence of the monkey wine is also moisturizing Sam Wang, so the medicinal properties contained in Sam Wang may be lost, but the vitality is afraid that it is stronger than in the past.
Such a ginseng king can definitely be used as the best elixir for hanging life.
Even if you are so badly injured that you only have one breath left, cut two pieces and take the king's clothes, and you can continue to be alive.
"You...... What are you doing......
At this moment, Shen Liluo also completed a breakthrough, and after seeing Ye Feng's hot movements, he couldn't help but be stunned and wondered.
"What do you say?" Ye Feng looked at Shen Liluo and smiled treacherously, and said hesitantly.
He's stealing the monkey wine brewed by the White Ape Fairy!
Hearing this, Shen Liluo immediately understood what Ye Feng was doing.
While secretly scolding Ye Feng in his heart for being so shameless that he even deceived the fierce beast, Shen Liluo was not to be outdone and found bottles and cans and began to collect monkey wine.
Such a superb product, taking it yourself, has a huge effect, and when it is sold at auction, it can also attract tens of thousands of people to compete and fetch a sky-high price.
But it's a pity that Shen Liluo's poison necklace has limited storage space, and it can't be loaded anymore after only a few bottles, so he can only watch Ye Feng stuff the monkey wine into the Medicine King Ring.
Although she really wanted to be ruthless, lie down in the Dan furnace and drink a few more sips.
But the medicinal vitality of the liquor she had just drunk had already filled her body, and the dantian had a strong sense of fullness.
If she took it again, she suspected that her body would not be able to withstand such a force, and it would explode directly.
But watching Ye Feng take most of it, but she couldn't share a little profit, which made her feel a little unwilling in her heart.
Even she was a little hesitant to wake up the White Ape Fairy.
If the monkey woke up and saw Ye Feng stealing its wine, he would definitely not spare him.
"I'll divide this batch of things into two percent for you, and wash the wound myself with monkey wine, and the recovery will be faster. ”
How could Ye Feng not see what Shen Liluo was thinking, and said with a smile.
"Why can I only ask for twenty percent, you and I are fifty or fifty points!" Shen Liluo shook his head and rejected Ye Feng's proposal.
"I can give you that much, but can you take it? Or can you keep it?"
Ye Feng smiled disdainfully, and also rejected Shen Liluo neatly.
Shen Liluo's expression darkened, and he was silent for a long time.
As Ye Feng said, she doesn't have the Medicine King Ring, so it's not easy to carry so much monkey wine. And the strange treasure is moving, with her current cultivation strength, bringing so much monkey wine on her body is not a blessing, but a big disaster!
"Deal!" After gritting his teeth, Shen Liluo nodded and said, "What do you want me to do?"
"Fill it with another bottle ......" Ye Feng smiled and threw a bottle of two pots to Shen Liluo, and said with a smile.
This thing is really shameless, the white ape fairy touched him, it was really eight lifetimes of mold!
Shen Liluo shivered, looked at Ye Feng in fear, and felt that after he left from Baishan, maybe he should hide as far away from this thing as possible.
(End of chapter)