Looking for my brother in the bathroom?

Do you want your brother to help you pee?

Ye Kai's thoughts were still immersed in the various complexities of alchemy, and he didn't react for a while, looking at the sleepy-eyed Zi Xun in a daze, at this time, she was sleeping in her clothes, and she had a kind of lazy freehand, which was completely different from the beautiful posture during the day, especially a chiffon blouse with slightly tilted shoulders, revealing a piece of snow-white and delicate skin, and the temptation was infinite.

Ye Kai couldn't help but take a second look at the snow white.

"I don't dare to go up alone, can you accompany me?" she blinked, and her other beautiful eye opened as well.

"Oh, okay!"

Ye Kai realized that there was no indoor toilet in the mud and grass house in this mountain village, and she could only go to an open-air pit outside to go to the toilet.

Ye Kai got up, Zi Xun put on his shoes and naturally grabbed his arm with both hands, and walked out of the room in parallel.

"Click!"

"Ouch!"

Zi Xun called softly, it turned out that his toes hit the threshold, his body staggered and almost fell, Ye Kai's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly reached out to hug it, and the bodies of the two were suddenly stuck together; Ye Kai was nothing, but Zi Xun seemed to have been hit by the acupoint, and half of his body was lying in his arms, motionless.

"Sister, what's wrong?" Wen Xiang nephrite was in his arms, Ye Kai was bloody and strong, and after a few seconds, he also had some thoughts floating.

"Oh, just scared. The flushed color on Zi Xun's face quietly rose, and there was some reluctance in his heart when he left his arms.

The open-air thatched pit is only surrounded by some thatched rows on three sides, in fact, it is a huge round tank, the sun and rain, the smell is stinking, Zi Xun frowned and refused to move before he approached ten meters away, even if Ye Kai had only seen this thing when he was a child, let him sit on the edge of the round tank to go to the toilet, he couldn't sit down.

"That...... , why don't you just find a corner where no one is around?" Ye Kai proposed.

Zi Xun had a bitter face, and she had no choice but to do this, not to mention that she was awakened by urine, and her lower abdomen felt a little swollen.

Ye Kai has good eyesight, and he is still clear at night, so he immediately found a clean wall and asked her to go to the toilet there.

"You, you're not allowed to peek!" Zi Xun gave a serious warning, and then groped for it and began to ask for it.

Ye Kai smiled, if he wanted to peek, he could see it by opening the immortal phoenix eye directly in the room just now, why wait until now, just a few seconds later, when he heard the sound of rustling water, his young heart couldn't help but have some inexplicable commotion, his head turned an angle uncontrollably, and he immediately looked away after catching a glimpse of a piece of snow white.

At present, the most important thing is to have a good character.

"Fumig, fumig......" At this time, a voice came from the corner of the house like a thief, no need to ask it must be Han Wan'er, Zixun got up from the bed, naturally there was some movement, and she herself was also a little urgent.

"Here, here, Wan'er, don't talk like that, weird, I'm ...... What about going to the toilet, will you come too?"

Han Wan'er came out with her mobile phone, and as soon as the flashlight shone, Zi Xun was not calm: "Oh, Wan'er, don't take it, don't take ...... it."

Seeing Zi Xun squatting on the wall with a snow-white appearance, Han Wan'er exclaimed, and quickly shot the mobile phone flashlight elsewhere, Ye Kai couldn't help but smile, and said lightly: "The bright moon is in the sky tonight, the mountain breeze is blowing, the two beauties are here to take care of themselves, I'll go over there to enjoy the moon." ”

When the two girls heard the word "self-deed", their faces immediately turned red, and Zi Xun still told him uneasily: "Brother, don't go far." ”

Han Wan'er followed Zi Xun and asked her to keep a sentry, she released the water, but she didn't know how, in the middle of the process, she suddenly heard a dog barking, and the big yellow dog she had seen during the day didn't know where to run over, and when Han Wan'er panicked and didn't know what to do, the dog ran over and bit her butt directly.

"Ahh

A cry of pain that shook the entire small mountain village.

"Woo woo woo-" followed by a miserable howl from the dog, his mouth loosened, and there was no sound, of course, Ye Kai came immediately, stretched out his hand and grabbed the dog's neck, and with a slight force, the big yellow dog fainted in pain.

This time woke up several families in the mountain village.

Ye Kaichao looked at Han Wan'er's bitten wound, the red hula, the wound was quite deep, at this moment, he didn't care about being seen by the two women, and immediately drew a talisman with his fingers, and a green wood spell hit Han Wan'er's wound, and he didn't wipe the blood, so he quickly asked her to put on her pants.

After a while, several villagers ran out, including the couple who used the house with the help of Orion, Ye Kai and the others.

After a brief explanation, the crowd dispersed and continued to sleep.

Han Wan'er was bitten by a dog on her big buttocks, Ye Kai felt very funny, where is this woman with teeth and claws still a little sleepy at the moment, and what makes her even more ashamed is that her skirt is still wet with urine, and she can't wear it.

Fortunately, Ye Kai didn't share a room with them afterwards, which made her feel a little better.

……

……

On the return trip the next day, Han Wan'er had a pair of panda eyes, her spirit was sluggish, and her expression was very awkward when she saw Ye Kai, and there was some faint anger.

"Assistant Han, you were gnawed by a dog, but I didn't gnaw you, you don't have to stare at me like that, right?" Ye Kai said with a smile as he walked the mountain road easily.

"Didn't you find a broken place where I could be bitten? You're just a broom star. Han Wan'er said and kicked him in the calf.

But Ye Kai didn't have any skills, and he avoided it with a slight shake, and sighed: "I really know what it means to bite Lu Dongbin now, you said that if I didn't save you in time, I'm afraid you would lose a piece of meat, right?" Although you have a big buttocks, it doesn't look good to be bitten off a piece of meat, and when the time comes, your husband will look at it, oops, wife, why is there a hole in your back?"

"Poof—"

Zixun couldn't hold back when he heard this, and laughed loudly, but the more he thought about it, the funnier it became, and he couldn't lean back before laughing until the flower branches trembled.

Han Wan'er really wanted to find a hole to get into, so she stomped her foot hard and walked towards the front quickly.

When they got on the bus halfway, the two women didn't let Ye Kai sit in the driver's seat, and finally Zixun drove back to County D.

Han Wan'er was bitten by a dog, it is inevitable to go to the epidemic prevention station to get a rabies vaccine, even if it is Ye Kai, there is no guarantee that the Aoki spell can remove the toxins intact, such a beautiful big girl, if she has rabies, it will be a violent thing.

There was also a small episode at the epidemic prevention station, a female doctor on duty looked at Han Wan'er's buttocks, her eyes slipped for a long time and she couldn't find the wound: "Miss, are you mistaken? You have no traces of being bitten by a dog here, are you sure you were really bitten last night?"

Han Wan'er was still worried about leaving scars along the way, but she didn't think that this was the result, and when she touched the smooth skin of her hands, she was immediately stunned.

Fortunately, she remembered very well that she had indeed been bitten, and at her strong request, she still received an injection.