There are many strange ways to punish in this world, but if you want to kill each other with a kiss and keep challenging the record, Lin Kun and Chu Jingyao are definitely the first pair, and normal people will never do this kind of thing.

It's been a long night, I don't know how many times the two kissed back and forth, anyway, it was from the first five minutes to the final thirty-two minutes, the two of them were lying on the sofa panting, and they were about to collapse from the kiss, Lin Kun turned his head with sweat, panting and said to Chu Jingyao: "Wife, it's too monotonous for us to kiss back and forth like this, why don't we do something else." ”

Chu Jingyao was also sweating all over her head, panting and prostrating: "Don't think I don't know your mind, you men are lustful, but if you really have the strength, I won't resist." ”

Lin Kun smiled, a touch of obscenity flew up his cheeks, and said, "Really?"

Chu Jingyao said: "Lying to you is a puppy." ”

"Okay, that's what you said!" Lin Kun struggled to turn over, and put his arm on Chu Jingyao's body, which was a coincidence, he pressed directly on Chu Jingyao's chest, feeling the full touch, the blood in his body immediately became restless, and the whole person slid from the sofa and pressed towards Chu Jingyao, he just completely suppressed Chu Jingyao, pursed his lips and was just about to kiss, Chu Jingyao fell asleep with even breathing, and was already asleep, and it was not interesting to continue, Lin Kun kissed Chu Jingyao's forehead gently, turned over and lay on the ground, and immediately fell asleep。

The first rays of sunlight in the morning shone into the villa, Lin Kun got up from the ground, he slept on the sofa in the living room last night, rubbed his eyes and sat up, Chu Jingyao beside him was gone, it is estimated that she woke up in the middle of the night and went back to sleep in the bedroom.

When he came to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, Lin Kun was suddenly startled, not because he was frightened by anything else, but because of his thick big lips, it was as if he had sandwiched two sausages, it was as terrifying as it was, he raised his hand and touched it, but fortunately it didn't hurt very much.

Needless to say, this must be the sequelae left by last night's 'kiss' battle, after washing his face and coming out of the bathroom, Lin Kun went to the refrigerator to find a pair of ice cubes and came out, wrapped them in a towel and put them on his mouth.

At this moment, Chu Jingyao came up from downstairs, and she was also carrying a towel wrapped in ice cubes in her hand, and when she saw Lin Kun, she immediately lowered her head, picked up the towel wrapped in ice cubes in her hand and blocked her mouth.

"Wife, what's wrong?" Lin Kun said with a smile, he didn't need to look to know that Chu Jingyao's lips must have been swollen too, but he didn't know what the swelling had become.

Chu Jingyao lowered her head and walked into the bedroom, Lin Kun stood up from the sofa and stopped in front of her in one step, Chu Jingyao covered her mouth with a towel and said, "What are you doing? Get out of the way!"

Lin Kun lowered his head, looked at Chu Jingyao's mouth with a wicked smile, and said, "What are you afraid of, take it down and I'll take a look." ”

Chu Jingyao glared at him and ordered, "You get out of the way for me!"

Lin Kun smiled, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed behind Chu Jingyao, and shouted in surprise: "What is that!"

Chu Jingyao was frightened by Lin Kun, turned her head and looked back, what she didn't notice was that Lin Kun took advantage of the moment she turned her head, and grabbed the towel wrapped in ice in front of her mouth, she turned her head back, and the towel was pulled off at once, and the ice cubes inside fell to the ground with a clatter.

When Chu Jingyao instinctively turned her head, her big lips were completely exposed in front of Lin Kun, Lin Kun's pupils first trembled, and then she laughed, this laughter was too unsympathetic, in addition to making Chu Jingyao angry, it also woke up Chengcheng who was sleeping in the next room.

Cheng Cheng came out of the bedroom rubbing his eyes, "Mom and Dad, what are you doing?" The little guy pushed open the door and happened to meet Chu Jingyao, who was coming menacingly, the child's eyes suddenly brightened, and then he screamed and shouted: "There are monsters!"

Chu Jingyao hurriedly covered her lips and said, "Chengcheng, it's my mother!"

Cheng Cheng looked at it intently, it was really his mother, and asked suspiciously, "Mom, where is that big-liped monster just now?"

Chu Jingyao really didn't know how to answer, she couldn't say bluntly that the big-liped monster was her mother.

Lin Kun covered his lips and walked over, and said with a smile: "Son, is it okay for Dad to play a trick for you?"

Cheng Cheng said curiously: "Okay, what a trick, Dad!"

Lin Kun smiled and said, "You close your eyes, Dad counts one, two, three, and then you open your eyes again, and you will see that Mom and Dad have turned into big-liped monsters together." ”

Cheng Cheng shook his head and said, "It's not good, the big-liped monster is too scary, it's still good-looking to be parents." ”

Lin Kun said: "Son, this is your mistake, do you know the big-liped monster?"

Cheng Cheng shook his head and said, "I don't understand." ”

Lin Kun said: "If you don't understand, you can't talk nonsense, big-liped monsters are actually very cute, they like to be friends with children, play games with children, and they can sing and dance." ”

Cheng Cheng immediately became happy and said, "Really!"

Lin Kun smiled and said, "Really." Are you still afraid of the big-liped monster?"

Cheng Cheng said: "Don't be afraid, I want to be friends with the big-liped monster, let them play with me, sing and dance with me." ”

"Then close your eyes. ”

"Good!"

Chengcheng closed his eyes, Lin Kun gave Chu Jingyao a look, asked her to take her hand away later, and began to count at the same time: "One, two, three...... The big-liped monster is here quickly, and it's coaxing!"

Lin Kun took his hand away, Chu Jingyao couldn't help laughing when she saw it, Chengcheng closed her eyes and asked, "Dad, can you open your eyes!"

Before Chu Jingyao could take her hand away, Lin Kun forcibly pulled her hand down, and after reading it, Lin Kun couldn't help laughing, Chu Jingyao glanced at him viciously, and Chengcheng asked again: "Dad, can't you open your eyes yet?"

Lin Kun said: "It's okay, the big-liped monster has appeared!"

Cheng Cheng opened his eyes, and after seeing Lin Kun and Chu Jingyao with big lips, the expression on his face was completely different from when he was scared just now, it was a fright just now, but now it was a surprise, and he muttered: "It's amazing, the big lip monster really appeared, Dad, how did you summon them!"

Lin Kun pursed his lips and said: "It was summoned by Dad and Mom together, we can't summon it alone, how about son, after Mom and Dad are possessed by the big-liped monster, it's very cute!"

Cheng Cheng said happily: "Cute, so cute!" "Dad, I'm going to summon the Big Lips Monster too!"

Lin Kun said: "This is not good, children can't summon big-liped monsters, wait until you grow up." ”

Cheng Cheng said: "Why?"

Lin Kun said: "There is no reason, this is the rule, and you will naturally understand it when you grow up." ”

Cheng Cheng said: "Okay, I can only summon it when I grow up." Dad, is it true that you said that the big-lipped monster would tell me stories and sing and dance with me?"

Lin Kun said: "Of course it's true, let's talk about it, kid, what do you want to do now, listen to stories or sing and dance?"

Chengcheng's little eyes rolled and said, "Tell me a hundred stories first, and then sing and dance with me." ”

Lin Kun's head suddenly darkened, isn't this kid tossing the dead and not paying for his life, he coughed lightly and said: "Son, let's not play like this, the energy of the big-liped monster is limited, you let him tell you a hundred stories, and his throat must not smoke after speaking, you think about the big-liped monster." ”

Chengcheng nodded, "Well, let's talk about fifty of them." ”

Lin Kun has the heart to cry, there is a difference between these fifty stories and a hundred stories in terms of quantity, but if you really want to tell it, there is absolutely no difference, and if you don't wait for fifty stories to be told, it will make people's tired throats smoke.

Cheng Cheng looked at Lin Kun suspiciously, and said, "Dad, talk quickly." ”

Lin Kun frowned and said: "Son, let's change the game, don't tell the story yet, the big-liped monster has amnesia today, and he forgot all the stories, and he may be able to remember it tomorrow." ”

Cheng Cheng said: "Oh, then sing me a thousand songs first, songs that can't be repeated, every song must be sung." ”

Lin Kun suddenly had a dead heart, how could this kid be so able to toss people, who is this like, a thousand songs, an average of three minutes for a song, twenty songs can be sung in an hour, an average of fifty hours for a thousand songs, and another two hours for two days and two nights for fifty hours......

If this person can sing a thousand songs in one breath, Lin Kun will definitely kneel down and bow to him, the key is that this is not something that people can do at all, unless you buy an MP3 plus speaker and put it together.

Lin Kun said listlessly: "I can't do it." ”

Cheng Cheng pouted and said unhappily: "It's not good to tell stories, it's not good to sing, and I don't like dancing, so it's useless for this big-liped monster to come, Dad, you better drive them all back." ”

Lin Kun drooped his eyebrows, and said with a pitiful look: "Son, it's not good, the big-mouthed monster is playing Laipi, and he can't get rid of it." ”

"Ang! what should I do then?" Cheng Cheng said anxiously.

"Son, don't worry, Dad and Mom are fine, let's have a good rest for two days, and when Dad has the strength, I'll beat it away!"

"Well, then mom and dad, you must have a good rest, I'll watch cartoons by myself, and I won't pester you. ”

"Go, good son!" Lin Kun smiled and touched Chengcheng's head.

Cheng Cheng ran downstairs to the living room, turned on the TV to watch cartoons, leaving Lin Kun and Chu Jingyao on the second floor, the two looked at each other, and they couldn't help laughing, Lin Kun pointed to Chu Jingyao's lips and said, "Oh, Chu Da Beauty, your lips are like two sausages in your mouth, what does it taste like?"

Chu Jingyao glanced at Lin Kun amusedly, and said, "You still talk about me, don't you do the same, and lie to your son." ”

Lin Kun said with a wronged expression: "What if I don't lie to the little guy, he thinks he has seen a monster." ”

Chu Jingyao complained: "What do you still say, now that we have both become monsters with big lips, when will these lips be good." ”

Lin Kun touched his lips and said, "Judging from my experience, if you want it to be good quickly, you can fight poison." ”

Chu Jingyao asked suspiciously: "How to fight poison with poison?"

Lin Kun smiled and said, "This is actually very simple, it's just ......" As he spoke, he suddenly kissed Chu Jingyao, hugged Chu Jingyao tightly in his arms, and whispered: "It's just another kiss......