Chapter 1107: Historical Truth, Tease Tang Seng and Apprentice (4)

By the Zimu River, Xiao Qi asked Monk Sha to feed Zhu Bajie the fetal water, while he carefully poured a bowl of water into Tang Seng.

After the fetal water entered the abdomen, in less than a stick of incense, the two of them finally stopped tossing.

Looking at Tang Seng's weak face, it added a bit of attractive morbid temperament.

This kind of peerless beautiful man looks so blessed, it's no wonder that women don't like it when they see it.

After Tang Seng was completely quiet, he slowly sat up, wiped the sweat on his face, looked at Xiao Qi and said, "Wukong, this time as a teacher, I really experienced the difficulty of a woman." ”

"Don't say that, master, you haven't given birth yet, and now you're where you are. ”

"Amitabha, it's not easy. ”

"Pure, master, you really make excuses for yourself, if you experience the pain of childbirth, then you are qualified to say that it is not easy to experience a woman. ”

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong in a daze, and said suspiciously: "You stone monkey, how do you know that it is not easy for a woman to give birth? You are not born of life, but of stone." ”

When Xiao Qi heard this, he immediately cried and laughed.

He asked himself seriously, he was really stupid and cute.

As soon as this idea came out, Xiao Qi's heart suddenly swelled with a chill, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

it, Sun Wukong won't have a relationship with Tang Seng, right?

Otherwise, how could the relationship be so good? Moreover, seeing such a stupid and cute Tang Seng, Sun Wukong's soul would actually have a cute feeling.

If Xiao Qi had been replaced, he would have kicked it over and scolded him disgustingly.

"Wukong, why did all the hair on your body blow up?"

"Holy, don't touch me. ”

Seeing Tang Seng reaching over to touch his face with a cute face, Xiao Qi roared in fright, and quickly took two steps back.

At the same time, I secretly shouted in my heart that it was so dangerous, and I almost couldn't help kicking it out just now.

If this is really kicked, with Tang Seng's current fragile body, he is guaranteed to be kicked into a meat patty.

Alas, it's really sad, it seems that I still have to learn how to control it.

Otherwise, I don't know how much trouble I will cause along the way.

Seeing that Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were already fine, Xiao Qi hurriedly urged him to go on the road, and if he didn't hurry down, he didn't know what Tang Seng was going to hint at him.

As soon as he heard that he was going to continue on the road, Zhu Bajie hummed and chirped, and said that he was weak and weak, and he should eat some good tonics.

Xiao Qi said angrily: "When you get to the Xiliang Women's Country, there are delicious foods for you to eat." ”

"Xiliang Women's Country?"

As soon as he heard this name, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he immediately became fierce, quickly packed his luggage and pushed away Monk Sha, and then hugged Tang Seng to the horse in a rough way, and shouted loudly: "Master, let's hurry up and get on the road, the disciple's heart towards the Buddha is getting worse and worse, hurry up and see the Buddha, it is important to retrieve the true scriptures." ”

"Amitabha, the Eight Precepts, you are enlightened. ”

"Master, enlightenment is enlightenment, what are you touching my head for?"

"Bajie, since the teacher experienced the pain of this pregnancy, he suddenly appreciated some of the greatness of motherhood. Touching your head is to feel the newborn baby...... Alas, why is your head so rough, come here, let the teacher touch your belly. ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Bajie's voice suddenly became gloomy, and he whispered: "Master, if you touch it again, the old pig will be rude." ”

"Hey, Bajie, how did you take out the nine-tooth nail rake?"

“……”

Suddenly, there was a snap, and I heard the white dragon horse neighing wildly, spreading its four hooves, and rushing forward like a gust of wind.

During the period, it was mixed with the hysterical howl of Tang monks.

Zhu Bajie looked at Xiao Qi beside him blankly, and swallowed his saliva for a long time and said, "Brother Monkey, won't the master be trampled to death by the horse?"

"Of course not, that horse was changed by a little white dragon. ”

"But if you beat the little white dragon, he doesn't dare to beat you, won't he spread all his resentment on the master's head. ”

"Damn, that's what I said. So what are you doing with a nine-tooth nail rake?"

"Uh, me, this, tickle. ”

"Scratch your mother, hurry up. ”

Xiao Qi scolded, and became more and more speechless in his heart for this real Tang monk and apprentice.

It turns out that the truth of history is like this.

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Xiliang Women's Country is an important checkpoint on the westbound road.

Although the national strength is weak, the population is not large, but the life is rich and frequent, and there is no worry about food and clothing.

It's just that Xiao Qi was pondering all the way, don't these women need it?

When there is a need, how do you solve it?

With this kind of question, the four masters and apprentices finally entered the Xiliang Women's Country.

As soon as he entered, Xiao Qi had the answer in his heart.

I'm afraid that this group of wolf-like women has never been solved at all, so as soon as they saw the four Tang monks and apprentices entering the city, they immediately flocked to it.

All of them had green lights in their eyes.

Not to mention Tang Seng, a super handsome guy, even Zhu Bajie was surrounded by a group of middle-aged and elderly women, poking and poking, giggling and laughing, and many people drooled in their mouths.

Zhu Bajie is enjoying it, this is really, the first time that a woman doesn't care about his appearance.

As for Monk Sha, he only knew that he was holding a salute and following behind, ignoring the big girl and little sister around him.

Xiao Qi enjoyed the rare scenery in the city for a while, and he really couldn't stand the screams of the women around him, so he automatically placed a protective shield around his body to block out all sounds.

Then, the spiritual consciousness spread out, and if memory serves, there should be a scorpion spirit here.

But it's strange, the spiritual sense has spread to the entire Xiliang Women's Country, and I don't feel the demonic energy, weird, isn't this different from the plot?

Ten minutes later, the four of them finally squeezed through the female crowd and came to the post house.

Zhu Bajie's body trembled with excitement, and when he just squeezed through the crowd, he volunteered to walk in front, 'squeezing' quite comfortably, and now a pair of hands are still unconsciously grasping the void.

Suddenly, Tang Seng on the horse turned over and dismounted with a serious face, came to Zhu Bajie's side, grabbed his big ears and said in a deep voice: "Bajie, go and feed the horse, don't let you walk out of the post house for half a step." ”

"Uh, master, don't. ”

"If you don't go in again, you'll let your senior brother clean you up as a teacher. ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was full of excitement, and quickly entered the post house with a muttering mouth to tie the horses.

Xiao Qi helped Tang Seng, who was still a little weak, into the post house, and naturally a female official took them to arrange to stay.

This is the first time to enter the ancient post house, Xiao Qi looked around curiously, this small country on the border of the Western Regions, the country is small and the land is small, but the inside of this post house is beautifully decorated.

There are many decorations inside, all of which are exquisitely made.

It's a pity that in the current world, these exquisite antiques have long been gone, and they have either been destroyed by tomb robbery or buried under thousands of miles of wind and sand.

Just as Xiao Qi was looking around, Tang Seng didn't know when he came to his side, Amitabha Buddha said, and then whispered: "Wukong, ...... for the teacher"

Halfway through the words, he made a long note, but there was no follow-up.

Xiao Qi frowned, and replied casually: "Don't be a mother-in-law, isn't it a man." If you have something to say, say it. ”

"Well, this, I'm hungry for the teacher. ”

"Poof, if you're hungry, you say you're hungry, what kind of scenery are you pretending to make?"

Tang Seng blinked, suddenly walked around to Xiao Qi, looked at it carefully, and then stretched out his hands, pulled the hair on his face hard, and shouted in a deep voice: "Who is the demon, you dare to pretend to be my eldest apprentice." ”

"I'll fuck your uncle, damn Tang Seng, you let me go. ”

Xiao Qi suddenly howled, and the entire post house suddenly became like a frying pan, and the houses that were shaken by this incomparably huge roar rattled.

Zhu Bajie, who was feeding the horses outside, was like being stepped on by his tail, and suddenly a spirit flashed to Sha Seng's side, and said mysteriously: "Senior Brother Sha, do you think Senior Brother is fake?"

"It's not. ”

"Hey, why are you so happy this time?"

"Senior brother said, you have to use your brain in case of trouble. ”

Sha Seng was expressionless, raised his hand and knocked on Zhu Bajie's head, and then continued to carry his luggage.

In the courtyard, only Zhu Bajie was left with a confused face, muttering to himself: "Who is the real one? Could it be that Senior Brother Sha is also fake?"