Niu: Cross Talk Actor Feng: It's me Niu: I really envy your work. Feng: Don't say that

Niu: Just move your mouth and don't use your hands, and there is no injury on your body after you finish the cross talk Feng: You plan to let us see blood after we finish the cross talk, right?

Niu: So my work can't be compared to yours. Feng: How?

Niu: We were beaten twice in three days and our noses were swollen Feng: Oh, you participated in boxing.

Niu: I'm so old. Feng: It's very confrontational.

Niu: It's too risky. Feng: That's the spirit!

Niu: Be scared. Feng: It's good to get used to it.

Niu: I'm afraid that people will get caught. Feng: You have to hide quickly.

Niu: If you catch them, you will be beaten to death. Feng: Then the other party will foul.

Niu: He cares about you. Just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me, and I was swearing while slapping my mouth. Feng: How did you scold?

Feng: No, you're a thief?

Niu: You see that you are such a cultured person, what is a thief? Feng: That should be called you----

Feng: Is this different?

Niu: I'm really enough. In order to steal this little thing, he muttered and shrunk secretly all day long. Trembling and frightened, secretly living is not chic at all. I'm so fed up, I regret how I became a thief? Feng: It's good to understand

Niu: Why don't you rob the road? Really, if you catch the roadblock and rob you, you will be killed, so you don't have to suffer so much.

Feng: Hey, I said, as long as you are determined to make corrections, I will do my best to help you.

Niu: Well-wishers, there are all these words. Feng: No, no.

Niu: But let me wash my hands thoroughly, and they won't spare me. Feng: Are you part of a gang?

Niu: Who joined the gang? Feng: That'------

Niu: The one I joined is called a thief company Feng: A thief company?

Niu: The full name is Thief Finance Co., Ltd. Feng: How many people are in your company?

Niu: More than 100 people. Feng: More than 100 thieves?

Niu: It's not all thieves, it's just the two of us who really stick to working on the front line. Feng: What about the others?

Niu: They are all leading cadres, Feng: Do you have leading cadres in your thief company?

Niu: There are a lot of cadres, a general manager, and forty-eight deputy managers. Feng: Forty-eight people?

Niu: Everyone's in charge. Feng: What's the matter?

Niu: There are those who are in charge of administration, business, organization, propaganda, logistics, family planning...

Feng: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, your thief company still has family planning?

Niu: Hey, what you said is a game of chess in the whole country, and we thieves are no exception. Otherwise, everyone has family planning, we thieves give birth to random people, big thieves give birth to thieves, thieves give birth to young thieves, thieves give birth to more and more, and there are fewer and fewer good people, who do we steal?

Feng: You are also for the sake of ecological balance.

Niu: Of course, it's all higher-level. Specific to the departments at the next level, the division of labor is more detailed.

Feng: What are the subjects?

Niu: Let's take this security section as an example...... Feng: No, you wait a minute, why do you thief company want to protect the department?

Feng: It's hard to guard against thieves

Niu: Of course, these are all permanent institutions, and there is a central task to catch up, and a lot of temporary institutions have to be added.

Feng: What are the institutions?

Niu: That's a lot, you're like you, it's the Spring Festival, you have to set up a spring theft office, right?

Feng: No festival will be delayed.

Niu: You said that it's a New Year's holiday, and we'll set up a yuan to steal it at today's New Year's Day party! Feng: Stealing here?

Feng: Who is your director?

Niu: Don't say it, Feng: Just sue me alone, Niu: Our director is- Feng: Who?

Niu: Li Zheng! Feng: Comrades, comrades, be careful, you may be able to do this at some point

Niu: Actually, it's all fictitious. The first time he streamlined was about 60 people, the second time he was downsized, and the third time was 120 people. Feng: The more streamlined you are, the more people you have.

Niu: There's no way, it's all through the back door. Sent by superiors. You have to be a cadre when you come. In fact, we are a very business-oriented unit. It's not that individuals come to work with us as cadres. A layman leads an insider, and he commands blindly. There is no one who doesn't have an accident, you say this person is okay, people say no: say this person can't do it, people say okay, you can't be angry. We have a couplet circulating there, which is too telling. Feng: What couplet?

Niu: Shanglian is, if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it Feng: Xialian.

Niu: If you say no, you can't, and you can't do it. Feng: Horizontal batch

Niu: If you don't accept it, you can't Feng: This is still a generation of literate thieves.

Niu: The most important thing is to set up a team, and then issue a target of several thousand yuan. Feng: Then let's steal it.

Niu: It's easier said than done, you haven't stolen lately Feng: That's. I didn't steal me

Niu: You just say, we have few people to steal large items, and it is not worth stealing small items. I stole the passbook and didn't dare to take it. I want to steal cash but I'm afraid of running into plainclothes. Sometimes it's tiring. worked hard, and couldn't steal tens of thousands of dollars in a day. Feng: That's a lot.

Niu: No, the key is that you can't catch up with him Feng: As for it?

Niu: I'll do the math for you Feng: Okay, you do the math

Niu: There are more than 100 thieves in our company, eating, drinking, sleeping, sitting, lying and walking, this costs money, right? Feng: It costs money

Niu: Endless trips to tourist spots to study and hold meetings, it costs money, right? Feng: Oh......

Niu: The most intolerable thing is to see other companies advertising on TV, and our company will also advertise!

Feng: Your thief company also advertises?

Niu: Even the advertising slogan has been written. Feng: What kind of words?

Niu: "Friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Our contact person... Feng: Who?

Niu: It is not advisable to spread the word. Feng: Phone number?

Niu: Confidential for now. Feng: Fax number?

Niu: No comment. Feng: What is the address of the unit?

Cow: Take a shot and change places. Feng: Then where to find that?

Niu: You can't find it, the police have blocked us several times. Feng: Really?

Niu: As soon as I saw this frame, I hurriedly wrote a report: In view of the tight wind, it is recommended that all the staff of the company be transferred immediately! Feng: Did you hand it over?

Niu: I'll hand it over to the deputy team leader. Feng: Oh, the deputy team leader is in charge of this

Niu: The deputy team leader took a look at it and drew a circle first. Feng: Draw a circle?

Niu: Please decide to the team leader. Feng: I still have to take care of the team leader

Niu: The team leader took it and took a look at it, and drew a circle first Feng: Draw a circle again?

Niu: Please decide at the discretion of the deputy section chief! Feng: Eh

Niu: The deputy section chief drew a circle first Feng: Mmmmmmmm

Niu: Please decide at the discretion of the section chief. Feng: Huh

Niu: The section chief drew a circle first, and asked the deputy manager to decide, Feng: Hey

Niu: The assistant manager took it and drew a circle. Feng: That's going to draw five circles

Niu: Please decide at the discretion of the general manager. If you want to talk about efficiency, we are the general manager. Feng: Yes

Niu: Take it and look at it like this, five circles, Feng: Ah

Niu: Got it. Feng: Oh

Niu: Pick up the pen and give a few words in a smug manner. Feng: How did you approve it?

Niu: Agreed! Feng: Oh!

Niu: Go to the Olympics and steal! Feng: Is that the Olympics?

Niu: Before we could finish it, the police hurled us in the house. Feng: Yes

Niu: When I wore cold handcuffs, I thought it was over, it was all over. I despaired, the more desperate I was, the more remorseful I became, and the more remorseful I became, the more annoyed I became. I am angry from my heart, and evil is born from my guts. I said, "I complain!" I have made this report! You! Comrade policeman, bureaucracy kills people!