Chapter 753: The Same Routine
"Brother Ji, I've worked hard! I bought you a bottle of water!"
Bin Tsai nervously took a bottle of drink, ran into the lounge, squeezed into the crowd, and handed it to Miyayoshi.
"Yo, it's rare! Bin Zai, who has always been an iron rooster, even bought a drink for Brother Ji? Oh my God, is the sun rising in the west today?"
"Okay, you're a bin boy! Why do you only buy drinks for Brother Ji alone? Don't buy them for us? You look down on people too much, right?"
"That's right, because you got sick last time, we bought you a fruit basket to visit you!
Unexpectedly, the other teammates next to him complained that Bin Zai was stingy, and he was extremely embarrassed. It's really not thoughtful, and I would have bought a few more bottles if I knew it, so that the goal would not be so conspicuous.
"Ahem! When I was sick last time, didn't Brother Ji help me fight the jungle? I want to thank Brother Ji! After the game is over, how about I invite everyone to eat a hot pot at most?
Bin Zai's words naturally caused a burst of cheers from the other teammates! It was rare, the iron rooster who was not pulling out a hair suddenly said that he was in for a treat, and several members of the Lingyun team were naturally not polite, and decided to come back after eating enough money.
"Well, Bin Tsai has been hospitalized for a few days, and he has actually opened his mind? It's very good! But Bin Tsai, don't break too much money, just pick one or two two-star or three-star hotels! Of course, if you don't think this is sincere enough, we won't mind if you have to choose a hotel with more than four or five stars!"
“……”
Bin Zai's face twitched, and he cursed in his heart. It's just a hot pot, just find a food stall or a fly restaurant, who eats hot pot and go to a three-star hotel? Or a five-star hotel? Why don't you tell me to die?
Gong Ji's words immediately attracted the other team members to echo him, but Bin Zai pretended not to hear it! Bin Zai was concerned about when Gong Ji drank the bottle of drink he had added to the weight. But I saw that the guitarist was holding the bottle of drink, dangling in front of him, but he didn't mean to open the cap and take a sip. This can make Bin Zai anxious, and he can't wait to rush up and pour the palace guitar.
"Brother Ji, aren't you thirsty? This orange juice drink is delicious!" Bin Tsai finally couldn't help it, and tried to persuade Gong to take a sip of the guitar. With the amount of medicine he ordered, he only needed to drink a sip of the palace guitar, which was enough for him to squat in the toilet for half a day!
"How do you know that I like to drink this drink? I haven't seen it in the market for a long time, and I miss the feeling of drinking orange juice when I was a child! Thank you, Miyayoshi...... I'm the one who drank it, right? Thank you!"
However, at this time, Mao Wenxing suddenly came in and saw Gong Ji putting a bottle of yellow drink on the table. Mao Wenxing picked it up casually, opened the lid and took a sip.
"Coach...... Other...... Did I buy it for Brother Ji?" Bin Zai was so anxious that he was about to cry, and he wanted to say that the coach why did he drink it?
"What? can't I drink it?" Mao Wenxing asked unhappily, wanting to say that Gong Ji has not been in the team for a few days, and even Bin Zai, who has always been slamming the door, is willing to buy him a drink to drink, which is quite a means!
"It's okay, I'm not thirsty! The coach is hard, let's drink this drink for the coach! hehe!" Of course Miyayoshi doesn't mind, not to mention that he doesn't like to drink orange juice.
"No problem...... Bin Zai he really cried, he should have bought a few more bottles of drinks if he knew it, just to save more than a dozen yuan, but the result was ...... Oops, I don't want to mention it, it seems that I can only find another opportunity......
"Okay, everyone, be quiet! Listen to me, our BP ideas for the next game...... Cuckoo...... This task will be handed over to the captain Liang Zi first, you come, first tell everyone what you think, I will go to the toilet first. ”
Mao Wenxing took a sip of the orange juice with the ingredients, and just wanted to tell the players what he thought of the next game, when suddenly his stomach cramped, he turned around and left the lounge and went straight to the toilet.
“……”
Everyone looked at each other, especially Liang Zi of the Lingyun clan, who felt that everyone was looking at him, and there was a mess in their hearts. He has the idea of eggs, their team has Miyayoshi, who is as fierce as a tiger, and as long as the other four don't send it, they will easily beat the other side. It's just that the coach's reaction just now is really worrying, because the game is about to start.
The most worried, naturally, is Bin Zai, who has a ghost in his heart, and can only keep praying in secret, don't doubt him!
……
At this time, Mao Wenxing, who was rushing to the toilet, couldn't think of anything else at all, and forgot about the start of the game for the time being.
"I'm wiping, it's being repaired, it's being repaired, and it's too ...... Whew! Good thing there's a ...... Lie down, there are still people inside? Hey, which brother is inside, hurry up! The rivers and lakes are in a hurry! 100,000 are in a hurry! Trouble be faster!"
"......Shhh ......Shhhh
Mao Wenxing was outside, and a mudslide was brewing in the chrysanthemum that was about to erupt at any time, and he suddenly found that the only toilet that could be used in the bathroom was occupied by someone. What's odious is that the person inside is whistling, as if he can't hear Mao Wenxing's 'affectionate call' outside.
"Is there anyone in there? Can I kick the door? Hurry up! Come out! I count three times, and after three I will kick the door in! Three ...... 2. ......"
Mao Wenxing was so anxious that he would jump off the wall when he was in a hurry. Mao Wenxing was in a hurry, and he couldn't care so much, so he kicked the door directly.
This routine is the most commonly used tricky routine of Fang Shirong and his younger brother Sangouzi. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it, this time Sangouzi also came to Yangcheng with Fang Shirong. In different places, it is the same formula, and the purpose is to make Miyayoshi again. This time, I want to play bigger, and I plan to broadcast the picture of the palace guitar sitting on the toilet to the LPL Real Estate League, and enjoy it with tens of millions of viewers on the Internet.
Once this picture is broadcast, see how the palace guitar still has face, and dare to appear in front of him again in the future!
Ahaha!!
The more Fang Shirong thought about it, the more excited and proud he became, this time the guarantee was foolproof, and the guarantee would make Gong Guitar ruined. Aunt Su was also sitting in the audience, and I don't know what kind of expression he would have when he saw this wonderful picture?
Well, it's almost time, and it's time for me to get out of here and let the palace guitar come in! The three dogs should also be ready to switch the line and switch the camera lens on the toilet to the big screen outside.
Bang!
Fang Shirong was about to open the door and go out, feeling that Gong Ji outside should be in a hurry, he could open the door and let the dog go! Unexpectedly, there was a sudden loud noise, and the sound of kicking the door was heard.
"Oh! comfortable ......"
"Made! I don't know which immoral thing it is, lock the toilet door behind the back, and hang a maintenance sign! This immoral thing, curse his whole family without ** ......"
Puff puff......
A foul smell came over, so stinky that Fang Shirong hurriedly opened the door and ran out. Seeing the hidden door next to him, Fang Shirong faintly saw that the person inside didn't seem to be Gong Ji, and his mind was a little confused. Something is wrong!
Go out and find Bin Zai, that kid and ask what's going on, why haven't Gong Ji and the others come yet?
Fang Shirong lowered his head and quickly washed his hands in the wash basin, picked up a bottle of drink that he had placed next to the wash basin before, and left. It's a pity, Fang Shirong didn't realize that there was another bottle of drink that was exactly the same as his hand next to him, which was the bottle of refreshing orange juice brought by Coach Mao Wenxing who had just kicked the door. What's even more coincidental is that the bottle Fang Shirong took away was the bottle that Mao Wenxing took a sip of.